DrunkCapybaraa 176 Share Posted April 16, 2022 (edited) The Cowardice of The Orcs 9th of Grand Harvest, Year 72 of the Second Age The Orcs have claimed war upon us, slandered our city, and called us innumerable things in an attempt to garner support against our peoples. All of it has been bold lies. The time came to battle, Elysium received word of their attempt to come raze our city, and yet. No attack came. They bandit our roads and attempt to harm our visitors and citizens with guerilla tactics, but don’t battle us with honor? It was once our belief that orcs are of honor, but that value is moot in the times of war. YOU CANNOT HIDE BEHIND YOUR WORDS ANYMORE. This is the fact, the orcs only show up when the odds are favorable to them, they are cowards with no honor that lie and twist events to fit their needs. WE write this missive to say one thing on this day. Elysium is not afraid of the cowardly Rex Ar-Borok, his inept lackey Hu-din or the Orcs of the dishonorable Iron’Ugz. Come raid us, we’ll mount your heads on our gatehouse as trophies of the war that YOU wanted. [A painting of those that gathered to obliterate the cowardly Orc scourge is pinned to every missive] Signed Ehrendil Taliame’onn, Minister of Foreign Affairs Professional Shit-Talker Monarch Druid - THE DRUID OF CONSEQUENCE Duke Eugeo Lady Leika De Astrea, Heir Apparent Wildflower of Elysium Amethyst Vanari, Chancellor of Citizen Affairs Fal’leon “The Raven” Odinson, Minister of Finance Druid of Corvids Head of Clan Odinson President of The Bokolo Company Raven of The North Former Queen Slayer Sulieronn “Void Walker” Ashwood-Uialben Archon of the Spire of Ilandria Adeptus Majoris of the Mages Guild Court Mage of the Arcanic Court of the Empress Master of the Voidal Arts Master of Conjuring Voidal Creatures Master of Void Walking Wielder of Evoking Voidal Winds Last Son of the Ex-Clan Leader of Clan Ashwood, Xavis Ashwood-Uialben Mercenary Man Jody Bernal Ellathor Vanari, Lord Commander of Elysium Astrid Marlow, Department of Infrastructure Chancellor Theoderic, The child Edited April 16, 2022 by DrunkFailure 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MokoMochi 422 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Alona blinks at the signatures but slightly smiles "Absolon would be proud." 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
satinkira 5799 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Elysium DOES have a Paladin base.. an open attack could prove troublesome for Krugmar and Co. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGH_FIRE 4110 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Jarl Sigurd Ingolf would pass the missive to the Rex "We were going to raided them" He would question "We were just having a meeting...." @DrunkPapaBear 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouveau_Chateau 244 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Ezio Márquez would mutter to his Captain, Winchester. @Gambit "To think we had time for this along with everything else done today." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Periphonics 352 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Fal'leon reads the missive over with a satisfied grin from his couch, showing it to Raj 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkCapybaraa 176 Author Share Posted April 16, 2022 A certain diplomat looks at the missive, observing that whoever wrote this was quite the amazing writer. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeawithFrisket 2616 Share Posted April 16, 2022 The Hyspian wondered by a blue orc was there....she knew this will be a long night Her own groans sigh "MIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValleyOfLavender 192 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Floria would stare at the painting silently before looking away "huh... guess they had it done while i was still guarding outside for the orcs to show..." she mumbled when not seeing herself who had also rallied, she looked back down to her book she was writing in while her peregrine falcon sat on her shoulder nuzzling the elfess's head as she silently wrote. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWaffles 4 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Bongo chuckles "Weaker than they look" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jihnyny 2570 Share Posted April 16, 2022 (edited) Ulagula’Ugluk wakes up from his nap, his skygod thinking how they metagamed a raid which was never going to happen in the first place. “BRUUUUHAHAHAHAHAH deez zkahen foolz, wi had mur peepz ad dee wagh meeten dan ad der rallie!” The goliath continuing to laugh, washing his armor from the dead elf he had killed this kaktus day. Edited April 16, 2022 by Jihnyny 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigergiri 2859 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Leika watched from the gate "They cried wolf and we came.. maybe these Orcs are just sheep, and their sheperad is too scared to even show up to our gates. They wanted the fight.. shame really." 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeteorDragon 2809 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Sul was happy to have his name on it and to be in the picture. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister_0 40 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Ar-Tarok wonders why these people had rallied while the orcs were calmly talking about the ANNIHILATION of the elysians, he then remembers something his sky god wrote in the sky about raiding Elysium and the Elvenesse alcool suply ‘’Dat muzt bi it yubyub’’ 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrophysical 999 Share Posted April 16, 2022 “Do lat all remember if we were raiding today?” Fizzard’Raguk holds the missive in hand to a group of orcs “Me neitha.” 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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