gandalfo 1413 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Edition #30 Printing Press Fixed! The DNN spent nearly a million mina, but it was worth it for our printing press is now fixed after Gror Ireheart destroyed it in an arson attack! Bakir Ireheart Kisses Orenian Emperor Sources have told the DNN that Bakir Ireheart and the Emperor of Oren have started a romance together! The DNN was told by a trusted source that Phillip was actually upset at the Irehearts the whole time because he knew that he would not be able to get a divorce to marry a dwarf! Witnesses have seen Phillip and Bakir kissing and doing nasty things in local Orenian bathhouses. The DNN will ensure that members of the public are kept aware of updates of the story! 27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblius 5794 Share Posted January 17, 2022 High Prophet Norli prays to Paragon Hogarth to guide Bakir through his turbulent relationship, before looking to a framed picture of Dimlin Irongut on his nightstand. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0rdLawyer 2271 Share Posted January 17, 2022 (edited) Hu-din gasps. "wub da zkah" Edited January 17, 2022 by L0rdLawyer 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakybandit 1503 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Darek Irongrinder nearly spits out his morning cup of Dr.Beard "Scandalous!" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
z3m0s 1771 Share Posted January 17, 2022 "Oh good heavens!" an old blue dwarf shrieked before fainting. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jihnyny 2571 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Frenrir Ireheart looks upon the paper, he burst into laughter and wipes his tears "Teh fook is tis!?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFirstShroom 280 Share Posted January 17, 2022 "Ah t'ought t'ey'd 'it teh bottom o' teh mine, by seems t'ey brought ah shite ton o' dynamite wit' ehm" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaricGrimgold 398 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Alaric wakes to see the copy of DNN on his doorstep. “Ah good!” He exclaims as he picks up the paper and returns to his business. “De toilet paper man made his delivery, ah thought ah was ginnah have t’use de Orenian propaganda.” 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalfo 1413 Author Share Posted January 17, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, AlaricGrimgold said: Alaric wakes to see the copy of DNN on his doorstep. “Ah good!” He exclaims as he picks up the paper and returns to his business. “De toilet paper man made his delivery, ah thought ah was ginnah have t’use de Orenian propaganda.” The DNN delivery boy would smile knowing he gets more money by the Grimgold's constantly ordering their paper! Edited January 17, 2022 by gandalfo 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harbinger 336 Share Posted January 17, 2022 "I' ta Tae trut', Welp, bes' o' luck to em'. If it ain't, t'en I go' nut'in Tae say." Glod Grimgold says, as he reads it while waiting for the obsidian to finally melt. He begins to work on a blade to incorporate all the best techniques from each race. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3F4LT 607 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Thumbrindal gasps after reading the newspaper, quickly closing the eyes of some beardlings present"neve' consider bathing wit' ot'e races... its a sin!!"he'd state, putting the paper aside as he walked out for his daily stroll 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mateolog 1551 Share Posted January 17, 2022 8 hours ago, AlaricGrimgold said: Alaric wakes to see the copy of DNN on his doorstep. “Ah good!” He exclaims as he picks up the paper and returns to his business. “De toilet paper man made his delivery, ah thought ah was ginnah have t’use de Orenian propaganda.” Baldin Frostbeard checks the shit covered paper in the trash "A' do net kno who pays to read thes shet. They must be financed weth stolen tax payer's minas." hed proceed to light the trash on fire "no beardling should be dooped in reading thes shet." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin_champloo 5951 Share Posted January 17, 2022 "I can't believe a new dwarven clan was come about -- the Lovehearts..." A green man gasped. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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