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Edition #31

 

Bakir and Philip Loveheart try for Child!

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The DNN has an exclusive update to report about a story it broke earlier this week. The DNN has been told by its source within the Imperial Court that Bakir and Philip Loveheart are trying to start a family together! The DNN is still unsure whether or not Philip will divorce his wife, or will take Bakir on as a mistress. It is also unknown whether or not when the child is born if it will be taught a mix of both its parents’ cultures or just be strictly taught how to be a proper Orenian. DNN's Imperial Court insider heard Bakir yelling with Philip about how the child should be trained strictly as proper Ireheart, so it could cause chaos within Almaris in 50 years time. At this point, when this child is born, the DNN expects its caretaker to announce that it also will be joining the fourteen other people attempting to press their claim for the Orenian throne. Who knows, the child might even win.

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Several screams ring out from the High Prophet's office!

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Darek finally finishes cleaning up the spilled Dr.Beard and takes a victory sip from a fresh bottle before instantly spitting it out again

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"Scandalous." A Sorvian would comment

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Sylvia Camian, a doctor (from a certain point of view), applauded the advances in medicine and prenatal care that had allowed such a conception to be possible.

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Bakir wonders how the Lord Chancellor has cameras inside his lovers bedroom. He'd quickly notify the ISA of the breach of privacy!

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An old blue dwarf scoffed as he read the missive "Red bed sheets, how last Era. . ."
 

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Orik Silverfist begins to wonder at the credibility of this newspaper.

 

 

Fili Steelpick wonders how in the names of the Brathmordakin this is physically possible.

 

 

In the distant  hills somewhere, Bori Orckin is dying from laughter.

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An elf wandering Urguan territories is glad he cannot see the news, otherwise this would have been the second worst thing he'd seen today.

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luv DNN

luv 'ugwan

luv the laugh

nuff said

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Alaric screams loudly from the bathroom, a strained groan and an extended splash following shortly after. “More papers!” He says as he grabs the DNN copy jammed under the door by Valyndris. With a chortle, he scoffs.

 

“This paper is already full of shit!” He exclaims using the tabloid regardless.

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