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10th of the First Seed, 73 S.A

22/04/22


II Session of the Grand Senate

 


 

With a roster drawn up on a bi-annual basis, the II session of the Grand Senate shall commence this year, upon the 7th of Sun’s Smile in the year 73 S.A.  This session shall last from 73 S.A-74 S.A.

 

The list of members of the Grand Senate for this two-year period shall be.

 

Grand Chancellor:

Aghal Frostbeard

 

Doomforged:

Rhaezaill Doomforged

 

Frostbeard:

Thulmyr Frostbeard

 

Gold Union:

Danika Goldhand

 

Grandaxe:

Agnar Grandaxe

(2 Votes)

 

Ireheart:

Gorlim Ireheart

(2 Votes)

 

Iron Union:

Falk Irongut

 

Starbreaker:

Lulubelle Starbreaker

 

Stormheart:

TBD

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7th of Sun’s Smile, 73 S.A

24/04/22


73 S.A Sitting 

II Session of the Grand Senate

 


 

 

With a Quorum of a simple majority of the Clans, the Grand Chancellor Aghal Frostbeard initiated this years sitting of the Grand Senate.

 

Roll Call

 

In Attendance

Grand King. Bakir Ireheart, Grand Kingdom of Urguan

Rep. Ulf Frostbeard, Clan Frostbeard

Sen. Agnar Grandaxe, Clan Grandaxe

Rep. Levian’Tol Gandaxe, Clan Grandaxe

Rep. Ragrin Ireheart, Clan Ireheart

Rep. Balor Ireheart, Clan Ireheart

Sen. Falk Irongut, Iron Union

Sen. Lulubelle Starbreaker, Clan Starbreaker

 

Not in Attendance

Sen. Rhaezaill Doomforged, Clan Doomforged

Sen. Thulmyr Frostbeard, Clan Frostbeard

Sen. Danika Goldhand, Gold Union

Sen. Gorlim Ireheart, Clan Ireheart

Sen. TBD, Clan Stormheart

 

 


 

TRANSCRIPT STARTS

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Alroite lad's, oi believe we s'ould start now, as we 'ave a quorum o' clans present. Okeh, so, firs' o' all todeh oi did plan ter discuss regulations an shoite. But Bakir 'as a proposal an' announcement fer yer ter 'ear, so we'll start off wid a roll-call.”

 

Note: Roll Call Held, 5/8 Clan’s Present.

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Clan Storm'eart 'as naet nominated a senator. I'd jus' like ter say a few words in 'onour o' Kronk w'o we recentleh lost. A fiereh lad all can agree, Urguan 'as lost won of et's bes; Narvok oz Kronk.”

 

Ulf Frostbeard: “Narvok oz Kronk.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Narvak oz Kronk.”

 

Lulubelle Starbreaker: “Narvak oz Kronk,”

 

Ragrin Ireheart: “Narvok oz Kronk and t'eh lost irehearts tha't lost d'er lives that' day!”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Narvok oz Kronk. He es sureleh feastin wit dah afterlife.”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “Narvok oz Kronk.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Narvak oz Kronk.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Oi surrender der floor tuu Bakir, yer may speak.” He dipped his head to Bakir.  Otherwoise, five clans present.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Thes is a project oi have worked on fer sum stone-weeks now, discussin wit people and puttin down guidelines fer our lands. Fer maneh years people from all across dah land seek us out fer land suh dey may have ah place fer their own. And oi will argue tha past Kings a've nae done them well. So oi intend tuh do them roight. Livin en Urguan es nae free as weh have prime lands, better dan ANEH other en Almaris. Suh dere will beh three ranks, and multiple options fer people to obtain and grow either their town intuh ah citeh, or ah small keep intuh ah great fortress.   Oi wish fer this tuh have tha blessin of dah senate, and perhaps even perfect it more bah hearin wot yeh have tuh say about et.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Can I speak Aghal, 'r do ah need teh schoolteachah ta call meh name first?”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Dat depends, are yer finished Bakir? Yer may speak. Oi decree thirteh stone minutes o' debate toime.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Aye, well, t'is es ah good start, ah'd say, but et's p'raps nae perfect. Firstleh, yeh define duties ehn terms o' individuals bearin titles, such 's Jarl 'r Thane, ahn state what t'ey o'ersee. Ah'd suggest teh first change es t'at yeh reorganize ta define vassals ehn terms o' t'eir size, rat'er t'en teh title o' teh one leadin ehm. Ets ah slight change, but et'd beh more clear. Et alsu allows vassals, such as Sedan, w'o 'ave t'eir own  titles ehn government ta keep t'em ehn use. Secondleh, ah see ah few terms t'at likeleh need more definin, such 's what et means ta rally for teh kingd'm”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Deir inner Kingdom titles es nae of mah concern. Es et realleh worth tuh change dah document over wantin tuh adhere tuh our vassals titles. Rallyin fer dah Kingdom es simple. When weh call upon them. They answer.”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “So.. D'ese titles are just an additional title to w'at our vassals already 'ave, aye?”

 

Falk Irongut: “Aye well, t'at should beh defined ehn teh document etself. Aneh legal document es made by teh wordin o' ets statements ahn organizat'n”

 

Lulubelle Starbreaker: “Aye, jus' call teh tiers of vassalage farmstead, fief an' jarldom.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Ah'd alsu define w'at exactleh constitutes ah vassal 'swell, su weh can 'void w'at 'appened wit' teh blackvale ehn teh future”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Sorreh oi appear ter 'ave 'ad a sky-god dose me off, wot did oi miss.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Basicalleh, ah'd just loike ta seem some more extensive definit'n o' terms ahn clearer wordin o' articles 'fore weh vote ohn teh mattah, ta summarize”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Et's nae 10 pages Bakir. Gotta bump t'ose numbehs up.”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “Speakin' o' extensive additions to d'is bill I see d'at d'is bill 'as nothin' stating to w'at 'appens if d'e vassals o' Urguan do not meet d'ese requirements, as in, w'at 'appens if d'ey don't host an event every stone week or doesn't pay d’e tax.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Anot'er gud point, ah say. P'raps ah necessareh addit'n”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Aye aye! An does one week ov inactiviteh en a vassal immediateleh start teh process or does et 'ave ta be several weeks or or or or if t'eir es no war can t'ey still ralleh en some way to recieve t'eir tax break or or or if t'ey are not a foighten people can t'ey support teh legion en ot'eh ways or or or es t'eir exceptions fer folk who can't foight loike Paladorks.”

 

Ulf Frostbeard: “Wot tae fook are y'all talkin' 'bout? Ef someone wants tu start citeh under Urguan t'ey sould beh able, 'nd 'round tae same rank as one o' tae Clanfat'rs oi t'ink. T'ey will 'ave tu pay taxes fur tae land t'ey rent, t'ey will 'ave tu step en 'nd 'elp ef we 'ave aneh wars, 'nd t'ey will 'ave tu swear loyalteh tu tae Grand King, 'nd tae Obsidian T'rone. Put one o' tae loyal members o' tae Council en one o' t'eir 'ig'est positions, 'nd ef t'ey dunnae pay we make et so t'ey dunnae get 'elp until t'ey pay up” He claps in his hands, clearly not completely thinking straight “W'at could beh 'ard 'bout t'at?”

 

Lulubelle Starbreaker: “Aye, jus' call teh tiers of vassalage farmstead, fief an' jarldom.”

Falk Irongut: “Ah'd alsu define w'at exactleh constitutes ah vassal 'swell, su weh can 'void w'at 'appened wit' teh blackvale ehn teh future”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Alroite folks, let's naet flood Bakir wid questions.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Oi loike yer enthusiasm Ulf, but ets nae tha simple, and oi especially dunnae think weh want non dwed meddlin in our internal affairs. Such ah theng could beh easileh exploited.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Oh or ef t'ey can't pay fer a week do t'ey owe double or 'ow es t'at gonna work? Or ef t'ey contribute a certain amount of materials ta teh Grand Kingdom do t'ey get tax breaks, or w'at 'appens ef tehh vassals seem more populous t'an teh capital? An es t'eir aneh difference en Dwedmar vassals and yrromar vassals? Cause t'eir certainleh should be but 'ah don't see aneh ov t'at described 'ere en teh document.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “As teh tha rest of yer points. Oi will put down more specified ruling, such as repurcussions and punishments and otha ways fer pacifist groups tha weh may let in here and there.”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “D'en it seems d'at d'e bill is uncomplete if it doesn't 'ave it written down on d'e document yet.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “But w'at about Clan 'Alls outsoide ov teh citeh? Does clan land count as vassal land? Or w'at ov teh clan 'alls outsoide teh citeh loike Doomforges, Metalfist, an 'ammerforged.”

 

Ulf Frostbeard; “sometimes anot'er insig't es gud, but onleh ef tae person es loyal tu yah countreh.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Wot duh yeh mean Levian? Vassals dat have vassals undah them?”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “… W'at? 'Ah've said a lot. Ye question needs ta be more specific.”

 

Balor Ireheart: “Vassals t'at 'ave ot'er vassales under t'e vassales.”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “Levian'Tol is probably referrin' to people like Sedan. D'ey 'ave vassals underneath d'em. Sedan is a Principality, d'ey 'ave Barons and some lower lords underneath d'em as vassals.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “…. W'en did 'ah say t'at?”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Then yeh must have memoreh loss. Dah point yeh said about Dwedmar and Yrromar vassals.”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “D'en I do not get w'at ye' are speakin' o' Levian'Tol.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Aye, ef some Dwed w'at t'eir own place. Does t'at count as a vassal loike Gorix. Gorix recieved special care undeh meh. But t'eir es not room fer wiggle room en tis document.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Weh shouldn't make things harder teh manage by splitting things up more and moree.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “An ef ye wish ta get specific as Falky 'ere wants, t'en yer wiggly room eh even less. Vassals 'ave always fallen undeh teh Crown. Et should remain t'at way.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Vassals are vassals, anyone whu es allowed land es ah vassal, suh Sedan, Dah Paladins, Dol'Gorix and all dah mannors. Especialleh dah people in dah fort.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Our kin, when put en a room. Are idiots.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Ah raise teh quest'n w'y would private manors o' citizens beh considahed vassals 'n nae just beh treated as ah normal residence?”

 

Balor Ireheart: “Does t'at inclued ye Levian.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “See. Course et does. Tis why 'ah was an autocrat.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Manors classify as vassals becos dey have land outsoide dah citeh. Dere's tons of manors across dah land and ets easier to classify them as vassals fer management purposes.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Fair enough. Anehw'o, ah t'ink teh quest'n weh should beh askin 'ere es does aneh'ne actualleh wishta vote ohn teh bill as es, 'r can weh say ets needs some work ahn move ohn?”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “So does d'e Irongut and Frostbeard 'olds classify as vassal lands to be taxed or no?”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “But w'at about t'ose t'at are owned by a singular person or clan fat'eh. Loike teh dirteh fuckin Goldie manors at teh docks. T'ose manors?”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “We've still got ten more stone minutes o' debate toime Falk.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Dey will beh in dah same category.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Suit yehself. Ahn alsu, teh Ironguts 'ave nae manor”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Et's realleh up ter Bakir w'en voten starts.”

 

Balor Ireheart: “T'at is nae a manor.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Manors Balek's.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Dere's a clear problem when dah Grimgolds a've ah whole Grove an Clan hall withou bein taxed or managed bah dah Kingdom.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Aye, fer 'is service ehn refurbishin teh kingd'm, ahn et was sworn ta beh tax free”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Aye, 'ah should've just tore t'em all down. Great flaw of ma reign.”

 

Balor Ireheart: “Agreed.”

 

Grîmdal Irøngut: “Per'aps dah mistake lays wiff grantin' such rewards, rat'er t'an tearen em down..”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Aye, Norleh was a fuckin baffoon at teh end ov es Reign.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Ets clear. Paste Kings made maneh mistakes with our vassals and dey clearleh could nae say dah famous word. No.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Ye shitter. 'Ah said no plenteh ov toimes. Teh **** es a 'Paste' King. 'Ah am not made out of glue.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Oi fink et's bes' we avoid issues o' past reigns. Er rather, be a bit more cordial about demn, oi spose?”

 

Falk Irongut: “Yemekar's beard, do weh 'ave ta suffer Levian's whingin aneh longah, 'r can weh move ohn?”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Aye, lest Bakir ferget who took teh Kingdom ta wore over es shaven beard.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Enuff. Let us beh productive.”

 

Ragrin Ireheart: “T'eh past reigns do not a've control ov'er te'h present t'eh future es what matte'rs te'h past es te'h past.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Ye realleh are beggin ta get yer arse kicked aren't ye?” (To Falk Irongut)

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Oi dunnae have ah problem wit bringin up dah failures of past kings suh weh can duh better and learn.”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “Yet it seems some policy continues. Can we get back to d'e topic.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Aye, Agnar es roite.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Rat'er get et kicked t'en groped, but wit' yeh eithers ah danger. Oh wait, fergot yeh onleh gu fer young elgi”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Et appears we're petered off 'ere, Bakir would yer like ter proceed tuu a vote?”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Alright”

 

Falk Irongut: “Ahn 'ere weh 'ave et, teh famed rhetoric o' Levian, lacks wit' su 'e triesta beat yeh inta submiss'n. Ahn weh wondah why teh women related ta 'im by blood feared 'im”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Keep yerself in loine eh.  Settle yer dispute aftah der meetin.”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “Aye, Levian'Tol, can we just get towards gettin' d'is meetin' over wit'?. If a scene 'appens d'e longer it will be.”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “T'eir are no Irongut women. Ye toss t'em enta teh garbage w'en t'eir born since ye can't abuse yer own famileh.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Levian please.”

 

Lulubelle Starbreaker: “Fook me runnin', can yous two stop comparin' man-purses. Absolute wombles.”

 

Balor Ireheart: “Te' fock is a womble. Te' **** is t'at.”

 

Falk Irongut: “T'ink yeh confused Levian, lest yeh ferget t'at bot' Dhaen ahn Brynaelda were made 'Irongut Women' several toimes”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Lads stop comparin yer dongs. Weh all know Lulu has dah biggest un ere. Now shut teh fok up and return tuh yer seats.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Aye listen tuu yer Grand Keng fer focks sake, sit down Falk and stop throwen insults Levian's way, Levian sit down aye?”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “Aye, ye' two are actin' like idiots at d'e moment. Let us proceed wit' d'is Senate meetin' and finish it up. Ye' two can bicker about d'is shit later.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Aye aye, ah 'ppologize fer causin disrupt'n.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Fank yer,”

 

Levian'Tol Grandaxe: “Falk esn't a man, es a boy pretendin ta be more important t'en e es. Tell me boy, w'at es et ye've succeeded en? Ye 'ave failed as Lord Justicar, ye 'ave failed as 'Igh Prophet, ye 'ave failed as Clan Fat'eh. Aye an Dwalin couldn't seal teh deal bot' toimes… almost loike ye Irongut men continue ta fall short aye?”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Seein' as der debate 'as derailed and we're naet realleh gettin' anehwhere, s'all we postpone dis fer another meetin'?”

 

Falk Irongut: “'sfar as ahm concehned meh greatest failure was allowin ah blitherin idiot loike yehself ta take teh t'rone.”

 

Agnar Grandaxe: “Aye.  Just postpone it and table d'e bill for now.”

 

Bakir Ireheart: “Oi wos nae even intendin on votin fer et roight now. But nevertheless oi got wot oi came fer.”

 

Falk Irongut: “Now yeh done, 'r yeh wannta continue tradin insult fer insult?”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Alroite, motion tabled fer another meetin, meetin adjourned focks sake.”

 

Note: Motion tabled for another meeting.

 

TRANSCRIPT ENDS

 


 

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7th of the Sun’s Smile, 74 S.A

01/05/22


74 S.A Sitting 

II Session of the Grand Senate

 


 

With a Quorum of a simple majority of the Clans, the Grand Chancellor Aghal Frostbeard initiated this years sitting of the Grand Senate.

 

Roll Call

 

In Attendance

High Prophet. Norli Starbreaker, Da Kirkja Dverga

Rep. Meylis Frostbeard, Clan Frostbeard

Sen. Danika Goldhand, Gold Union

Rep. Thumbrindal Gandaxe, Clan Grandaxe

Rep. Axel Ireheart, Clan Ireheart

Rep. Balek Irongut, Iron Union

Rep. Jorvin Starbreaker, Clan Starbreaker

 

Not in Attendance

Sen. Rhaezaill Doomforged, Clan Doomforged

Sen. Thulmyr Frostbeard, Clan Frostbeard

Sen. Agnar Grandaxe, Clan Grandaxe

Sen. Gorlim Ireheart, Clan Ireheart

Sen. Falk Irongut, Iron Union

Sen. Lulubelle Starbreaker, Clan Starbreaker

Sen. Sigrun Stormheart, Clan Stormheart

 


 

TRANSCRIPT STARTS

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Alroite, wid a quorum o' foive clans present we s'all commence der meetin. Todeh's topic s'all beh on regulations, 'ow weh run der Senate as we currentleh dunnae 'ave anehfin ironed out aside frum der articles, moi aim is ter clarifeh jus' 'ow dese meetins s'ould proceed in terms o' behaviour and such. We'll start off wid a roll-call, goin alphabeticalleh.”

 

Note: Roll Call Held, 5/8 Clans Present.

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Roite, roite, let's get goin oi guess. As previousleh stated todehs topic beh senate Regulations! So, wot beh everywuns thoughts on der topic?”

 

Axel Ireheart: “Ah believe ye should 'ave tae legion at t'ese Senate meetin's, suh t'at t'ey can remove delinquents w'o are chaotic. Ah alsuh believe ye should 'ave a firm 'and wehn people interrupt otha's 'er speak out ov' turn, as et beh disrespectful.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “In an ideal world aye. Der Legion seems in chaos at der moment, we still dunnae 'ave a new Grand Marshal since Kronk doied.”

 

Axel Ireheart: “Expel Senators 'er remove tehre vote ef et continues.”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Nah let it be as it is, dunnae want to see t'is become some fance' ass 'uman meetin w'ere t'ey 'ave push buttons to be able to speak.”

 

Jorvin Starbreaker: “Ah' 'gree wit' Axel for tha' mos' part, this 'es ah' circus, nae ah' government bodeh.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Well yer'd like ter speak and beh 'eard aye Thumbrindal?”

 

Axel Ireheart: “I fear bureacracy, but I also think order es a call. Too often did Alaric Grimgold shout out needless and cause arguments. However, wastin' toime on bureacracy such as forcin' folks ta say 'aye' instead o' just lookin' with yer eyes as ta who es present es ridiculous.”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Oi onle' suggest t'at all in 'ere should come unarmed, wit' nae clear intent to 'ave a will to slaug't'er t'e fockin council loike some folk did back in Axios….”

 

Jorvin Starbreaker: “Ah'll be cold in tha' ground before yeh disarm me.”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Saem, but for t'is instance oi will put me weapons away if it means oi am 'ere wit' kin alone.”

 

Norli: “Frankly, I think disarmin' ev'ryone makes a slaughter more likely.”

 

Danika Goldhand: “A dwarf could kill wit' his thumb alone if 'e so wished.”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Armed or nae slaugt'ers will 'appen. Speakin out of experience.”

 

Jorvin Starbreaker: “Wh…Bit silly tae be disarming people then, innit?”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Nae if t'e room 'as soldiers. Legionnaires a'e needed as Axel proposed.”

 

Norli: “My apologies ta da Senate, but I must depart ta prepare fer an expedition enta da Voidal Hollow. Ef anyone plannin' on attendence es here, et es alright ta be a bit late I will nae be runnin' out.”

 

Jorvin Starbreaker: “Dammit ah'll ah' was gunnae tell yeh tae take oe'er while ah' stepped out.”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “W'at t'e previous council did nae 'ave was proper legionaires guardin t'e place, which resulted in its slaugt'er.”

 

Norli: “May Ogradhad guide dis chamber with wisdom, and Yemekar bless ye dat ye forge a greater future.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Good luck Norleh. Jorvin per'aps wun o' yer kids could take ovah?”

 

Jorvin Starbreaker: “They're beardlin's.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Per'aps dey moite 'ave some insoite regardless. Der Senate 'as nae rules against beardlens speaken.”

 

Jorvin Starbreaker: “Ah'll nae be subjectin' mah' children tae tha' politickin' ov Urguan b'fore their sixteh'th birthday.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “As yer say.”

 

Axel Ireheart: “By Belka, Jorvin, loighten up a bit. Ye make tae Ironborn soun' loike a fun bunch.”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Sounds loike a starbreaker problem, ane'waes can we finish t'is topic, some fermented ale ain't gonna barrel t'emselves up.”

 

Axel Ireheart: “Ah prefer wehn ye speak in dwarven, means ah cannae undahstand 'alf tae crap ye say” he would chuckle.

 

Jorvin Starbreaker: “Methinks ah've lightened up s'much as ah'm gunnae.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Thumbrindal, yer mentioned stuff bout pushen buttons which again oi dunnae undastand but oi asked yer a question, wot 'appens if yer wish ter speak and beh 'eard?”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Free speech, wit' nae t'at shush or shoite, givin rules to t'is is loike bendin to some umre' toipe of system which oi hoighle' dissaprove.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Free Speech, aye, but respect from yer end tuu. If somewun's speaken, s'ould we all nae let dem duu so? And loikewoise on yer end?”

 

Jorvin Starbreaker: “Ah'll nae denigrate ah're ancestral tongue wit' this foolishness.”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Nae, nae for me but all, cause oi could give two shoites about t'is council, oi 'ere to represent me clan no less no much, but it 'as to go smoot'e t'en it is now.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Ah agree wid yer w'oile 'eartedleh.”

 

Danika Goldhand: “I wish we were nay sitten' like two soides agains' eachothah..”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Simple' said speak yer moind, listen to one anote' an' if ye 'ave a dispute, t'e foig'tin arena is down below.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Ah quite agree. No wun else 'as anehfin ter add?”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “If its silent, means no one 'as somefiin to add.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Evidentleh, well, et appears der mood o' der Senate seems ter beh endin dis debate?”

 

Danika Goldhand: “I realleh hate the seaten'….”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “Suggest replacin t'e seat wit' woolen couch pillows an' ye got me vote.”

 

Axel Ireheart: “Ah've said w'ot ah need tae sae. Speak en turn n' wehn called upon, dunnae make et suh formal wehn et comes tae roll call n' such. N' alsuh expel anarchists n' remove tehre vote ef t'ey continue. 'Eck even suspend tae senate ef tae nae leave wehn asked. Alsuh git' tae legion 'ere, give tehm extra 'onour fer guardin' tae meetin's. T'at beh mah opinion on regulations.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Oim worken on new seaten.”

 

Jorvin Starbreaker: “Tagum Dwarfs 'ave nae place in ah' chamber ov governin', ah' concur wit' tha' Ire'eart.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “But seriousleh, Dwed 'ave problems wid stone seaten?”

 

Danika Goldhand: “I like soft things….”

 

Thumbrindal Grandaxe: “aye cuz we nae sum plebs in a cave.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Nae we're liven in a mountain.”

 

Danika Goldhand: “Mountains 'ave soft snow atop 'em. An' grasseh planes surround.”

 

Aghal Frostbeard: “Regardless, oi 'ereboi call dis meetin tuu an end!”

 

TRANSCRIPT ENDS

 


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