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NINETEENTH GOLDEN BULL OF JORENUS


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A certain Nephilim cackled at such, before going to offer his words. "One Nephilim who hunts other Nephilim does something and our entire race receives the blame. . . TYPICAL. said the lizard. 

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The Ash-Knight, after spending a few moments looking upon the paper, eventually snorts with anger, the missive crumpling in his armoured fingers.

I must.. send some letters.

 

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Countess of Aquilae, Johanne Vuiller read over the golden bull, nodding to each section. She was certainly relieved the church called for all Canonist Princes aid in the war against Undead Cloudbreaker, and as she took note of the Azdrazi Inquisition, she made a mental note to ensure extra weapons were had.

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Jan Arpad Ivanovich reads the papal bull and says a quiet prayer himself to his patron saint and ancestor, St. Arpad before saying to his comrades beside him, “for it is GODAN’s will.” 

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[!] Attached to the copies of the illustrious Golden Bull would soon be penned an open letter, scribed by the Holy Lectorate in decades past. 

 

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/216623-reject-the-dragon-menace/

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Hovering an array of documents and maps pertaining to the activities of the undesirables, Charles Alstion spoke on to his fellow compatriots, "As they say, a few rotten apples will spoil the whole bunch and my patience with these slaves of Azdromoth has expired. The Pontifex Maximus demands us to purify the land, and so we shall - their refusal to submit to the Almighty God and grant their patron redemption has decided this fate. If they cannot rein in their own subjects, we shall do it for them. The Azdrazy Inquisition commences henceforth, our Kingdom of Aaun shall rid itself of lizardry, root and stem all. Send word to the Grand Inquisitor of our dedication." 

 

"Obsequium religiosum." The Prince of the Alstions concludes in the speech of angels.

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4 minutes ago, Valannor said:

[!] Attached to the copies of the illustrious Golden Bull would soon be penned an open letter, scribed by the Holy Lectorate in decades past. 

 

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/216623-reject-the-dragon-menace/

A particular 'Thill with bright blue eyes and pure white hair brings a subtle hand over the side of his mouth, whispering to Alatariel "What did you bribe them with?" A snicker escaping thereafter, thinking himself hilarious.

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1 minute ago, rukio said:

A particular 'Thill with bright blue eyes and pure white hair brings a subtle hand over the side of his mouth, whispering to Alatariel "What did you bribe them with?" A snicker escaping thereafter, thinking himself hilarious.

"Who are you and how did you get into my house?!" 

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1 minute ago, Valannor said:

"Who are you and how did you get into my house?!" 

A scene comparable to Scooby-doo would ensue as the 'Thill tried to flee, only for the carpet rug underneath his feet to bawl up instead, himself stationary. He was horrified. He was embarrassed. He took the chance to hit her over the head with a cane and leap through the window. Elf on elf crime was at an all-time high, but the world of humans would soon be safe from the azdrazi plight, should this inquisition go better than its predecessor. 

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11 minutes ago, rukio said:

A scene comparable to Scooby-doo would ensue as the 'Thill tried to flee, only for the carpet rug underneath his feet to bawl up instead, himself stationary. He was horrified. He was embarrassed. He took the chance to hit her over the head with a cane and leap through the window. Elf on elf crime was at an all-time high, but the world of humans would soon be safe from the azdrazi plight, should this inquisition go better than its predecessor. 

A figure meandered towards the keep, ceramic teapot in hands as she looked up at the golden tiled towers - only to see a tiny speck fall from a window. She squints, muttering "Are they throwing flightless birds out the window now?" Before proceeding to knock on their gates.

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"Who could have predicted that the Dragonmen would whispah' sweet nothings into the ears of weak minded men? Who had envisioned that they would act with selfish, heretical goals in mind? Who foresaw that they would continue to ignore the corruption of their master, and make weak justifications for their loyalties?" inquired a glowing Easterner. "I also want reparations for threatening to remove the fire altah' in Minitz, but no one can hear me..." he wept.

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"Kal'Dorkarmorkar'Zorkar, the Dragonkin leal servant of Azdromoth sits in his temple of Aka'zorjar'morkar'dorkar, breathing smoke and soot out of his nose as he screeches and breathes out fire. He then travels outside and starts going on a rampage, killing and slaying random people on the street, banditting on the roads and extracting tribute on people who are travelling.

 

He then infiltrates the King's court and sends a private message to the King's letterbox asking for a councillor position. He gets rejected. Kal'Dorkarmorkar'Zorkar starts breathing fire in rage.

 

He then goes to the church and asks the Pontiff for a Bishop position. He gets rejected because of this golden bull. He bends over a shrine of his beloved titan, with his fellow dragonkin Mal'zorkarmorkardorkar. They sacrifice random peasants before the altar, and wonder why the Church would ever do something like this, and never let literal lizard people become involved in the affairs of humanity."

 

Writes Brandt onto a paper, drawing a funny image onto the surface before going over to burn it in a fireplace afterwards, after having entertained himself...

 

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"Embrace the evil, brother."

 

"Touch the flame once more.."

 

"Kill them.."

 

The voice of the long deceased Inquisitor Eternal whispers into the ears of the An-Gho.

 

Or is it a hallucination.


@Jentos

 

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