Lectorate 556 Popular Post Share Posted January 15, 2022 THE LECTORATE OF OWYN Flaming Covenant Cohort, 3rd Mission PUBLIC PRESS RELEASE REGARDING PHASE ONE CLINICAL TRIALS: ST. HUMBERT’S QUINTESSENCE To the esteemed descendants or otherwise denizens of Almaris: The Brother Lectors of Kaer’Lassar are pleased to inform of a recent breakthrough in our alchemical studies. The Flaming Covenant believes that, through divine inspiration, it has synthesized a cure to Vampirism. Presently, the Lectors have obtained twelve vials of St. Humbert’s Quintessence, three for each of the descendent races. With the discretion of the Lector Council, it has been declared that phase one clinical trials are to commence. Let the message be clear: if you are an infected lesser vampire and you wish to be cured, seek out the Lectorate in Du Loc. You will be extended the full degree of Guest Rite - no harm nor ill will shall come to you. Those who participate in the clinical trials are entitled to one of many compensation packages. Compensation Package I: 1 McBrae’s Combo Meal, free of charge. 50 Minae gift card to the Du Loc Heritage Museum. Compensation Package II: 1 Lectorate’s Living Teddy Bear. 2 Flaming Cohort carriage decal sets. 1 Bottle of Godsflame Cinnamon Whiskey. Compensation Package III: 2 Gibsco Jelly Funk. 1 El Cigarro del Rey. 1 Flaming Cohort Hookah Set [matches not included]. The Lectorate graciously thanks Doctor Primrose, Lhoris, Ahng’Lur and Garrond Frostbeard for aiding in our research and providing blood samples capable of potentially curing these afflicted beings. Should these clinical trials find success, may their names be sung as those who saved their races. 35 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 14133 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Lector Oijin, master alchemist and engineer, looks forward to helping his brothers with the study - for a better tomorrow, to FLATTEN the curve. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megavoltar 1161 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Nu Loc, Et., 20th of the First Seed – Seabreeze (I-Vt.) on The Previous Saints Day issued the following statement after the Lectorate Administration announced it supports efforts to waive intellectual property rights for Concitura Vampiric Trials: “I applaud Lord Quentin and his administration for taking this bold step in response to the world’s most urgent crisis. Our vaccination efforts here at home will only be successful if vaccination efforts in the developing world happen simultaneously. Supporting this waiver, and putting people over profits, will help us to do that by speeding up the production and availability of vaccines. This is exactly the kind of leadership the world needs right now." “I also recognize the dedicated work done by activists in communities around the world to put this issue on the global agenda. We are all in this together.” Seabreeze last month wrote a letter to The Lectorates of Owyn calling for the administration to back the waiver effort. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TojoTime 386 Share Posted January 15, 2022 "That burger was delicious," a veiled youth hummed. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
warlord of filth 8184 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Gib Garak, esteemed host of the Gib Garak Experience, looks forward to interviewing the volunteers of these clinical studies on future publicized meetings of the Gib Garak Experience. He also looks forward to interviewing the anti-curers, and getting to the bottom of why they like their food served bloody. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorsand 1942 Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) In the dead of night with the moon on high, a robed definitely-not-Lord snuck into the warrens of Kaer'Lassar. . . Using his elementary knowledge of alchemy, he devised a concoction of two parts Order symbol, two parts Blindness symbol, and a pinch of Fine Dulocian Gravel, mixing them into what he believed were the testing vats of St. Humberts Quintessence, with an extra dose applied to the Orcish variant. And now, he waited. Edited January 15, 2022 by Shorsand 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin_champloo 5951 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Marchosias prepared to commit fraud. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimeWolf0080 1509 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Some how some way the missive made it's way to a wood elf, he sighed as he read it only going to add it to the fire he sat next to keeping warm through out the night as monsters attacked the city. Jinan smiled as they got the missive looking forward to going back to du loc as soon as the sky gods allowed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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