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A SCRAWLED NOTE TO ALL DWARVEN-MEN


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LETTERS SCRAWLED WITH PIG FECES AND BLOOD ARE FOUND SCATTERED TO THE CORNERS OF URGUAN. ATTATCHED TO EACH IS A SINGLE STRAND OF RED HAIR — DWARVEN BEARD HAIR. THE LETTERS READ AS FOLLOWS:

 

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DWARF-MEN!

 

WE HAVE MADE A SILLY MAN WRITE THIS FOR US! WE ARE NAPO NAPY NAPOKUE THE FLABBY-GUTTED AND RASHI THE GROTESQUE GORGTESQUE! WE HAVE YOUR BEARD, AND THE DWARF-MAN CRIED LIKE A CUB! WE LAUGH AND TAKE MORE!

 

WE WILL CLAIM ALL BEARDS FOR OURSELVES AND WEAR THEM ON OUR SHOULDERS. WE WILL STORM YOUR CITIES AND STEAL YOUR CHINS! COME-COME IF YOU DARE, BUT YOU NOW FACE THE WRATH OF...

 

NAPOKUE THE DWARFBEARD-TAKER!

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A huge thank you to everyone who attended the event! These are event characters that we are planning to run more of, so expect to seek vengeance for the stealing of a dwarf beard soon!

 

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A proud troll, Rashi the Gorgtesque, smiles at the missive the fleshbag made, before promptly crushing it and draining the descendant juice into a oversized tankard. Today was a good day, and he would have revenge for his fallen hunting arm. 

 

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"Dwarf men . . . So, dwarf womens' beards are safe?" Viktoriya murmured, rubbing her bald chin. "Noted. Napouke the Dwarfbeard-taker is a feminist . . . Orcs truly are progressive."

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"Cried like ah babe..." the Mercantile Clan Lord says as he hears of the report (for he would not dare dirty his hands in such filthy writing!) "Ah wondeh..."

 

 

 

"Durin."

 

 

 @Tabby64

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The ever ticking dwed, a creature fashioned in the peak physique of a dwarven male, reads such a missive alongside his Father, letting out a hum "Perhaps, something should be done, hm?"

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