Cheesewheel_1 56 Share Posted June 17, 2022 A certain crossdressing Halfling seems to be going ballistic, having read a certain missive. "Wooooooo! I'm no longer illegal in Haelun'or!" Taylor would exclaim, before reading the rest of the missive. "... A gay license? What the ****? I understand where they're coming from, elves can't do the children construction- I- er- mean production very well, but a license? Why? Just why? When would that be necessary? Just make them be able to prove that they're above 500 and then leave them be, no matter if they made children or not." Taylor would say, ending his ramble. He puts the missive somewhere and continues on with his day. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 5142 Share Posted June 17, 2022 "This sounds gay" says Cardinal Viktor 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin_champloo 5950 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Application NAME: Crumena of Kamees GENDER: Male Age: 90 REASON or REQUEST: I require a male as something to grant me emotional support. I have finally reached the age where I am infertile and I wish to wallow my sadness in the arms of another — preferably male so I don’t get reminded of my infertility. I have served Haelun’or well, though not well enough as I’ve not a child, and wish to indulge in my golden years where I can embrace my homosexuality without requiring to reproduce for the state. NAME: An-Gho GENDER: None. I am everything and all. Age: Old. REASON or REQUEST: I wish to show everyone the might of the dragons, and how we were born to be the heralds and guides of the Descendants. Alas, they only speak with sharpened tongues of steel or the bite of their hate — they can be only taught with violence and war. Thus, I declare a war on all and everything, and I require a license to operate accordingly to the law — lest I would be as degenerate as those disgusting Xannites. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_rusader 332 Share Posted June 17, 2022 "MI LIEKZ DIZ." *The certain olog from earlier would remark. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
excited 10831 Share Posted June 18, 2022 ''This is the definition of virginity and the absence of a supporting guiding figure.'' Said Lathadlen Ravexi, renowned philosopher, and a supporter and ally of the LGTBQ+. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorsand 1744 Share Posted June 18, 2022 "Prithee what beith the issue amongst partnership between any and all (save for the vile relations of the ratmen)? They speak of this as though childbearing is not brought unto this world by the favore of a Stork. It is my understanding the elven tribes have less frequent stork visitations. This is expected. I suggest they band together as an entire glorious entity, man and man, woman and woman; any and all elves of cognizant stature and PRAY for a delivery en masse of storks baring elven babes to assist in smiting the curse of Iblees." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztrog 974 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Fay would squint. "Thats pretty gay of them." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrvun 1252 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Chi stiffils a laugh- "Haelun'or, license to ****." Spoiler 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhindir_ 3414 Share Posted June 18, 2022 After reading the missive, Adreniel Elibar'acal actually agrees with its points. "This is.. New, brother." Spoke he across to his sibling @Maclunkey. "As, it requires each citizen to first be a parent, and be well over the age of infertili-.. Most interesting." 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oinked 121 Share Posted June 18, 2022 APPLICATION: Name: WILLY HOREN Gender: MALE Age: STILL YOUNG 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maclunkey 450 Share Posted June 19, 2022 22 hours ago, Lhindir_ said: After reading the missive, Adreniel Elibar'acal actually agrees with its points. "This is.. New, brother." Spoke he across to his sibling @Maclunkey. "As, it requires each citizen to first be a parent, and be well over the age of infertili-.. Most interesting." Curunir squints suspiciously at his brother. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High_On_Math 396 Share Posted June 20, 2022 A head clothed in golden locks dipped in sorrow. The one-eyed half-elfess sighed, muttering, "Ti, this is logical, and yet- I have done my duty as a half mali, my duty to ne have biological children. And now that I am passed the age of child-bearing, many would still prefer to see me as a corpse eaten away by acid. I tried to live a pure life. I failed, but I tried." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megavoltar 1107 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Application NAME: Seabreeze The Rat GENDER: Male...? Age: DEAD REASON or REQUEST: God... He loves Haelun'or, after finding from some drunk and high sailor from PURE AND UNADULTERATED DESCENT, the Mouse King had made it known to himself that the Silver State of Haelun'or identified as A GUY. And so, with his love of the SILVER STATE OF HAELUNOR in tow, the small mouse king made it so despite the fact that he was dead, that if there was ever a time that he could marry the SILVER STATE OF HAELUNOR, he would do it. Application NAME: The Silver State of Haelun'or (Underneath the Banner of the Horde) GENDER: Male Age: Several Thousands+ REASON or REQUEST: On request of the former mouse king, Seabreeze, anonymous request 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRCHENN 3662 Share Posted June 20, 2022 "How do I apply?" Says Conrad 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkyi 1495 Share Posted June 21, 2022 "How do I apply?" Says Johanna 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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