A Response to the 'Excoriation of Urguanites'

[Terry 1859]

SA 54

(December 8th, 2021)

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ᚾᚨᚱᚺ-ᛞᚨ-ᚾᚨᚴᚺᚢᛗ'ᚢᚱ-ᛞᚨ-ᛟᚱᚡᚢᛚ-ᚾᚨᚴᚺᛁᛗᛁᚱᚨᛉ

A RESPONSE TO 'EXCORIATION OF URGUANITES'

ᚡᛖᛚᛖᚱᚨᚴ-ᛟᛉ-ᛞᚨ-ᛟᚾᛟᚱ'ᚴᚨᛞᚱᛖᛚ'ᚾᚨᚱᚺᛖ

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To the Usurper ‘Emperor’ of Oren, 

 

The Dwarves of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan do not care for your petty attempts at feigning righteousness. You can save your sly remarks and passive-aggressive chatter for ‘your’ new citizens, as who knows how long it will be before yet another forceful uprising presents itself at your feet.

 

Let us correct your decree, as we Dwarves have lived through the events that you can only read about in history books.

 

Before we continue on in correcting your falsities, let it be known that we, Urguan’s Folk, deny any demands made by your ‘Empire’ upon our people. The only further political correspondence we shall accept is the presentation of Ser Duncan to our Lord Justicar to be tried within Urguani Court for the breach of our previous Non-Aggression Pact and the Attempted murder of 2 Urguani Legionnaires. If such is not presented to us, the Dwedmar are prepared for war.

 

We understand that you must attempt to slander our name as ‘Anti-Canonist Heathens’ and make this out to be a ‘Holy War’ to garner much needed support from other Canonist nations, yet it has become rather obvious to everyone besides yourself that the Grand Kingdom has always been accepting of all religions within our halls. The fuss created over our canonist vassals and your ‘DEMAND’ for us to never allow such to happen again truly shows that you cannot realize that the true problems lay within your walls, not ours.

 

The ‘Empire’ of Oren has proven itself to be an egregious place to live to the point where numerous previous vassals have fled your fields to instead be within ours. You attack us as a host nation because you know that your treatment of vassal states has been so horrific that they would rather live with the ‘heathens’ than a ‘pure canonist nation’ such as your own. To any who continue to believe this war is about religion, please walk through Urguan’s realm and behold the diverse religious groups living within Urguani land. There is no further explanation needed for such a blatant falsity, as anyone can see its sole purpose is to garner support.

 

Need we also remind you that we, the ‘secretaries of Iblees’, were the ones who locked him away in the first place?

 

Regardless of your own beliefs on religion it is clear your knowledge of history is lacking, as you have forgotten the facts of the 18 Years’ War. While yes, Orenian forces managed to siege a rapidly built fort on the edge of our territory, you have forgotten the tales of your ancestors fleeing back within their borders after realizing the Grand Empire began to push back. You have forgotten the tales of the Siege of Kal’Ordholm, where your ancestors failed to even breach the outermost wall of the Dwarven Fortress before being entirely eradicated by Urguani forces. You have forgotten the tales of the Siege of Khro’Nogaak, where your ancestors’ forces were burned alive the second they touched the walls of the fortress. You have forgotten the White Peace rapidly declared by your ancestors the second they realized they were losing. 

 

While your ancestors have long passed since the realm of Vailor, we Dwed continue to live on to this day. The same Dwed who designed those impenetrable fortresses of the past have further perfected their craft to this day. The same legionnaires who have witnessed the death of loved ones by Orenian hands live on to this day. The same Grand Kingdom which has defeated and conquered your ‘Empire’ lives on to this day. 

 

Should you and your ‘Empire’ wish to declare war on the Grand Kingdom, remember that history repeats itself, and it is not on your side.

 

Narvak oz Urguan, Philip III.

 

 

signed,

 

Grand King of Urguan, Elder of Clan Frostbeard,

Thane of Rhewenholm, Great-Grandson of Rhewen

[BDanecker 858]

A paraplegic dwarf affixed his arbalest upon the front of the golden demigryph automaton that carried him, ready to shoot any Orenians that dare step upon his lawn!

[Treaty 1349]

Azkel would nod to the words of his Grandson, letting a sad smile cross his face as he would reminisce of the 18 Years' War.

[Qizu 4036]

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[Willstertheking2 1101]

Levian'Tol Grandaxe is already felling Orenians so he is just happy to now have the legal backing to do so. "Tis es a good piece ov paper."

[mika1278 2674]

The Silver Lubba Within Lubba's Keep finds himself looking outwards over the seas leaning on the balcony as his name was called out by a messenger which hands him the new missive "Thank ye lad." he responded before taking a read, a slight grin forming upon his face as he reads it before he rings the bells of Lubba's Keep with merely a flick of the wrist he shouts "Lads n' lasses of Lubba Keep, Dunborough, Mil Tower and the Silver Lubba Band.. WAR IS UPON US! NARVOK OZ URGUAN, NARVOK OZ ULFAR THE UNITER!" Before he returns back from his balcony to deep within his keep to make preparations.

[TheWaffleEater2 120]

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[Pancakehz 1697]

Gror Ireheart applauds Ulfric the Unifier! The old dwarf stands by his King and Clan with great pride, ready to lead Urguani forces into battle.

 

[Legoboy7984 2441]

Agnar Ireheart smirks as he'd remember the Eighteen Years war where he created the 'pungi sticks' stopping Orenian siege towers from touching the walls of Kal'Ordholm.

"Good times and a good response, me Grand King."

[Mavromino 513]

"Ah 'elped kill 'em once and ah'll do it again." Remarked Crevin Starbreaker, secretly pleased to be back at war. 

[Hiebe 2475]

Dwain sharpens his axe.

 

Ere we go again...

[Nooblius 5794]

High Prophet Norli ponders the irony of the new Emperor calling the Grand King a secretary of Iblees immediately before attempting to attack the High Pontiff. He looks to his son, "Pay attention lad, dis may be da most disgraceful emperor ye shall ever witness."

 

Spoiler

 

[gandalfo 1413]

The Lord Chancellor, Atandt Irongrinder, would nod at his King's missive. "His intelligence is off of the charts, it is why I voted for him."

 

Edited December 9, 2021 by gandalfo

[Pancho 2494]

Kosher Daesmon Fier laughs at the mentioning of the sieges. 

 

"Round two ey?"

 

 

 

[Elite Snipes 3542]

Bakir Ireheart grabs his axe, going to call his brothers to arms. He’d rally his kin preparing to lead not only his clan, but Urguan against the Orenians alongside Gror, Durorn, and Agnar Ireheart.

Edited December 9, 2021 by Elite_Snipes_