Jason of the North 202 Share Posted February 6, 2022 The Return of Ajax 'Belka's Quill' Frostbeard It would seem unprompted that after nearly a full stone year of silence, barely any contact coming from the dwarf known as 'Belka's Quill'; Ajax Frostbeard. Having returned to a life of solitude and a hermit habit, many considered him to have simply wandered into the forest to never be seen again... Yet, remarkably, not only did this dwarf return suddenly to Kal'Darakaan! but in his hand he clutched several sheets of music. A new album he has finished! Posting it to the taverns both in Kal'Darakaan as well as Hefrumm, he makes his rounds, ensuring anyone whom passes him by gets a copy. The High Kings of Swing Album By Ajax and Bojakk Frostbeard Where the Dwed at? Spoiler [Lyrics by Ajax and Bojakk Frostbeard] [Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo ] Ayy, yo, y'all khazad must be out your fuckin' minds [yo, yo, it's return of the Jax] Thinking Jax, can't pull another sonnet right off the bat [Yo, y'all must've forgotten the real bard!] Think I ain't got whole bars up my motherfuckin' sleeves? you short sighted fools? The hell these beardlin's thinkin'? Y'all really thinking I've been sittin around doin' nothin'? By the gods, ya'll can't be serious! Where the dwed, where the dwed, where the dwed at? Irehearts rollin' up, where the paint at? Oh, Oren's actin up? Where's the axe at? You know we're gonna bust caps, if they're gonna pull crap Where the dwed, where the dwed, where the dwed at? Irehearts rollin' up, where the paint at? Oh, Oren's actin up? Where's the axe at? You know we're gonna bust caps, if they're gonna pull crap Yo, yo, yo yo, yo Yo, yo, yo yo, yo Oy, beardlin's don't know, how it's going to be Messin' with a Khazad like me A to the J,A,X Last I heard Oren was mad as heck, showin dissrespect I show no love, for tall-folk thugs Hammer up, throw down, and crush like slugs How you gonna explain tryin to front the clans? Even if you try n squash the beef, I got no love for a man. I don't **** with kings For those who've been out east, that's the human with the fancy robes and crown I don't **** with umros who think they hard Only know how to be a real dwed, overall I know how to throw down down, I know how to fight [fight] Bark very little but know how to bite [bite] I know how to chase an elf back up in their tree Man, I'd bust your skull in for fuckin' with me Are you crazy!? Where the dwed, where the dwed, where the dwed at? Irehearts rollin' up, where the paint at? Oh, Oren's actin up? Where's the axe at? You know we're gonna bust caps, if they're gonna pull crap Where the dwed, where the dwed, where the dwed at? Irehearts rollin' up, where the paint at? Oh, Oren's actin up? Where's the axe at? You know we're gonna bust caps, if they're gonna pull crap Yo, yo, yo yo, yo Yo, yo, yo yo, yo Once it's on, I come through, hammer drawn BAM, BAM, bones are gone, sons be mourned From dusk 'til dawn, the mountains belong to this dog Marchin' up the hills to get us? You'll find em in the morgue I don't play with these fools, cause I've got nothing to say to these fools For those umros mothers who really do love em, please pray for these fools Cause I know we dwed are hard-headed, and we ain't got no patience Don't want us having no patience, turn into more patients More hits from the hammer crew, cause we see you Doing some dumb shit Haense umros wouldn't do Where my clan at? [Right here!] You see them fuckers? [Right where?] Get 'em lads! [Right there] Thats how we do [Aruu then] Yo, this is for the clans, this is the clan Yo, where the legion at? [Marchin' through the land!] From eon's past we're built to last Were just going Roll down from the mountains and just put THE WHOLE COAST ON BLAST! Where the dwed, where the dwed, where the dwed at? Irehearts rollin' up, where the paint at? Oh, Oren's actin up? Where's the axe at? You know we're gonna bust caps, if they're gonna pull crap Where the dwed, where the dwed, where the dwed at? Irehearts rollin' up, where the paint at? Oh, Oren's actin up? Where's the axe at? You know we're gonna bust caps, if they're gonna pull crap Yo, yo, yo yo, yo Yo, yo, yo yo, yo I got dwedlon lookin' fine, stomp umros like grapes makin' wine 70 songs worth of mad rhymes Don't front me with that peacetalkin' shit, we know you lyin' You really want your sons from dyin? Stop these mad kings from tryin' 'Cause I ain't want your pomp in my face and I told you to keep your wack ass armies off my place Lookin' at you in your grill, smug that you're all grown up? Once i cut you in half by your legs then you'll know whats up! Yeah, that's right, I know your style, war games, cuz you're cluckin' it But when the clans roll up, your armies straight up duckin it Motherfuckers, don't you know your martial prowess will never be near me? I'll smash the front of your helmet off, so you can see shit clearly! Never heard the clans be runnin, Once the clans you summon Smash your city walls so you can see us comin' Step to me, widows is all I leave behind Because Ajax has been bustin skulls since the age of 109! Where the dwed, where the dwed, where the dwed at? Irehearts rollin' up, where the paint at? Oh, Oren's actin up? Where's the axe at? You know we're gonna bust caps, if they're gonna pull crap Where the dwed, where the dwed, where the dwed at? Irehearts rollin' up, where the paint at? Oh, Oren's actin up? Where's the axe at? You know we're gonna bust caps, if they're gonna pull crap Yo, yo, yo yo, yo Yo, yo, yo yo, yo What? Where the frostbeard Clan at!? Ayy, no one can step to me, boys! For real! I'm reppin the clans! I'm Reppin the keep! You pompous ass umros! Take it how you want, motherfucker! I'm in the mountains all day! I think I'm like, the only dwed, fool Who can go down to Talon's Port [Representing our free boys!] By his fuckin' self, and be good! [Good!] Yeah, fools, ask them beardlins on my projects[ Yo, Y.O.] When the last time they seen the jax! [Been a long time!] A-JAX, UH! [Y'all dwed know it!] BOJAKK! [where the dwed at] Return of the Jack Spoiler [Lyrics by Ajax and Bojakk Frostbeard] [Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2wOh, come on, oh, yeah Well I guess its time to show [Yes, it is!] But I guess y'all didn't know, as this old bard story goes Dwedmar, you know I got the flow 'Cause I knew right from the start When I started spitting bars right from the heart That even though my songs were free, they took a lot right out of me [You called on me] All those nights I stayed up making songs for you [You called on me] Yes I tried, yes I tried [You called on me] Even to help express love for you [You called on me] My will was fried, will was fried.. [Return of the Jack] Here it is [Return of the Jack] Come on [Return of the Jack] By the Gods! [You knew that I'd be back] Here I am! [Return of the Jack] Once again [Return of the Jack] Top of the world [Return of the Jack] Feel my flow [You knew that I'd be back] Here I go 50 years I'm back at the game Spitting bars to keep my swing So let all the people know That I'm back to run the show 'Cos I know that leaving you was wrong and all those years with nothing done So kinsmen listen carefully While I sing my comeback song [You called on me] 'Cause you thought I would never leave [You called on me] But I did, but I did [You called on me] This passion I thought I'd never feel [You called on me] But I do, But I do, do do [Return of the Jack] Here it is [Return of the Jack] Hold on [Return of the Jack] Don't you know? [You knew that I'd be back] Here I go [Return of the Jack] Oh dwedol girl [Return of the Jack] Spittin pearls [Return of the Jack] Up and down [You knew that I'd be back] round and round Ah, Ajax.. Stop lying about your comeback By the gods.. We need a real bard Stop letting us down Stop letting us down [You called on me] 'Cause you thought I would never leave [You called on me] But I did, but I did [You called on me] This passion I thought I'd never feel [You called on me] But I do, But I do, do do [Return of the Jack] Here it is [Return of the Jack] come on [Return of the Jack] Here I am [You knew that I'd be back] Here I am [Return of the Jack] Once again [Return of the Jack] Top of the World [Return of the Jack] Watch my flow [You knew that I'd be back] Don't you know [Return of the Jack] Here it is [Return of the Jack] Hold on [Return of the Jack] Be strong [Return of the Jack] Here I go [Return of the Jack] Oh Dwedol Girl [Return of the Jack] Spittin pearls [Return of the Jack] Up and down [Return of the Jack] Round and round Mina for nothing Spoiler [Lyrics by Ajax and Bojakk Frostbeard] [Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDgihVDEko ][I want my minas free..] Man, Look at them dwedmar, that's the way you do it? Writing sonnets looks so easy That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Minas for nothing and Dwedlos for free Lemme tell ya, that Ajax ain't dumb Maybe get some blisters on your fingers Maybe get some ink on your thumb We've got to install mining supports, deep mining contingenciesWe've got to haul up this magnetite ore, we've got to make deliveries See that rebel bastard with his pages and banjo Yeah, buddy, he's got white hair That little bastard's got a dozen albums That little bastards gotta be a millionaire We've got to install mining supports, deep mining contingenciesWe've got to haul up this magnetite ore, we've got to make deliveriesWe've got to install mining supports, deep mining contingenciesWe've got to haul up this magnetite ore, we've got to make deliveries Looky here, Look outI should've learned to play the guitarI should've learned to play them drumsLook he's got his son rockin besides em man,It looks so funAnd he's up here, what's that?Foot stomping noises?Singing bout warfare like its impressiveThat ain't working, that's the way you do it?Get your minas for nothing and your dwedlos for free We've got to install mining supports, deep mining contingenciesWe've got to haul up this magnetite ore, we've got to make deliveries Listen hereNow that ain't workin, I guess that's how you do itYou play your sonnets, it's so easyThat ain't workin, that's the way you do itMinas for nothing and dwedlos for freeMinas for nothing, dwedlos for freeGet your minas for nothin, and dwedlos for freeooh, minas for nothin, dwedlos for freeMinas for nothing, dwedlos for free [mina, mina, mina]Minas for nothing, dwedlos for freeGet your minas for nothin, oh dwedlos for freeGet your minas for nothin, and dwedlos for freeGet your minas for nothin, and dwedlos for freeLook at that, look at thatGet your minas for nothin,[I want my, I want my]dwedlos for free [Easy money]Get your minas for nothin, and dwedlos for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV)Get your minas for nothin,[I want my, I want my]dwedlos for free [Easy money]Get your minas for nothin,[I want my, I want my]dwedlos for free [Easy money]Get your minas for nothin,[I want my, I want my]dwedlos for free [Easy money]Get your minas for nothin,[I want my, I want my]dwedlos for free [Easy money]That ain't workinMinas for nothing, dwedlos for freeMinas for nothing, dwedlos for free Jax gonna Give it to yah Spoiler [Lyrics by Ajax and Bojakk Frostbeard] [Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY ] [Aru-Aru!] Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, uh Yeah, don't get it twisted This bard shit is mine, motherfucker It's not a fuckin' game **** what you heard It's what you hearin' (It's what you hearin') It's what you hearin' (Listen) It's what you hearin' (Listen) It's what you hearin' (Listen) Jax gon' give it to ya [what!?] **** waitin' for you to pay for it on your own, Jax gon' deliver to yah [uh] Knock-knock, open up the door it's real With the nonstop hack-chop of dwarven steel Go hard ,keepin' busy with it [ooh] But I got such a good heart that I'll make a khazad wonder if he did it [Yeah] Damn right, and I'll do it again [Yeah] Cause I spit fire, so I gots to win [uh, uh, uh] Write songs bout my enemy No matter how many songs I write, I'll break who you sendin' me [yeah] You motherfuckers want nothin but the dwed culture saved [uh] *****, and that's on a light day [come on!] We're rollin out [out] like ol' Oren said 'Freeze' [uh] But we won't be the ones ending up on our knees Man please [Come on] if the only thing you men did was come out to play, stay out our way, sheep fucker High up on the rock, we're set to roll Make your skull go pop, go, let's go [what] Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya High up on the rock, we're set to roll Make your skull go pop, go, let's go [what] Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya Dwed ain't never gave nothin' to me [Yeah]But every time i come back they got they hands out wanting a sonnet from me [Uh-huh]I won't give it, if you can't spit it [yeah]Let's leave it at that 'cause I ain't with it [yeah]Spitting that full stuffI'm an Ulrah khazad, so I face the world like it's a dwed in an troll penYou against me, me against you [uh,uh,uh,uh]Whatever, whenever greenskin, **** you gon' do?I'm a dwed in wolf clothingOnly rebel that you know who can chill, come back and get the taverns openI've been doing this for two stone years [what?]Beardlings wanna try me? Try these tears [What?]I put in work and its all for my kinBut these dwed forgot who put the work in [uh-huh]They don't know who I be, lookin'But they don't know who they see, Khazad! High up on the rock, we're set to roll Make your skull go pop, go, let's go [what] Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya High up on the rock, we're set to roll Make your skull go pop, go, let's go [what] Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya Ayo, Where my Frosties at? I know I gottem up high on the mountains, give em love and they give it back [Ooh] Spat too much for too long [What?] But I won't give up, I'm too strong [What?] Shout out to them grandaxe honeys~ [Yeah] Shoutout to the Dwedmar that done it [come on] And it ain't even about the gold It's about being a old school dwarf actin bold, for real High up on the rock, we're set to roll Make your skull go pop, go, let's go [what] Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya High up on the rock, we're set to roll Make your skull go pop, go, let's go [what] Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya High up on the rock, we're set to roll Make your skull go pop, go, let's go [what] Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya Jax gonna give it to yah [uh], he gon' give it to ya High Kings of Swing Spoiler [Lyrics by Ajax and Bojakk Frostbeard] [Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZatdZ_bqOc ] You get a shiver in darkIt's raining in the park but in the meantimeWest of the ocean you pass the road to HefrummA duo is playing jams, double four timeYou feel alright when you hear the music ringWell now you step inside but you don't see too many facesComing in out of the rain they hear that rock go downCompetition in other placesUh but the pipes be blowing, that soundWay on out westWay out WestDwarven town You check out a white haired dwarf, who knows all the chords Mind, it's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing They say an old guitar is all Ajax can afford When he gets up on stage to play his thing and Bojakk doesn't mind, if he doesn't make the scene He's got his own life now, he's doin alright He can pick and grin like anything Savin' it up, for friday night the High Kings It's the High Kings of Swing Thena rowedy bunch of beardlings foolin' around the corner Drunk and dressed in their best mining baggies and their steel toes They don't give a damn about any orchestral band It aint what they call Rockin' Roll and the High Kings Yeah the High Kings play Khaz-Soul Khaz-Soul And that old man he steps right up to the microphone And says at last just as the time bell rings 'G'night, now it's time to go home" Then he makes it fast with one more thing "We are the High Kings We are the High Kings of Swing" Trailblazer Spoiler [Lyrics by Ajax and Bojakk Frostbeard] [Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw79RVnlCb0 ] I'm jamming on an endless road Around the world to make the show Writing songs, feels so tough But I still ain't had enough I keep saying that it's burning me out But I know I'm a liar Feeling at home after the paths that I've roamed Cause that's what lights my fire Trailblazer, in the blizzards and heat Trailblazer, Rock you back in your seat Trailblazer, Belka's seeing me through Trailblazer, I'll write a song for you Walking out off another stage A different town, a different race Sometimes I don't feel right Homesick for, Urguans Might People keep telling me it's time to come home But lazing around don't help it Minds out of control, nearly forgot my own role But that's what lights my fire Trailblazer, in the blizzards and heat Trailblazer, Rock you back in your seat Trailblazer, Belka's seeing me through Trailblazer, I'll write a song for you I'm jamming on an endless road Around the world to make the show Writing songs, feels so tough But I still ain't had enough Feeling at home after the paths that I've roamed Cause that's what lights my fire Trailblazer, in the blizzards and heat Trailblazer, Rock you back in your seat Trailblazer, Belka's seeing me through Trailblazer, I'll write a song for you 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhewen 348 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Volden Frostbeard would smile gently at the sound of music being played by minstrels and bards throughout the halls of Kal’Darakaan. Such merry making and music was long missed in Urguan, especially since all a Dwed could think of was the war at hand. Such melodies brought the blood stained thoughts of Volden to vanish for the time being. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciencepants2 328 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Mica loses her actual mind and in true fan girl fashion grabs her Ajax band shirt and parties to the music once again 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldeTymer 322 Share Posted February 6, 2022 "Still loike dat ol' toime rock an' troll!" Octavium chortles aloud as he bobs his head and beats a fist against the bar to the beat, "Dat dwed music jus' sooves me soul!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harbinger 336 Share Posted February 6, 2022 "soons noice, bu' I admi', Oi prefer differunt stoiles." Glod says, wondering about his trial Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostbeard 6 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Argnos Frostbeard would be overjoyed at the news of the return of one of his fellow kin, hoping that he'd hear much more in the period to come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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