The Hustlers

[HogoBojo 3968]

THE HUSTLERS

 “This isn’t our main thing, it’s a side hustle.”

 

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Attention denizens of Almaris,

 

Throughout the many continents, many corporations have existed. Some have risen from nothing and became great economic superpowers, some would try to start up but would fail, and many have fallen overnight with all their gains and influence cast into nothingness. The business world is a cut throat world, one full of betrayal, deals, and above all, coin. For he who holds great wealth, land and has the might to not only hold onto those things but grow it further is truly a cut above others, a powerful entity to be sure.

 

The challenge, the risk, the competition… All of this seems all too alluring to us. Therefore, we the signatories hereby announce the establishment of a new corporate entity of our own. We are Hustlers Inc™, a grand corporate institution that takes mina from our clients and income sources and invests it to later be divided between our members. It does not matter from which race you descend from nor your history, for we only care about your intentions and capabilities.

 

Many businesses tie themselves down to one nation, seeking to gain wealth yet contradicting their purpose by spending mass amounts of it on the realm to fund their wars and follies. We, as a true corporate entity born of the educated, seek the riches of this land in order to fill our own pockets and vaults, not those of whom we call Kings and Princes. The business world is full of predictable loyalists tied to their realm, whereas we are fueled by our own self interests and wealth of various kinds. Where others may see us as monsters, and maybe even appear so, we see ourselves as simple creatures with a simple ideal to achieve: Wealth and Power.

 

For we are a fair institution of true economists. Whether you seek to contract us for resources or manpower, if the deal is agreeable, we shall see it through. For once a contract is signed, it is not to be broken. Although coin is typically above all, contracts and promises are considered by us to be of the greatest value and are to be respected.

 

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Signed,

Hogo Bojo III, Co-President of the Hustlers

Pancho Bojo, Co-President of the Hustlers

Brayden Bojo, Executive of the Hustlers
Dave, Executive of the Hustlers

Clover, Executive of the Hustlers

Aephalia, Secretary of the Hustlers

[Imperium 3293]

"now who are these fine young men?" Asked a very old John. "They some kind of Hustlers?"

[Buffsanta 960]

Unnamed hustler #6 cheers at the missive with unnamed hustlers #3 and #8. 

"Long live the side hustle!" 

[JoshBright 2104]

"Based" Said a Wandering Lord 

[SaviourMeme 690]

A Non-Hustlers IncTM Hustler wonders where such fine hardworking men and women and others have been hiding his entire life.

[xMuted 2459]

"TIME TO HUSTLE, GET THE MINA FLOWING." Dave boomed out to his fellow Hustlers, trying to find an Atronach sized uniform.

[Diogen 3059]

A hustler cheers in the background

[Pancho 2498]

Pancho Bojo sips on a fine wine whilst reading such a great missive

[satinkira 5798]

How have they sent out missives and birds through the blood rain...? Ponders Remon.

[Melpomenne 1552]

The Anti-Bojo grimaced, the missive crinkling betwixt his grip as the blood soaked is garbs. 

 

"They will learn."

[Roguechaotic 263]

Aeonn would simply smile on fishing on the dock of elvenesse pondering reading the missive " Seems the roads once more will need cleaning... "

[AnonymousAlexa 3877]

The former Rustler boss places a hand atop her heart. “Oh, I do admire my fans!”