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 Orenian Clowns Kidnap Local Cat?
Read on to find out the truth!

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Early this July, near the seventeenth, an Orenian Clown/Baron will be seen stealing a local cat, whisking it away to an unknown location, known only by other clowns, called the Clownhouse.

This Clown/Baron, going by the name, "Clown Baron Baron Clown", used his Orenian sponsored Clownmobile to drive by the cat, and pick it up.

Local Clowns when questioned by Chrothic News responded by saying the following:
"Ah-hyuck, yeppers, we was plannin this fer a long time fella, ahahah *HONK*"

The whereabouts of the to be kidnapped cat are currently unknown, as it has not been kidnapped yet.

Orenian authorities gave a statement on the matter, saying that:
"There is simply no need to be alarmed, this "Clown Baron Baron Clown" hasn't even been spotted in Oren, and he certainly hasn't stolen a cat."

This ignorance on behalf of Orenian authorities is, to put it simply, why nobody thinks they even exist.

More updates will follow, especially as the crime's due date closes in.

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