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After an intense period of stress and hard work, notably reading headlines that cause much duress, the High Prophet Norli Norvarsson Starbreaker suffers a stroke and collapses in his office, and is hospitalized for a year. Doctors believe he will be available again the next Grand Harvest. Glory to the Brathmordakin or whatever.

~An unpaid initiate of the Clergy

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"How terrible!" Elrith gasps!

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"How terrible!" Durin gasps!

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Wob "Yaromar" Vobson finds out this horrible news, then exclaiming! "NAE! Such es horriblehs! Get bettah soon Norlehs" The Gnome then went to Pray to THE GREAT ONE for Norli's health

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“Toime t’ steal the Swagbreakehs…Oi mean, ‘ow terrible.” Someone somewhere begins plotting an unknown plot.

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Tianrui Ren is unsurprised at this rate, but glad his friend isn't dead.

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Eonan raises a glass for High Prophet Nerbli's recovery.

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"NUB WAE" Says a Raguk

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Kronk prepares a salad in Dungrimm's Hall.

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Jorvin Starbreaker wonder is this is the result of his actions. He ponder this briefly before carrying on anyway.

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A Lady of Silver prepares to resurrect the High Prophet from the dead as a member of the Adeptus Mechanicus.

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A knight is disappointed, but remains vigilant to await the gradual recovery of his dear friend.

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NORLI!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Cried a Norli megafan, Magda Catalina, gripping onto her long tresses in agony.

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Wilhelm facepalms “who will ah bother now with annoyin ass questions?” he mused to himself, glad his friend hasn't bit the dust

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