Declaration on the Reclamation

[HurferDurfer1 2584]

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Declaration on the Reclamation of All Things Wick

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[!] The missive would be sent en masse, carried by THE notorious and afamed 

Tyrone the Battle Chicken, Vessel of GOD and Seal of Evil . Many of such letters would be received by the seeked hands, but the rest lay in gutters and common walkways - the pages staining in grime and filth. Ink splotches would be present, indicating mishaps during writing - the text, rough and shaky, as though written by somebody who had not, in a great while.

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I write to you my faithful brood on this most wretched day with dreadful tidings. Some variety of night beast, some cretinous creature bearing the name Corbin Wick

has come to disrupt and destroy the established order and peace of our many extensive and real lands that we certainly have.

This false fraudster comes disregarding our culture, our heritage, our laws, our very way of life. 

You may ask "What is the legitimacy of his claim?" and to you I saying ******* none, no Wicks Moot was held

The Elector Wicks were not called upon to make a vote for a new Rat King or Grand Wick as is our time honored way of doing things.

There can be only one explanation for all of this, this so called "Corbin Wick" must infact be some skin walking Baruchian agent of chaos for only one of that diabolical line would do this to our most fruitful family. They stole our land once, and now "Corbin" if that is his real name, plots to steal the rest for them im certain of it.

It is with all this I make this Proclamation , a Declaration on the Reclamation of All Things Wick

 

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Firstly,

                   From this day till the end of all days "Corbin Wick"  will be stricken from the family,  He is anathema and excommunicate, he has lost all rights to the name of Wick and will be thus designated as Corbin Taper, taper being a shittier candle cause he is a shittier Wick. Wick and Taper will forever be at odds with eachother till the end of time. 

                     Corbin Taper loses all lands, titles, belongings, clothes, boots , belts, and earrings to me the the rightly appointed Rat King Coltaine.

 

 

 Secondly,

                       We Agree on all that stuff about Dominyk Wick so ive had my scribe copy that whole portion, **** you Corbin

 

                a. All descendants of the line, Dominyk Wick, must be recognized as right bastards, parasites to the name and uphold of Wick. 

                b. All descendants of the line, Dominyk Wick, must here forth carry the name of Bole. The historical bastard title of Wick.

                c. Dominyk Wick must carry the name of Bole, along with his flocks of bastards. 

 

 

 

Lastly,

                    The agent of evil Corbin Taper must be captured and those with him put down, I call upon all my rats and ratlinas to aid me in this most sacred crusade against a thieving invader. Once Corbin Taper is captured he will be sealed away in a tomb  and all mention of him will be stricken from the world so he may be forgotten as only he deserves.

 

 

 

 

 

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AND SO IT BE,

 His Majesty, Rat King Coltaine Wick,

Host of All Wickdom, Grand Wick, Elector Wick, Duke of Dust, King of Closets, The Rat Beast of Cathlon, Birther of the Swarm, The Old, Claimant of the Throne of Embermoor, Ruin of the West, Lord of Leifgaard, Baron of Kerzenwick, True Heir to the Wickwald, etcetera etcetera...

 

 

 @gavyn

[Security_ 1074]

“An interesting development. Corbin’s writing was prettier,” rattled the neutral skeleton Wick.

[ibraheemc2000 2574]

A old Farfolk man looks down from seven skies and sees the wick's once more 
"A good friend of mine were wicks... Cheers to their victorys and ambitions says I, and may my descendants aid them!"

(Xoxo miss you guys, we never talk anymore </3)

[Harald 2465]

A particular Wick would have a chuckle leave him from the woods outside of Haense. Reading the missive he would arch a brow as he put it in his pocked "Ea have been a Wick for over one hundred years, ea will Niet stop being one now. Lucky this only affects one child, Ea have no idea what Granderpapej is on about in this. Such a shame a beheading was niet enough to end Corbin though, he was a bastard after all" The man shrugged as he went on his merry way singing in the rain.

[Melpomenne 1553]

"I hope madness is nie genetic. . ."

 

Magda mulled over this thought, making sure to include her good friend Calanthe in her nightly prayers. 

[Rattussmackus 597]

Josephine Wick-Vuiller blinks at the missive “Bole? Like skuke Ea will.” She then continues with the name Wick.

[doreebear 601]

Nataliya began to drum her fingers in delight and astonishment after reading the proposal, her aged yet fierce sapphire hues broadened in delight and surprise. "Petyr, I've been looking for a reason to leave the cottage! I am not too old to fight!" The Princess pleaded with her rational husband.

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"Magda, I'm telling you! You should come along and assist me in finding him! I need you to accompany me." Calanthe pleaded with her best friend. "I'll bring Barley and Avram along as well!" The wick's lips curled into a diabolical grin, turning towards that brother of hers. "Uncle requires our — assistance, Barley. . ." the Wick dame said with a low and sly cackle.

 

 

 

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 11586]

14 hours ago, Security_ said:

“An interesting development. Corbin’s writing was prettier,” rattled the neutral skeleton Wick.

 

[!] A third party of Wicks hailing from the self proclaimed Vandalorian line plots to take it all for themselves down to the bones.