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Issue One 

11th of the Wzuvar & Byvca

Volume One 

The Kvaz Khronicle

 


 

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“Karosgrad after a snow storm” depicted by Branimar Kvazyev

 

 


 

 

Stories of the day:


 

-Grand Prince of Kusoraev Married!

 

-Saving our Soldiers! Ruthern wins big in Duma!

 

-Election results covered here!



 

Page 1

Grand Prince of Kusoraev Celebrates Lavish Wedding Day


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As the day of the Grand Prince of Kusoraev's much-anticipated wedding arrived, excitement built throughout the kingdom. The royal palace was abuzz with activity as preparations for the big day were underway.

 

We spoke with one of the palace servants, who wished to remain anonymous, about the preparations they had been witness to. "It was a flurry of activity," the servant told us. "The palace was cleaned from top to bottom. The kitchen had been working around the clock to prepare the feast, and the staff had been rehearsing their roles for the day. It was going to be a truly magnificent event."

 

The Grand Prince and his bride-to-be had not been seen much in public recently, as they had been busy with final preparations for the wedding. However, the servant shared that the couple seemed very happy and excited for their big day.

 

The wedding was a lavish affair, with guests from all over the kingdom and beyond in attendance. The ceremony took place in the beautiful Basilica, and was followed by grand celebrations.

 

We will continue to bring updates on the Grand Prince's newlywed life as time goes on, especially as he begins his tours of his vassals. For now, the kingdom celebrates this joyous occasion.

 

Poem of events by Kasimir Kvazyev:

 

In days of old, when knights were bold

And lords and ladies fair

A prince did seek a noble bride

To join him in his royal lair

 

With sword in hand, he rode the land

In search of true love's kiss

And when at last he found his match

His heart did swell with bliss

 

For she was fair, with golden hair

And eyes that sparkled bright

Her gentle touch and loving heart

Brought joy to his lonely nights

 

Together they did pledge their troth

In a ceremony grand

And as they knelt before the altar

Their love was declared and fanned

 

So let us raise a glass and toast

To this royal couple true

May their marriage last a lifetime

And their love forever renew.

 

 


 

Page 2

Lady Alderwoman Adelajda vas Ruthern's Act to Support Injured Soldiers Passes with Widespread Support

 

Editor's note: We understand this coverage comes from a previous duma session, but we believe the content held within the bill and its passage is of monumental importance to cover.

 

In a recent development in the Duma, Lady Alderwoman Adelajda vas Ruthern's proposed act to provide financial compensation to members of the Brotherhood of Saint Karl and Knights of the Kingdom who have suffered injuries while in the line of duty has passed with widespread support. The Medical Compensation Advisory Act of 453 ES proposes that those who have undergone amputations be eligible for compensation to help them acquire prosthetic replacements for their lost limbs or digits.

 

The act has been met with widespread support from both military personnel and civilians alike. Many have praised Lady Alderwoman Adelajda vas Ruthern for her dedication to supporting those who put their lives on the line to protect the kingdom. The proposal has also been hailed as a crucial step in recognizing the sacrifices made by our brave soldiers and ensuring that they receive the care and support they need.

 

The successful passage of this act is a testament to the nobility's commitment to supporting our military and ensuring that they have the resources they need to continue serving the kingdom with distinction. We would like to extend our heartfelt thanks to Lady Alderwoman Adelajda vas Ruthern and all those who supported this crucial legislation. 

 

 


 

Page 3

Kvazyev feeds the poor!

 

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As he strolled through the streets of the small village in which he lived, a poor young boy held tightly in his hand a piece of bread, which had been given to him by his mother for his midday meal. Despite his meager circumstances, the boy was content, for he knew that he was loved. Upon coming across a group of children engaged in playful merriment, the boy felt a pang of envy, but he quickly pushed it aside, choosing instead to join in their games. When the other children saw the bread in the boy's hand, they begged him to share it with them. After a moment's hesitation, the boy broke off a piece of the bread and offered it to the group, feeling a sense of joy at the thought of having brought a smile to their faces.

 

The Kvazyev family, known for their generosity and kindness, has once again demonstrated their commitment to helping those in need by providing nourishing bread to impoverished children in their community.

 

 


 

Page 4

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Election Coverage!

 

As the kingdom prepares for the upcoming XLIII Session of the Royal Duma, many are looking to the three elected officials who will be filling the seats. Royal Alderwoman Adelajda vas Ruthern and Grand Maer Roui de Melphestaus have been praised by anonymous sources for their competency and plans for the upcoming Session. "Adelajda vas Ruthern has always been a strong voice in the Duma," said one source. "Her dedication to the kingdom and her willingness to listen to the concerns of the people make her an excellent choice for the upcoming Session, especially with her Medical act." Another source praised Roui de Melphestaus, saying, "His experience and level-headedness will be crucial in guiding the Duma through these trying times. I have no doubt that he will be an asset to the kingdom."

 

Not all elected officials have received such praise, however. Royal Alderman Atilan Bishop has been criticized by anonymous sources for being a poor choice for the Duma. "His track record in the Duma has been lackluster, at best," said one source. "He lacks the vision and leadership skills that are necessary for the role. I fear that he will only hinder the progress of the Duma in the upcoming Session." Another source echoed these sentiments, saying, "Bishop's selection for the Duma is a disappointment. I have no confidence in his abilities to serve the kingdom effectively in this position."

 

The kingdom awaits the start of the XLIII Session with anticipation, eager to see how these elected officials will shape the future of the Duma and the kingdom as a whole.


 

 


 

Page 5

Neigh, Horses aren’t Controversial!

 

The Kvaz received the following letter to the editor. We find it necessary to rebuke it!

 

As a resident of the Kingdom of Haense, I have long been a proud supporter of our noble traditions and way of life. However, there is one small aspect of our kingdom that I feel could be improved upon: the use of horses for official transportation.

 

For centuries, it has been customary for horses to be used for the transportation of royalty and other high-ranking officials. This practice is steeped in tradition and is seen by many as a symbol of our kingdom's wealth and sophistication. However, I believe that it is time for us to move beyond this outdated mode of transportation and embrace a more modern approach.

 

First and foremost, the use of horses is impractical and inefficient. Horses are expensive to maintain and can be unpredictable, making them unreliable for official transportation.

 

Furthermore, the use of horses can create a sense of exclusivity and elitism that is at odds with our kingdom's values. At official functions, only a select few are able to enjoy the luxury of being transported by horse, while the majority must make do with other, less effective methods. 

 

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As the premier newspaper of the Kingdom of Haense, it is our duty to provide balanced and accurate reporting on the events and issues that affect our beloved kingdom. In light of the recent editorial calling for the abandonment of horses for official transportation, we feel it is necessary to provide a counterargument that highlights the many virtues of this time-honored tradition.

 

First and foremost, it must be noted that the use of horses is not merely a symbol of our kingdom's wealth and sophistication, but a crucial aspect of our cultural heritage. For centuries, our ancestors have relied on horses for transportation, and the skill and artistry involved in the breeding of horses is a testament to their ingenuity and bravery. To abandon this tradition would be to erase a significant part of our history and identity.

 

In addition, the use of horses is not impractical or inefficient, as the previous editorial suggests. On the contrary, horses are strong, reliable animals that can be trained to meet the specific needs of official transportation. In addition, the slow and stately pace of horses is perfectly suited to the dignified nature of official events, and allows those who are being transported the opportunity to enjoy the sights and sounds of our kingdom in a leisurely and enjoyable manner.

 

Furthermore, the use of horses does not create a sense of exclusivity or elitism, as the previous editorial claims. On the contrary, the sight of a beautiful and well-maintained horse is a source of pride and inspiration for our people. It reminds us of the greatness and splendor of our kingdom, and inspires us to strive for excellence in all that we do.

 

In conclusion, we believe that the use of horses for official transportation is a vital and cherished part of our kingdom's traditions. We are grateful to have a wise and visionary king who recognizes the importance of this tradition and is committed to preserving it for future generations.

 

 


 

Page 6

The Kvazyev Company

 

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The Kvazyev Company is a trading company specializing in weaponry, banking, trading, and meals for the hungry. Seek out Branimar (Doggedwasupxxx) or Kasimir Kvazyev (Lickspittle) for a job. (Dogged#8148, Lickspittle#5373)


 

 


 

 

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Princess Sofia de Pelear glanced over the missive, curious as to what news might be granted.

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A Knight crumples up the paper into a ball. Throwing it into the fire after. "Ruthern supports soldiers." He mockingly echos and crosses his arms. "Rutherns can niet even let a Knight do their job. Bastards." He complains on from his room within the Knights keep, all words echoing back for only him to hear.

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Evangeline de Roius-Malenos smiled as she began to draft a letter to the man, "Perhaps a new writing friend?"

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Returning to Karosgrad with a fresh shipment of Branhavn wares for her family’s shop, Adelajda vas Ruthern would pluck up a freshly printed missive to engage with during her stroll about the city. The woman would be seen donning a happy smile as she delved into the work. 

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His desk flooded in papers and drafts, a servant would hand him the missive. Atilan would take a quick look over the paper but then stop at the section mentioning him. All of sudden he broke out into laughter and shaking his head, he would look to the servant and say "Godan, zhese critics must certainly have never met zhis Bishop!" glancing again at the section he would then mutter to himself "To start having a track record in zwy Duma, vy need to have served in it or have ein position in it, previously. But as for vision, oh zhey will see plenty of zhat in ve years to come!" he said then returning to drafting his bill. 

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Kor'garr begins to look over the new publication with interest... Is this competition, or another ally in news-reporting?

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