The Gorkil Gym Official Re-Opening

[flexMate 328]

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A poster would be nailed to various pillars around the Iron’Uzg

 

“Ug bruddaz. Mi, Ulug’Gorkil, Wargoth uhf klan Gorkil iz praud to annaunz dah offizyal reopenin’ uhf dah Gorkil klan hall jym. Dah jym uz yn uz’ by ah lot uf bruddaz agh ziztahz but yt waz 

nevah uffizialy open’d fur everiazh.
 

Frum naw un, tu entur dah jym, a jym memberzhip wyl bi requir’d.
 

Ah jym memberzhip iz ah annual zubzkriptzhen, agh wyl kozt azh’ty minaz per yir.
Dah unly azh’z dat nub nyd tu buy ah gym memberzhip iz Gorkil klan memberz.

Fur mur ynfo, kontakt fynd mi ihn dah Iron’Uzg agh blah tu mi.

Latz, Wargoth Ulug’Gorkil.”

 

Spoiler

OOC:
Contact me on Discord if you’re interested in buying a gym membership: flexMate#5561