GIRLFRIEND WANTED: Crab Edition

[livrose 1594]

[!] Here, a depiction of Herman striking a pose was attached to the poster.

 

GIRLFRIEND WANTED: CRAB EDITION

For Herman, the Nicest crab in town!

 

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[!] This missive would be posted under every door in Karosgrad, sent off in birds to neighbouring nations, and pinned to each and every pole Emma could find. All in the hope that somewhere, a lady crab would be Herman’s perfect other half. It would read as follows...

 

“I think we can all be quite honest in expressing that no one deserves to go through life alone. Each of us needs someone to love; to share our thoughts with; to be allowed to cry on their shoulder. And that is why, to try and help poor Herman the Hermit Crab out of his grump, I have decided he needs a girlfriend. It is his greatest wish! (And, besides, we’ve tried practically everything else to cheer him). 

 

After conversing very briefly with him, we have produced a list, describing his attributes.

 

- He is terribly handsome and strong.

- Herman allows very special people to paint his shell all kinds of colours, so it is always polished and shiny, and thus he always looks his best!

- He isn’t grumpy all the time.

- Herman knows a good few cracking jokes - he is truly the life of any party. 

- As far as hermit crabs go, he is a great listener.

- You wouldn’t have to worry about money: Herman has multiple homes and beach resorts, even, to spend the rest of his days living in.

- Herman isn’t getting any younger. He’s maturing quickly, and knows that the next stage in his life is commitment. 

- Herman is career-minded and driven.

 

Please send a bird to the Nikirala Prikaz if you know of a lovely lady crab who would be interested in making Herman’s days just a little bit brighter.”

 

 

Spoiler

OOC!

discord: livrose#0950

 

[sarahbarah 5015]

An awe-struck Marie Ludovar gazes upon her collection of geckos, furrowing her brows in thought.

"Ea hope Herman likes geckos," she muttered.

[AmazingAzura 212]

Cillian Castaway blinks. . .

                                          

(( Herman is surely going to get the sexiest lady-crab in town ))

[shay 2200]

"Godan . . . What has my Borsa done to her head." the Prettiest Princess Anastasya commented to nobody in particular, deeply concerned for the well-being of her sister-in-law