Fat Belly Act

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Fat Belly Act

 

Recently, the citizens of Kal’Darakaan have suffered under incompetent Stewards. Their hard-earned taxes have gone uncollected and new homes have collected dust instead of being offered to new dwedmar. Under the rule of Bakir Ireheart, we have been given the opportunity to once again rightfully serve our populace as needed. To fill the hungry bellies of the brothers and sisters of Kal’Darakaan, the Fat Belly Act that once triumphed under previous stewards such as Dhaen Grandaxe, Uldraek Goldhand, and Bhämmil Frostbeard, will once again be resurrected.

 

The citizens of Hefrumm will be exempted from the Fat Belly Act as they have access to the farms that lay in their lands. 

 

 

Application

All citizens, regardless of class, who own a house within Kal’Daraakan are entitled to food provided by the act.

 

All citizens will be guaranteed the same portion of food depending upon the year’s harvest.

 

 

Distribution

Food will be distributed exclusively through housing mailboxes.

 

All citizens have the right to not be included in receiving food or having a mailbox should they wish. 

 

The Grand Steward and The Iron Baron are responsible for the production and division of food to house mailboxes.

 

 

Signed, Hekkaes Goldhand, Grand Steward and Grand Banker of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Clan Father of the Goldhand Clan, Lord of Kal’Ikrun, Protector of Kaz’Ad’Hekkaes

 

Signed, Dhaen Grandaxe, The Iron Baron of The Bearded Lady, Steward of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan