GMRO 5219 Popular Post Share Posted October 5, 2022 THE CHEDDAR AGREEMENT KRUSAE ZWY KONGZEM AGREED BY THE KINGDOM OF HANSETI-RUSKA and the WEE FOLK OF HONEYHILL On this 5th of WZUVAR AG BYVCA of 446 ES VA BIRODEO E HERZENAV AG EDLERVIK, ARTICLE I: PREAMBLE In the time of our grandfather, Henrik II, an agreement was put forth between the halflings of Bramblebury and the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska. This agreement was for the Halflings to enter under the protection of the Kings of Hanseti-Ruska due to the strife in the world. It has been over seventy years since the agreement was struck, and in such time both have prospered from the friendship that was cultivated. In order to ensure that the agreement stays up to date with good governance, on account of the move from the original village of Knoxville both signatories thought it best to update Honeyhill. ARTICLE II: PROTECTORATE WHEREAS the village of Honeyhill does recognize the Sovereignty of the Crown of Hanseti-Ruska and as is the Crown of the Weefolk is recognized by her people. WHEREAS the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska grants and recognises local autonomy, freedom of governmental independence to the village of Honeyhill. WHEREAS the village of Honeyhill shall be placed under the protection and defense of the Kingdom of Hanseti Ruska. ARTICLE III: CHARTER WHEREAS the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska does grant the continued landed charter to the Wee Folk of Honeyhill. ARTICLE IV: CHEESE CAVE WHEREAS the village of Honeyhill does allow the King of Hanseti-Ruska to store cheese in their cold-storage caves. IV JOVEO MAN His Royal Majesty KARL III by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Lahy, Muldav, Solvesborg, Slesvik and Ulgaard, Duke of Carnatia and Vanaheim, Margrave of Korstadt, Rothswald and Vasiland, Count of Alban, Alimar, Baranya, Graiswald, Karikhov, Karovia, Kaunas, Kavat, Kovachgrad, Kvasz, Markev, Nenzing, Torun, and Toruv, Viscount of Varna, Baron of Esenstadt, Kraken’s Watch, Kralta, Krepost, Lorentz, Rytsburg, Thurant, Venzia and Astfield, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera. King Cyris, Thain of the Honeyhill and Greater Bramblebury, Liberator of the frogs, Tamer of rats, Uniter of the gnomes, Head of clan Collingwood and Protector of all halfling kind. [!] A small crayon drawing of a Pumpkin sat below the signature. 31 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 631 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Magnolia Fiddleberry, village cheesemaker, begins to worry that the Thain may have overestimated the amount of cheese storage space she has in the cave, and starts to carefully arrange things for maximum cheese efficiency. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9912 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Mimosa Applefoot reads this agreement, later commenting: “Weh should’ve asked ‘em fer more farmland if weh’re gonner le’ ‘em use our cheese cave! Oi don’ wan’ t’a fiddleberries ter ge’ exhaus’ed carin’ fer biggun cheeses fer NUFFIN!” 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 631 Share Posted October 5, 2022 (edited) (Second comment posted twice ignore this) Edited October 5, 2022 by salamanderfantasy Comment got posted twice 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdestPepsi 1025 Share Posted October 5, 2022 "A Cheese what?" Conrad questioned as he looked over the Cheddar Agreement from the courtyard of the knights keep. He moved over to look over the wall and down the hill towards the neighboring Halflings. A simple huh escaped him. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2041 Share Posted October 5, 2022 "Excellent." Hal Applefoot smiled, his diplomatic work done. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeMeT0TheFae 947 Share Posted October 6, 2022 "Nice." Dolly would say after tracking down someone to read the missive for her. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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