Masouri 2131 Popular Post Share Posted October 28, 2021 Get off Our Lawn 5th of Malin’s Welcome, Year 48 of the Second Age “‘Run trough dem’, but also turn back on dem.” [!] The missive would be posted around Almaris, specific copies of the missive would be sent to Urguan, land of the Dwarves. The reign of terror of the Ferrymen is now a mere memory of those who met our swords, but that does not mean we are vanquished. We lure in the dark, a retirement so call it, until we are brought back into the world to fight once more. A beast in slumber must not be poked, lest you wish to deal with a terminating conclusion. Once we are brought back into the world to serve our mission once more, it is not only Urguan who will suffer but the world. You have attempted to take advantage of our slumber Urguan, kicking us out of lands we were granted by Grand Kings before you. Your greed and stupidity will be your downfall. My terms are simple: You have but two options, the following which you may choose from: Get the **** off of our lawn. Leave our lands alone, our forts alone, and allow us to live peacefully in retirement. OR The nation of Urguan, for as long as I am Captain, will never be able to hire out our services. The nations of Almaris shall once again feel the fear of the Ferrymen. I expect your decision to be swift, a meeting if necessary can be arranged. Pick wisely Urguan, for the fate of the world rests in your hands. Signed, Banjo, The Captain of the Ferrymen, Savior of the Common and Free People, Pillager of Elvenesse, Liberator of Man, The Bringer of Equality, Capturer of the Bastion, Defeater of Racism, Debearder of Grand Kings, Sailor of the Seas, 2x Mr. Almaris, Emperor of the Roads, Heir to Shipman Keep. 45 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlemishSupremacy 4923 Share Posted October 28, 2021 A certain crimson clad being walks the halls of the factory, frowning deeply... He would be carrying ammunition to it's spots along the factory's battlements. "Hmph." 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlanth 3478 Share Posted October 28, 2021 A vivid memory of near 50 years past flooded the mind of Diomé Indoren as he read the missive. He sat alongside his fellow Ferryman, 'Timmy' in the old meeting room of the old fort, just before the success that was 'even out evening.' Tired, but still determined, he got up and donned the teal bandana in his mirror, a simple phrase coming to mind that he repeated to himself. "Win like a winner." 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkaxeman 1107 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Jesus Pablo picked up his head from the table within the factory, drool dripping down the once proud and wealthy hyspian's face. Reading over the letter he'd hop up from his stool shouting out, "Es hora amigos! Nadamos pronto andele andele!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkee 7354 Share Posted October 28, 2021 The Skipper lingers at sea's edge, azure gaze spreading across the tides. Idly, he drums several leather-clad digits against the hilt of his blade. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fekr 418 Share Posted October 28, 2021 An individual stood upright, beating a man with a wooden stick profusely. One single copy of the missive flew towards him carried by the wind and landing at his boot. Reading it a moment, he'd look down at the beaten man saying: "I'm awfully sorry but duty calls, we'll pick up where we left off next time!" waving the missive in the air a moment, then skipping off 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Snipes 3542 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Bakir Ireheart wonders what action Urguan did to kick the ferrymen out of Urguan… but nevertheless he’d share drinks with Leviantol as they laugh over a drink of beer. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javert 5395 Share Posted October 28, 2021 "Oh damn...this is going to be interesting." said Prince Ragnvald Ruric as he read the missive from his home of Eiriksgrad. Antonius Barclay spat out his beer as he read the missive from Reinmar, a frown forming on his face. "Sheisse, mayhaps they also intend to raid Haense!" Javier de Pelear, Baron of Arenisca and a vassal of Urguan, began to quietly panic to himself. "Mierda, Mierda, Mierda! ¡Ni siquiera me di cuenta de que tal situación estaba a la mano!" 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaricGrimgold 394 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Alaric picks up the missive that was left nailed to his door. Being unable to make sense of the letter, he simply holds it flat in his palm and packs it with cactus green before rolling it up and smoking it. “Always happy de Ferrymen provide free rollin’ papers, but ah dinnae knae anehthing about no fort.” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
envy 274 Share Posted October 28, 2021 (ooc) Spoiler ironic 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousAlexa 3842 Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Masouri said: The nation of Urguan, for as long as I am Captain, will never be able to hire out our services. A renowned mercenary yawns faintly, vividly recalling the multiple Ferrymen raids on Urguan that she and her brigands had successfully fended off. Perhaps it would be time for a sequel. For the right price, of course. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickaelhz 3751 Share Posted October 29, 2021 57 minutes ago, AnonymousAlexa said: A renowned mercenary yawns faintly, vividly recalling the multiple Ferrymen raids on Urguan that she and her brigands had successfully fended off. Perhaps it would be time for a sequel. For the right price, of course. The Ferryman, a mythical man on the realm, sat at a forsaken desk deep underground as a little halfling ran in every 5 minutes. He hadn't seen the light of day for as long as he remembers, all he remembers is counting coins. "Another 24 Elysians and Rustlers, sir!" The Ferryman then counted 24 coins and neatly stacked them without a word, sliding them to the right of his desk afterwards. "Another 26 Dwarves and Rustlers, sir!" The Ferryman then counted 26 coins and neatly stacked them without a word, sliding them to the right of his desk afterwards. "Another 27 Elysians, Rustlers and Dwarves, sir!" The Ferryman then counted 27 coins and neatly stacked them without a word, sliding them to the right of his desk afterwards. "Another 35 Rustlers, Dwarves and Vorticians , sir!" The Ferryman then counted 35 coins and neatly stacked them without a word, sliding them to the right of his desk afterwards. "Captured a dwarven leadership figure, hung him by the ankles and shaved his beard, sir!" The Ferryman scoffed at that, firmly nodding at the halfling as thanks for his service as the little man began making his way out of the room. "Sir..?" The halfling sighed, not believing what his little list was saying. "Yes, friend?" The Ferryman responded. "They just did it again." The halfling spoke before leaving in full. 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryloth 4312 Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Willstertheking2 said: Levian'Tol cringes at the Fer- Savoy Vassals, helping Azdrazi. Haskir loves when the Ferrymen help his Azdrazi cause for free. Except- they weren't ... right? He'd never asked them to, anyways! He puts on his Ferrymen bandana he'd bought at the gift store, crossing his fingers in hope they will ally with the Azdrazi to prove Levian'Tol right! "Wait ... they're vassals of Savoy, too? Holy ****!.. The Ferrymen must be a little bit of everything!" 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRCHENN 3662 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Renowned ferryman danny deltoids spouts fire from his mouth being in fact an azdrazi himself 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamix_ 320 Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 hours ago, AnonymousAlexa said: A renowned mercenary yawns faintly, vividly recalling the multiple Ferrymen raids on Urguan that she and her brigands had successfully fended off. Perhaps it would be time for a sequel. For the right price, of course. Ser Aleks put on his ‘I <3 Azdrazi‘ pin. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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