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The Recipe For Musinism (Cure for being a riddle rat fucker)


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[!] Letters would be sent to the great leaders of the men and mice across the continent of the Disneyland, while additional copies would be circulated to traders and caravans throughout the realm. It would read:

 

To His High Holiness, the Pontiff; @Pureimp10

To His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of Oren; @Nectorist

To His Majesty, the King of Haense; @Xarkly

To His Highness, the Prince of Savoy; @Publius

To His Lordship, the Lord of Du Loc @Shorsand
To that fucker 'Malta', Local Terrorist @chacmul 

To that handsome Barclay, Heir to the Barclay Name @Ziggitee 
 

Finally upon decades of experimentation and poverty, my people have finally found a way to circulate Musin CAs of a righteous purpose. Unique and unrivaled, we've a 1-day delivery to making you a fat rat. Able to turn you into one in the short time of 3 months.

 

A feat achieved without sponsorship nor support from those beyond our small realm, the value of the work we have done for the betterment of all of mankind and the potential it holds to grant you power and OOC supremacy is not lost on us. Therefore, respecting my Weed Factory's historic neutrality toward all other realms, the recipe shall be offered via auction. 

 

Starting at the bid of Seventeen Childrens Kidney's, the highest bidder shall be given exclusive insight into the recipe for this cure, to administer throughout their respective domain as they see fit. The auction shall proceed for 24 Saint's Hours following the arrival of these letters, and bids shall be circulated consistently to all who have been outbid to ensure fair competition. 

Please note that this is an open auction, and will not be restricted to the addressees of this letter.

 

Signed,
Slinch Schwingus,
Local Pharacist

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