gandalfo 1414 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Edition #31 Bakir and Philip Loveheart try for Child! The DNN has an exclusive update to report about a story it broke earlier this week. The DNN has been told by its source within the Imperial Court that Bakir and Philip Loveheart are trying to start a family together! The DNN is still unsure whether or not Philip will divorce his wife, or will take Bakir on as a mistress. It is also unknown whether or not when the child is born if it will be taught a mix of both its parents’ cultures or just be strictly taught how to be a proper Orenian. DNN's Imperial Court insider heard Bakir yelling with Philip about how the child should be trained strictly as proper Ireheart, so it could cause chaos within Almaris in 50 years time. At this point, when this child is born, the DNN expects its caretaker to announce that it also will be joining the fourteen other people attempting to press their claim for the Orenian throne. Who knows, the child might even win. 28 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0rdLawyer 2271 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Hu-din's jaw drops. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblius 5794 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Several screams ring out from the High Prophet's office! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakybandit 1503 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Darek finally finishes cleaning up the spilled Dr.Beard and takes a victory sip from a fresh bottle before instantly spitting it out again 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAENGIE 468 Share Posted January 19, 2022 "Scandalous." A Sorvian would comment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFirstShroom 280 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Falk Irongut pulls up Section VI, Subsection 4 of Urguan's Codex of Laws. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkaxeman 1107 Share Posted January 19, 2022 this is fine but not maid skins… 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstriaS 3696 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Sylvia Camian, a doctor (from a certain point of view), applauded the advances in medicine and prenatal care that had allowed such a conception to be possible. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Snipes 3542 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Bakir wonders how the Lord Chancellor has cameras inside his lovers bedroom. He'd quickly notify the ISA of the breach of privacy! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
z3m0s 1771 Share Posted January 19, 2022 An old blue dwarf scoffed as he read the missive "Red bed sheets, how last Era. . ." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMessenger 104 Share Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) Orik Silverfist begins to wonder at the credibility of this newspaper. Fili Steelpick wonders how in the names of the Brathmordakin this is physically possible. In the distant hills somewhere, Bori Orckin is dying from laughter. Edited January 19, 2022 by TheMessenger 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wand 932 Share Posted January 19, 2022 An elf wandering Urguan territories is glad he cannot see the news, otherwise this would have been the second worst thing he'd seen today. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lomiei 1487 Share Posted January 19, 2022 luv DNN luv 'ugwan luv the laugh nuff said 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaricGrimgold 398 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Alaric screams loudly from the bathroom, a strained groan and an extended splash following shortly after. “More papers!” He says as he grabs the DNN copy jammed under the door by Valyndris. With a chortle, he scoffs. “This paper is already full of shit!” He exclaims using the tabloid regardless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harbinger 336 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Glod looks at the news. "Eh." He proceeds to use the paper to store his rations for his next journey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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