Elite Snipes 3542 Popular Post Share Posted January 16, 2022 10th of the Grand HarvestTHE FINAL STRIKE Three strikes and you’re in the grudgebook is what the greybeards of our clan taught us as beardlings. Urguan’s race is doomed to be stubborn and grudgeful, but yet because of our devotion to the Grand Kingdom of Urguan we have forgiven many wrongs against our kin. We have worked for the greatness of the Kingdom, fighting in wars and participating in government, even after we’ve been wronged without compensation. All we ask for in return for our labor is respect. The first against our kin was when the most kind Urist Ireheart was mutilated and debearded at the hands of the wood elves of Sirammenor. Our Grand King at the time, Jorvin Starbreaker, refused to uphold his honor by defending his kin who was violated in the worst way possible, debearding. Instead, when the Irehearts honorably defended their kin they were branded as traitors and asked to come before the high courts for their actions. In the end, the Kingdom failed it’s duties to protect the sons and daughters of Yavok as they fought a long grudge war against the elves alone. The second wronging of our kin was in the election of Durorn Ireheart. The votes were counted at first 71 in favor of Durorn Ireheart and 48 in favor of Norli Starbreaker. Though when the council met, dishonorable schemers slowly discounted votes until it ended in a tie. And when the council was asked, how should we resolve this tie? The schemers answered “let the council decide” as they knew they held the council majority. A King was crowned by the council, but not the people of Urguan. The namesake of Urguan was wronged this day, but especially the descendents of Yavok. The third and final strike against our kin was in the meeting and consequential events after the meeting. As Ulfric went behind the backs of the Irehearts, making deals with Du Loc that directly affected our clan. Ulfric bent over to cannonism as he told Du Loc that he would sit idle as Du Loc had their way with the Irehearts. Once again the Irehearts would be doomed to fight without protection from their King, but now their King actively sided against them. What did we do to deserve this kind of dishonor? In defense of his “honor”, the Grand King called us traitors, even going so far as to threaten a former Grand King, Gror Ireheart, with treason. The King with all his “honor” denied an honor duel and fled the city of Urguan in shame. Let it be known that the descendents of Yavok are tired of being wronged. Even Urguan rolls in his grave as he hears those who represent him slander his name by turning their back on their kin. Three strikes and you’re in the grudgebook. But once again the Irehearts show their mercy by presenting these overdue demands as compensation of their multiple wrongdoings. For the idleness in the case of the debearding of Urist Ireheart: 1. The formal apology from the Grand King to Clan Ireheart. For dishonorably scheming to rig the election: 2. The immediate promotion of Gorlim Ireheart as Grand Marshal of the Legion. 3. The reformation of the council system, allowing votes to clans with higher populaces. For branding us ‘traitors’ and letting Du Loc have their way with us: 4. The granting of a plot of land in the lands of southbridge. 5. A grant of funding in the form of 3,000 minas to repay us for centuries of unwarranted mistreatment. We present these demands to the Grand King of Urguan. Signed, 46 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treaty 1349 Share Posted January 16, 2022 "Do yeh want cheese wi' daht Whine?" Azkel would respond 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moping 277 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Gorlim ireheart would read the missive and lean back into his chair drinking a mug of ale 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhewen 348 Share Posted January 16, 2022 "FER CENTURIES O' MISTREA'MEN'?!" Volden frostbeard screams with laughter, his howl echoing in the halls of Rhewenholm. 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2041 Share Posted January 16, 2022 "Stubbornness of the Dwarves indeed." Gildroc Goldhand remarks idly as he reads the missive in his home. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancakehz 1697 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Gror Ireheart waited in his chambers for the Grand King's threats to be revealed as a bluff. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMRO 5219 Popular Post Share Posted January 16, 2022 Spoiler orenians rn 51 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 2446 Share Posted January 16, 2022 “BOYS LETS GO” Kosher Daesmon yells to his kin as he rides towards his brother in arms Bakir 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kindEmperor 975 Share Posted January 16, 2022 *Ragrin ireheart would listen to his Clan fathers wise words with his sudden ear Ragrin would nod in agreement resting his sword on his oak table bringing his fist in the air then to slam it down "and that is enough" *Ragrin would firmly explain. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javert 5395 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Javier de Pelear has a panic attack at the prospect of an Urguani Civil War right as they're about to win the War with Oren! "Hijo de puto! Mobilize the Guard! Call mis hijos! Prepare Arenisca's defences! Mierda, I don't want to fight Irehearts...but I don't want to fight the Frostbeards either! Son of a *****!" With that, the aging Hyspian flipped a nearby table and stormed off to his quarters. Ludwig von Audrick, on the other hand, saw this coming from a mile away. "Ich serve at the will of mein Prince, und so Ich shall wait for his word." he said calmly as he went to speak to his wife about the news ( @wowsirss) 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeHaze. 2478 Share Posted January 16, 2022 "And just like that the war is over." concluded James Fisher 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 11408 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Father Paco read the missive and then set it down before raising up a coil of ROPE into the air and began his prayer. "Dear almighteh Creator, send Bakir mi way so I cahn hang dat fat pink bastard and slap dat belleh of his. Amen." 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islamadon 4369 Popular Post Share Posted January 16, 2022 "Embarrassing, that third grievance. For I, Watchman Steve, witnessed first hand as the Grand King refused to make agreements on behalf of the Ireheart aggressors. To claim that the good citizens of Du Loc would have their way with the Irehearts is laughable, considering it is the Irehearts who provoked conflict with threats of conquest. Du Loc adheres to the glorious N A P and to now BAWL AND WEEP about those they threatened to destroy shows immaturity and weakness." spoke the famed Du Locian watchman. WATCHMAN STEVE DEEMS THIS MISSIVE CRINGE 36 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Hat 589 Share Posted January 16, 2022 “Aye, d’ere at it again, t’eh sorreh bastards.” The old Irongut would rub her brow, pinching the bridge of her nose and follow it’s creasing down her face. “‘Ave seen some o’ teh most backwards speinless cowards in t’at bleedin’ Clan. Nuu they prove et again bah blamin’ teh kingdom ‘fer no’ draggen’ em’ outta t’ere own mess! Keep yer Clan business as CLAN BUSINESS yeh sods ah mountain goats— ah likeleh brought teh most of em’ in ‘dis worl’ ahn ahm nu’fraid teh ‘nact me own part ah sum’ discipline!” The mother of many brandished her wooden spoon, the residual echo of a snapped belt resounding throughout the halls of Urguan. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norgeth 1058 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Morul read the parchment, letting out a grumble. "Bahh! Fools, teh lot o' tehm! oi'm sure both soides will seeh great folly... Gud thing oi'm safe en tis armoured 'ouseboat." He'd utter with a grin as he took a sip of his morning tea, luxury abound. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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