TheWaffleEater2 120 Share Posted January 16, 2022 (edited) A stout dwarf would sit inside the Lighthouse at Tagar Tazarak, and would look over the letter he had recived. "Yeh 'ave teh beh joking meh. Frem moi toime in Urguan, Ire'earts have caused half teh shoite." Rubbing the bridge of his nose and letting out a loud laugh " 'lease tell me you are joking, or on someting dat Yazmorra gave yeh." Still shaking his head and would say "We just won ah battle in 'ren, woy mus' weh foight now. a Whole notheh pissin internal cry babeh shoite. Were starting to act loike teh Wiggehs. Get yer shoite tegetheh and wait till were done wif dis war." Edited January 16, 2022 by TheWaffleEater2 Spelling, and grammar 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOWJ 2621 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Olog Tyrant, Gillriik Ungri, would wonder where the 10 Barrels of Salt was that the Irehearts owed Lord Quentin Brae of Du Loc. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carson 929 Share Posted January 16, 2022 "Oh, t'is is embarrassing. Yer beefin' with t'e people who started a war all 'cause ye wanted tae cut the ears of elves? Pathetic, ungrateful shites ye are. I was right tae no sell thanhium tae yer ilk," rants Solheim, a forest dwed. "All 'cause ye wanted tae attack innocent people fer yer stupid, archaic clan trials, now ye've got us in a war and threatenin' further turmoil! Yer the reason we're in all this shite, and this is how ye repay us Urguanians?" 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloakedsphere 1462 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Hefjhor wonders how all these people from outside Urguan know about a grudge that was presented to the king and not the entire populace of Almaris. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorsand 1744 Share Posted January 16, 2022 THOSE SILLY LITTLE DWARVES! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DahStalker 2837 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Lhoris eats some porridge from a spoon made by her friend, frowning as the Irehearts ruined her cat maid night at the Du Locian tavern. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harbinger 335 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Glod Grimgold sighs disappointed: "Ope I ne'er ha' Tae turn a blade aginst meh own kin." He returns to his prayers to Anbella 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciencepants2 328 Share Posted January 16, 2022 “Why was this sent to me!!?” Sion looking up from the paper, asking the empty room that stood as her hidden office “we are just farmers!” Mica likely having better things to do, is off somewhere, likely doing better things 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Mongol Khan 1091 Share Posted January 16, 2022 17 hours ago, GawrNexus said: Amura reads the signatures... "Steve Ireheart???" She questions the valah sounding name 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypoacher 6991 Share Posted January 16, 2022 "Long may they splinter." Says Alderman Aubergine, dipping a cracker in whipped smoked trout and washing the salty snack down with a draught of fine Red Auvergnat. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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