DARK EMPIRE OF EVIL AND GREED | Threats to Almaris

[Werew0lf 11999]

DARK EMPIRE OF EVIL

Maliks’ Company

محاكمة الجن

 

CULTURE AND LAWS

 

The Dark Empire of Evil and Greed is ruled by malevolent emperors by the name of MALIK and GREEDMANE. In the Dark Empire, people are not allowed to face joy or good deeds, and must commit the most horrific evil in Almaris – that being pranks on light-bearers and causing mass panic through their egregious acts. 

 

This empire doesn't care about economic status; one must prove worth by doing the most evil, which is tallied up onto the Evil Board. Once someone has reached a certain threshold, they may be promoted in our social hierarchy and move on to the next rank. 

 

Those a part of this empire must always learn to worship the kindness of MALIK THE FREAK and GREEDMANE THE GREEDS BANE. 

 

♜ I - One must forsaken their real name, and take up one that is evil. An example of this is calling someone by the name of Derrick. .  Daredevil.

♜II - One must always call their superior by their titles. For example, addressing Malik as: His Majesty, the Dark Emperor of the Ever-Black, Malik the Freak, of the Library of Geeks. This must be said in full each and every time.

♜III - One must never commit acts of good. However, giving money to the poor, and saving people(s) lives, and stuff is fine, because you do it for your own selfish desires and satisfaction.

♜IV - One must never murder or kill directly or indirectly. This is known as the five lame evils. We do not commit lame evils. How will pranks fester in this world, if people are too dead to see them?

♜V - One must never offer material items such as riches, jewels or currency. We do not need your charity, you need it more than we do. Go give it to the poor, or something! 

 

 

A crude drawing of a scary, dark kingdom in the middle of darkness.

 

ACHIEVEMENTS

 

♛ I - GREEDMANE stole redmanes power, and got corrupted by it, thus becoming GREEDMANE OF THE GREEDS BANE.. 

♛ II - MALIK THE FREAK stole the Ancient Gu-gah from the Deity of Gah, and used it to forge a mighty stick.

♛ III - MALIK and GREEDMANE fought the PANTHEON and defeated the deities, thus growing stronger. GREEDMANE consumed four in total into the POT OF GREED. 

♛ IV - MALIK conquered the Principality of Celia’nor in thirty seconds, and added it onto his DARK EMPIRE OF EVIL AND GREED. 

♛ V - MALIK and GREEDMANE scared off the Titan Azdromoth, and that is why he has been hiding for so long. 

♛ VI - MALIK noticed power in three children, and sired them as his new dark apprentices.

♛ VII - MALIK and GREEDMANE crushed the Mothers Grove, and that is why it no longer exists (because it has been crushed..)
♛ VIII - MALIK and GREEDMANE produced an Elixir of Godhood, and used it on a pig to transform him into an interdimensional entity that transcends time and space. That is why Quentin Brae of Du Loc lost their most precious item. Fear the Time Pig, because we do. 

♛ IX - Long ago, there was a diplomat of the RHINO KINGDOM that was hunted down by GREEDMANE and was wiped out of existence, only leaving behind his emerald horn. GREEDMANE keeps his emerald horn as a scratching device when he is itchy. 

♛X - MALIK and GREEDMANE achieved a True Evil backstory. 

 

Malik and Greedmane standing over their Carbarum Horde after defeating the GREATEST BLUE

HIERARCHY

 

♛ DARK EMPEROR Malik the Freak, of the Library of Geeks, the Devourer of Food, Champion of Heavy-Weight Deity Boxing - A dark emperor with three separate apprentices. He is a conqueror of worlds. 

 

♛ GREED EMPEROR Greedmane of the Greeds Bane, the Thief of Redmanes Power, the Bloat God, the Champion of Aesthetics  - A mysterious man who stolen the power of a god, but it has corrupted him whole due to his own greed. This greedy man found the Dark Emperor in a tea shop, when attempting to buy a new pot. 

 

Malik and his dark apprentices after conquering the Principality of Celia’nor

 

♜ DARK LORD Mal, Lord of the Underworld - A child turned dark-lord, now ruling the forces of the Underworld.

 

♜ DARK LORD Nik, Lord of the Darkness - A child turned dark-lord, now he sleeps in his bedroom without any lights, no longer requiring assistance from his mother.

 

♜ DARK LORD Mars, Lord of the Evil - A child turned dark-lord, committing devious pranks across the land without his parents permission.

 

TO ALL THAT WISH TO JOIN THIS DARK EMPIRE.

FIND US, WE ARE WAITING FOR EVIL PEOPLE.

(P.S IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY EVIL, PLEASE CERTAINLY CONTACT US, WE ARE NOT SNITCHES AND WILL NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT YOU, TOTALLY.).

 

BTW WE PLAN ON CONQUERING ELVENESSE AND OOOOOREN NEXT. HAHA!

[ronin_champloo 5951]

GREEDMANE stands atop a broken jar, that once had a more RED colour to it. He cackles with the yellow teeth of his head, eyes peering outward in madness. He held a card in his grasp, one that contained all of his power, all of it was completely stolen from a dutiful man..

 

"Without HIS power, there is little that can challenge us!"

 

[JoanOfArc 4586]

Helen Athna felt a chill go over her spine. The Paladin was unable to even sleep with the darkness that filled her head with dread. But most importantly, HE was he. She began to quickly scribble a letter to the chaptermasters of the Paladin Order. Once she was done with her report, however, she heard the laughter. She was too late.

 

A minute later, there was silence. There was no Helen. No paper. And no peace.

[louislxix 3054]

The Dark Lord of Darkness sat lonely in his room, the dim lanterns vanquished and black drapery hanging from each window within his lair. Nikolas wondered when he would next meet with his DARK Liege, even despite his mother having made him promise to not look, never mind speak with the KING. Yet, it was some of the most fun the boy has had, so he dabbled some black eyeshadow onto his face and began plotting how he could discover Malik once more.

[satinkira 5798]

Is this serious? I really can't tell. A confused elf shrugs at the missive, writing it off as a prank of sorts.

[Nozgoth 2897]

Mist Darktalon scrutinously pried over the notice, before promptly calling out: "Steelfeather!". After a few moments, a raven as black as night arrived and stood before him. The assassin quickly jotted down a note, and sent the bird off to his long-lost brother-in-arms; Shade Shadowblade. Once this was done, Mist threw the notice into the fire and quickly sauntered off.

 

@blackhand7

Edited July 3, 2022 by Nozgoth

[zuziee 3212]

Priestess Maya signed the Hussariyan as she ate her morning oats. A chilling wind had blowed through the palace that morn… little did she know that her nephews were now evil lords! 

[CornPhlake 159]

9 minutes ago, Nozgoth said:

Mist Darktalon scrutinously pried over the notice, before promptly calling out: "Steelfeather!". After a few moments, a raven as black as night arrived and stood before him. The assassin quickly jotted down a note, and sent the bird off to his long-lost brother-in-arms; Shade Shadowblade. Once this was done, Mist threw the notice into the fire and quickly sauntered off.

 

@blackhand7

Nightblade, former apprentice and current rival of Shade Shadowblade catches the bird in a quick, well preformed motion. "Heh. More like deadfeather" The assassin mutters, consuming the bird with the quickness of a cobra. He throws the note into a nearby fireplace, before sending his own hateful letter for the one and only Shade Shadowblade.

 

[Pancho 2497]

Prince Kosher Daesmon shivers in his Timbers!

[esotericas 1507]

The Princess of the Starmen prepares to battle the forces of darkness!

[The Harbinger 336]

A dwarf ponders the letters contents. "T'is 'as gottae beh a joke..." He would mutter. He would shrug and continue his mission.

[kindEmperor 997]

Oh

[milksoda 709]

FOR MY FIRST EVIL ACT I WILL UNBAN POT OF GREED.

[wowj 2740]

An 'oink' was heard all throughout the Dark Empire of EVIL and GREED