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Haeseni Krugmas Carols

The 400 E.S. Album by Feodor May
 


 

Jolly Saint Krug
 

Oooh merry Krugmas Saint Krug
Krugmas comes each fifty-two years
Ooooohoooo

 

Well away out east where the sand gets hot,
There’s a tale about a Krugmas that you’ve all been taught,
And an old Uruk with your name in his book,
And he spends the whole time giving toys a good look.

 

It’s the Jolly Saint Krug
Jolly Saint Krug
It’s the Jolly Saint Krug
Jolly Saint Krug

 

Just a little old cart we call the Jolly Saint Krug,
And she might not be fast but sure can outspeed a slug,
She’s an elf blood-crimson red with a skull for a wheel,
And when Saint Krug whips the goblins man just watch her peel!

 

It’s the Jolly Saint Krug
Jolly Saint Krug
It’s the Jolly Saint Krug
Jolly Saint Krug


Go go goblin
Go go goblin, whoaa
Go go goblin
Go go goblin (he don’t miss no one)

 

And haulin’ through the sand at a dulling speed,
With half a dozen tusklings leaving Gug’ye to lead,
He’s getting really pissed ‘cause the sand really stings,
So if you don’t show him kindness he will go steal your things!

 

It’s the Jolly Saint Krug
Jolly Saint Krug
It’s the Jolly Saint Krug
Jolly Saint Krug

 

Oooh merry Krugmas Saint Krug
Krugmas comes each fifty-two years

Oooh merry Krugmas Saint Krug
Krugmas comes each fifty-two years
Ooooohoooo

 


 

Last Tuvmas
 

Last Tuvmas ea gave vy mea heart,
But that very Saint’s Day, vy gave it away,
This one, to claim mea some fun,
Ea’ll go give it to vyr sestra (sestra)
Last Tuvmas ea gave vy mea heart,
But that very Saint’s Day, vy gave it away,
This one, to claim mea some fun,
Ea’ll go give it to vyr sestra (sestra),

 

Once betrothed, vy’d cry,
Got a good dowry, but vy wanted to die,
Tell vyr papej, ea want to replace vy
Ea think vy have a sibling who’s still free?

 

“Merry Tuvmas” ea sealed it up and sent it,
A letter that said, “Ea love vy” - Ea meant it,
Now ea know what a fool ea’ve been,
But ea know vyr sestra can go fool mea again.

 

Last Tuvmas ea gave vy mea heart,
But that very Saint’s Day, vy gave it away,
This one, to claim mea some fun,
Ea’ll go give it to vyr sestra (sestra)
Last Tuvmas ea gave vy mea heart,
But that very Saint’s Day, vy gave it away,
This one, to claim mea some fun,
Ea’ll go give it to vyr sestra (sestra),

 

A crowded hall, Lords with keen eyes,
Eam hiding from vy and vyr soul of ice,
Mea Godan, thought vy weren’t someone, just an airhead,
Mea? Ea guess after tonight ea might drop dead,

 

A face of a noble with an heir to be had,
A man who is desperate and wants vy in his bed!
Oo-hoo
Now ea found a true Lady, vy’ll never fool mea again.

 

Last Tuvmas ea gave vy mea heart,
But that very Saint’s Day, vy gave it away (Vy gave it away!)
This one, to claim mea some fun,
Ea’ll go give it to vyr sestra (Sestra)
Last Tuvmas ea gave vy mea heart,
But that very Saint’s Day, vy gave it away,
This one, to claim mea some fun, (Ohhh)
Ea’ll go give it to vyr sestra (Sestra)!

 

Sealed it up and sent it…
 

Ea love vy ea meant it…
 

Vyr ses-…


To vyr sestra!
 



Krugmas Karosgrad

 

Krugmas Karosgrad!
Krugmas Karosgrad!
Krugmas Karosgrad!
Celebrate an orc but still praise God

Krugmas Karosgrad!
Krugmas Karosgrad!
Krugmas Karosgrad!
Celebrate an orc but still praise God

 

Ea wanna wish vy a merry Krugmas!
Ea wanna wish vy a merry Krugmas!
Ea wanna wish vy a merry Krugmas,
Even though it’s a facade!

 

Krugmas Karosgrad!
Krugmas Karosgrad!
Krugmas Karosgrad!
Celebrate an orc but still praise God

Krugmas Karosgrad!
Krugmas Karosgrad!
Krugmas Karosgrad!
Celebrate an orc but still praise God

Ea wanna wish vy a merry Krugmas!
Ea wanna wish vy a merry Krugmas!
Ea wanna wish vy a merry Krugmas,
Even though it’s a facade!

 


 

Oh Come All Vy Faithful
 

Oh come all vy faithful, joyful and triumphant
Oh come vy, oh come vy, to Paradisus
Come and behold him, born the father of mankind

 

Oh come let us revere him, oh come let us revere him
Oh come let us revere him, Horen our Koeng!

 

Sing choirs of Aenguls, sing in jubilation
Sing all vy citizens of the Seven Skies
Glory to Godan, glory in the highest

 

Oh come let us revere him, oh come let us revere him
Oh come let us revere him, Horen our Koeng!

 

Da, Lord we greet vy, bearer of Virtue
Horen, to vy be all glory given
Word of the Father, now in flesh appearing

 

Oh come let us revere him, oh come let us revere him
Oh come let us revere him, Horen our Koeng!

 

 



Merry Krugmas Emperor

 

Empire’s crumbling
All around him
Vassals fighting
It’s all a blur

 

There’s no reason
Logic or understanding
Merry Krugmas Emperor!

 

Time for parties and celebrations
Has gone on for far too long
But he seems blind
Or just wants to ignore it
And so let’s sing him a Krugmas song!

 

We’re gonna flee to Haense tonight
Or else we’ll take a boat
Far southward to Savoy
And then we’ll see the light 

 

No men praying
Nor kids playing
Ev’ry one has gone away
All they wished was to have a merry Krugmas
So they didn’t want to stay

 

We’re gonna flee to Haense tonight
Or else we’ll take a boat
Far southward to Savoy
And then we’ll see the light 

 

Empire’s empty
Now it’s just him
By a campfire
Wrapped in fur

 

There’s nobody
But him left in Providence
Merry Krugmas Emperor!

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