Rattussmackus 597 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Many flyers rest around almaris, neat, cursive writing seems to cover the worn down paper. Underneath the bold title of 'CALLING ALL DILFS.' There seems to be an application of sorts. 'I, Nyx Ellerbrock-Ame'narnir, forty-eight human am looking for a new lover. My old lover and child disappeared after I got lost in the woods and I haven't seen them since. I am missing an eye but I'm incredible at shooting with a bow. I cannot read and write (this is being written by a strange goblin who knows common well) but I can hunt. I'm a great catch and I'm hoping to have a proper family...I have an eye for dwarves specifically.. Please bird me an application, hope to see folks soon.' At the end some details are written down. Spoiler i’m a goofy goober 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhased 3587 Share Posted January 4, 2022 (edited) [!] A bird sporting shaky, messy writing that changes into a neater script three words in arrives! "Hail, friend of Malin'or, I, Crumena, Sage of Kamees, look forward to our future escapades. Respond at your earliest convinence." Spoiler Ign: Remeron Discord: Heero#7850 Perks include: redtag, frequent trips to Yong ping, and stargazing by the alleyway Edited January 4, 2022 by Bhased 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
excited 10833 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Kairn Calithil notices the elfess is underage at the ripe age of 48. In response, he pens a notice, on behalf of his good friend, the esteemed Paladin Crumena Ilwindior. Hello female. My name is Crumena Ilwindior, Grandmaster of the Chapter of the Golden Lion, an esteemed paladin of a hallmark trade. I ply monster slaying, but I slay women just as well. My last wife went missing. Perhaps you'll go missing too. So, what do you say, am I the 'DILF' you're looking for? Signed, Crumena Ilwindior, hailing from the Tempest Isle, descendant of Rilath Ilwindior, esteemed Canonist, lover of the Fine Arts, and Poet. @Heero 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pr0fit 2945 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Grigori Smile 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustando 1455 Share Posted January 4, 2022 "I, with humble interest, write to you today my dearest Nyx" "My name is Crumena Of Kamees. I live in the hermit mountain lane, paladong, Urguan, 87104" --- [!] A few sketches were left, seemingly of the hermit himself! Spoiler Spoiler Ign: Remeron Discord: Heero#7850 Perks include: redtag, frequent trips to Yong ping, and stargazing by the alleyway 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Mongol Khan 1091 Share Posted January 4, 2022 (edited) *Insert confidential love letters* Edited January 4, 2022 by The Great Mongol Khan . . . 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelaneyG 1279 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Helton Helvets, the young bachelor heir of the Duchy of Cathalon, pens a letter immediately while snickering. Though he wasn't a poet, he thought it wasn't half bad. "To Miss Ellerbrock-Ame'narnir, If you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain... If you're not into yoga. If you have half a brain. If you like makin' love at midnight in the dunes on the cape, then I'm the love that you've looked for. Write to me and escape. With love, Thomas Andrew Helvets" Spoiler 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valannor 6345 Share Posted January 4, 2022 'Lo, for upon that sullen eve would a response be penned from the mountain halls of Urguan, clad in holiest iconography - bearing the seal of the Sage. "Greetings, my fair maiden. I am the one they call 'Crumena,' The Sage. I have long been in search of a wife to call my own - and I believe you to suit my needs. If you are interested in a male of repute, look no further. Send any replies back with this bird. I find myself out of coin to afford another." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damnit_Delmar 1029 Share Posted January 4, 2022 [!] A letter would arrive at the doorstep of lady Nyx. "Hello there, the young Adunian Bachelor named Edward Thuri-Elendil, is a very sad Dilf looking for love. The man has four kids and has been blessed with the courage of an Angul. Give him a chance and I am sure you and him would be an amazing match. Signed by The Simple Blindman" Vesryn would chuckling as he smoked on the front porch, glad to know he was a decent wingman for his lonely brother in arms 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lomiei 1487 Share Posted January 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Screecher said: [!] A few sketches were left, seemingly of the hermit himself! ((ooc: This actually made me laugh out loud. good job man)) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HobbitForHire 205 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Malii'evarir would return home after some time and a long journey. Taking a cursory glance at the notice board, this one would catch her eye. "Oh dear, what despterate soul is looki- NYX'II" she'd end with a yell. Not finding her adopted daughter at home, she was very prepared to have words when they next met. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomeh 193 Share Posted February 7, 2022 "I am nay dwed but ay am eh halflin'" Chester says with a grin as he writes "If yew are interested in meh nyx t'en yeh csn find meh en Honeh'ill" the letter ends with a little scribble of a bird carrying some flowers 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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