Le Diable Sur Ton Epaule

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The Content Begins!!, 

So, first things first since this is our first wonderful issue. I am your wonderful Farley DeFont, maybe I’m real, maybe Farley is a pseudonym, mauve you are all stark raving mad and imagining this!!! Whatever it is, I will be the little devil on your shoulder for all the juicy gossip, scandalous fashion advice, and all the deep, dark, and demented desires that we all have, maybe I will also share some sheet music, art, and embroidery patterns if I can make them work. Most likely I’ll just share my wine affected opinions on today and the various people. With that welcome to the first issue of  Le diable sur ton épaule.

 

 

 

So what do I have for you beautiful women and stuffed shirt men for this issue?

Besides the fact that Fennec White Wine is great, champagne and orange juice go well together, and that Belladonna Maelstorm was easily the sexiest princess of her time. Hmm, how about the fact that the wannabe knight Erwin Bishop (note the lack of ser or lord)  turned down a duel from the wonderful Stephanie Mendez though he is by my estimate about 100 pounds larger and much taller, not that I’d be intimately close with Stephanie Mendez’s wonderful body as I am a woman and that is a crime.

 

So last but not least I have the fashion piece of the however long between issues is, may be a bit scandalous for palace events but I’m sure you could find some use of it!! Wear it well and I’ll Include a sketch in the next issue!!

 

 

 

 

Well that’s all for now, but rejoice it's only the first issue and while I wasn’t able to get much content in, the more of you who read this and seek me out to alert me of stories, wine, gossip, and the like, the more I can include here!!. Well that’s all for now, stay young, stay beautiful, and have a good time

 

-Farley DeFont

 

(if you want the cut juicy content let me know and I will make a paid version once I have gotten at least 15 requests)

((NO I’M NOT GOING TO COVER THE SOCIAL SEASON THIS TIME AROUND, IT'S TOO FAR ALONG))

 

 

 

OOC:
Welp

Salmon has done it

I've made a magazine

Get over it