HIRING GROUNDSKEEPERS

[Rattussmackus 597]

HIRING GROUNDSKEEPERS

{Official notice from The Office of Conservation}

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After the official opening of the most serene state of Lurin and the creation of the office, there has been a dire need for employees. The duties are simple but a necessity, the plants need to thrive for the place to remain fruitful and pretty.

 

Duties.

The duties of the groundskeepers are simple and are the following.

 

~Plants must be counted and recorded so any misplacement or destruction of them can be noted and punished

~Plants must be tended to frequently, this includes watering, feeding and making sure they get the right amount of sunlight

~Those who destroy plants and can be named or identified must be reported to Nature’s Dame so they may be punished sufficiently

~New plants may be planted and spread across the land in a tidy fashion, all of this must be checked with the Dame beforehand

~Be friendly to the plants, they grow quicker with love and conversations

~Making sure all crops are replanted and that seeds are turned into bone meal

~Harvest ripe fruit one finished and make sure all rotten fruits are clipped away

~Check all trees haven’t been attacked and aren’t producing flies or disease

~Bees are to be counted and written down so any missing ones can be found, or dead ones can be traced back to the killer

~Animals are to be registered and counted

~The animals who have been registered must be checked with the owner and made sure their care is adequate

~Any openly admitted slaughter of pets must be reported to the Dame

 

If you join the groundskeepers, you get the unique title ‘Most esteemed Groundskeeper of Lurin.’

 

If you want to know more bird Nature’s Dame of Lurin, Princess Anastasia Anarion (Rattussmackus/Rattussmackus#4253).

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Signed,

Princess Anastasia Anarion,

Princess of Analand, Nature’s Dame of Lurin

[TreeSmoothie 4857]

Somewhere in Lurin, some alchemist burns the flier atop a leafy pyre. " 'ate authority, 'ate rules! Nature is meant to be kept vild ... Not ruled over by vyr grubby hands!" 

[Apotolofo 1413]

Scrisa squints at the missive. ". . . There are mages everywhere. If they cast, it'll hurt the plants." She says bluntly. "What next, then? Ban casting around plants? Which is everywhere? I don't think so. . ." She grumbles, lighting the paper on fire with the end of her ciggarette. "Annoying." She drops her smoke on the grass, grinding it down with her foot as she walked away.