The Hay Herald Vol 11: Frogs, Flowers, and Farming!

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[!] You find a halfling newspaper in your aviary mailbox!

T'a Hay Herald: Volume 11

~Even Taylor reads it!~

 

Contents:

~Nob Trial!~

~Flowers On Fire!~
~Farming As Usual~

~Frogs Are Back!~
 

~Nob Trial!~

Recently, a big ol' trial of the Sheriff, Nob Leekshrew, occurred within Bywater! Although he was acquitted on the charges of Time-Crimes, he was ordered to change his stew recipe in accordance with proper Health & Safety, and the stew itself t'was jailed for contempt of court when it failed to answer the prosecution's and defense team's questions (What is it hiding???).

 

~Flowers On Fire!~

~The flowers BURN!~

During the Talent Show ran by Doder, some gigantic flowers appeared from the rose patch & rose realm behind the bar! Sadly, the oversized roses were destroyed before we could talk to them, look at them more, or see if they really were a threat at all! Perhaps the Flower Spirits are angry at us now....

 

~Farming As Usual~

~The plough stuck on a gully in the field ((pretend there is a plough in the middle there))~

As the next planting season approaches, I organized a small team o' workers to plough up the ol' wheat field and prepare it for future planting. It went all fine and dandy (minus when the plough got stuck in the fields o' course), and thus we are fully prepared for planting when the First Seed comes up next Pumpkin Day!

 

~Frogs Are Back!~

~The Frog Spirit which blessed Breasal also blesses the frogs themselves!~

The frogs of Frogtopia, official vassal of the weefolk, have returned to Bywater. Breasal, official Froggekemp, undeniably blessed by the Frog Spirit, was the proud ol' halfling who brought them back! Good job, Breasal!

 

This has been the eleventh edition of the Hay Herald. Mimosa Applefoot, Mayor of Bywater, signing off!

~Mimosa Applefoot.