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THE JAMBODIAN PURGE OF ELYSIAN CRAVENS


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THE JAMBODIAN PURGE OF ELYSIAN CRAVENS

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(Jambodian-Maltosse forces rally to invade Elysium.)

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For too long have the united people of Jambodia been disregarded by the savages of Elysium - donning tones of blue and yellow!

We are to finally return a gracious blow upon this once formidable city state; yet they deny and threaten our envoys with brutal death!!
May they face the blade honorably in battle - or hide within their walls! 

Though this shan't save them as the Elite Maltosse siege engineers may scale their walls and wipe the city’s slate clean with pure bravery.

 

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Our armies (which heavily outnumber yours, take a look (we are within your walls) ) are greatly prepared to crush you like an ant beneath our strong Jambodian boot.

Surrender your soldiers, your mina, your gate keys or face certain defeat.

 

(You are far too late - our reasonable demands have not been heeded in time and so our armies will march on our puny state.)

(After we demolish Elysium, we shall rally to support our Jessianite allies.)

 

 

(TRUE KING OF ELYSIUM) HIS ROYAL IMPERIAL MAJESTY, KAZIMIR MUNCHO JUMBO XXVIII, GRAND DOUBLE-DUKE OF JAMBODIA-JUMBODIA,

COUNT OF KUMABUDUSHU, KRETANJANIZVILLE, MANIYADVALAND, KANOOBA, WAKOOPBIA, JABADOOBA,

GREAT-GRAND BARON OF KOBUDIBUBAP, JUMBODIA-VILLO, JAMBIONOVA, MANURIA

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(TRUE GRAND DUKE OF ELYSIUM) His Royal Highness NESCAFF I by the Grace of Godan, Doge of Maltosse, Grand General of the Wakkoff Battalion, Margrave of Boopity,

Dueling, Layd, Moldovis, Ssolven, Slessik and Gord, Count of Carnage and Valheim, Viscount of Korstass, Rowall and Valund,

Baron of Alama, Alim, Baranoss, Grasswold, Karik, Kavoi, Kanauka, Kat,

Kovad, Kaz, Marv, Neing, Torn, and Torv, Lord of Varpo,

Protector of the Matlossians, etcetera.

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The prideful Doge of Maltosse smiles as he pretends to read the message (He cannot read), before rallying his men (Definitely more than three) for another twenty-three hour march! The forest dwellers wouldn't see the dawn once he figured out which direction he was supposed to be marching!

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Scheming (one of the pledges of induboisity Itinerate Inductees (III) must go through in their pledged training) 'low and be underneath his bunk bed mali'ker style did one Professor Synthodialectic Itineratan of the Dieters Peterschmidt d'IlDagolos smirk quite the quindariously 'pon the alerted, so-called 'penned' statement regarding the affairs of skullduggery committed 'gainst the gloried and unbeknownst ungaelic Jambodian 'peoples'.

 

"Garn, and other such words on the manner!" Did one carrier bird pigeon branded upon the eve of the Krukzkan-Mailo'ase War of 1582 (and reanimated to carry forth the messages and deeds of one such unnamed and unaffiliated 'brave' individual's long-since-birthed descendants) carry bet'ween its angled and also black ribbon talons (each spangled with a pattern of the Virsgrolth Coat of Arms) towards its awaited, yet unexpected, recipient.

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A Keeper of Xan blinked.

 

"What?"

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The Rex wondered who the zkah these people were and why they wanted to enter his war.

He shrugged and waited for them to come to the Iron’Uzg and present themselves.

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