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DECLARATION TO THE VALE


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14th of the Grand Harvest, Year 111.

 

NOTICE OF JUST COMEUPITS

 

It is hereby enshrined by the “signatories” in sardonic flair that the Vale of Nevaeh’len saw fit to challenge the Fisher’s Union in combat after unduly partaking in the crimes of tax evasion, illegal fishing in Urguani borders, and the undue restrictions against incoming persons, goods, and Fisherman operatives. 

 

As a consequence, we slew your constables when they tried to overwhelm us, and we do not regret acting in self-defense upon being probed by the unlawful terrorist organization that inhabits your desolate woodland fortress. While your political extremism may seem to be normal to you, we in the Union are secular, and believe in the right for an individual’s own self-determination with regards to the faith or guiding philosophies they choose for their life.

As such, two prominent officials were arrested when trying to enact unruly violence against us, among them the Warlord Eonan and his wife the unruly Bloody Ginger With Many Wives, of whom I hold and afford deep respect. Nonetheless, she did not pay her taxes, and attempted to hinder Fisher’s Union operations. 

 

You have three choices:

a.) Pay 500 minas per individual (2) for their release. A total lump sum of 1,000 minas paid to the Ferrymen at Stone Tower in good faith.

b.) To meet us in combat at Stone Tower, we will engage you in the field. If you win, you get them back. If you lose, we kill all of you and let them go, with a couple of injuries. You may bring allies to assist you. 
c.) You do nothing and we just do whatever we want with them within reason. Injure, maim, maybe even kill them.

 

We wish you luck in dictating the best way going forward. Even if you are a terrorist organization, we desire only for the good working peoples of Almaris to flourish, so please make the choice to do right by your people and pay us our tithe that we are owed. If you refuse, you will find your woods plagued by us like locusts, and like termites we shall wreak destruction on your hollow, subpar living conditions.

With love,

 

The Ferrymen & Scallywags,

 

Pavel the Scallywag "The Gallant and Excitable"

Vyllaenen "The Chief"

Kho'Gorkil "The Armwrestler"

Santiago "The Seductive"
Abderzak "The Ambling"

Pok'Gorkil "The Greater"

Ronaldo "The Rambunctious" 

Leyenda "The Lab Rat"

Arendriel "The Heavyweight Champ of the Vale" 

 

[!] Additionally, a map is attached.

 

1601 71 540 - By Eastshore, towards Urgwan. 

 


 

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Santiago blushed upon seeing the title given to him in the signature, digging his toe in the ground and placing his hands behind his back, rotating his foot every so often.

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Abderzak II, "The Ambling" would clean the blood off his blade at an ambling pace.

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A dark elf squints at the name 'Kho'Gorkil' then back at her three missives declaring him a servant of Iblees. "Hmm."

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1 minute ago, ClassyBells said:

A dark elf squints at the name 'Kho'Gorkil' then back at her three missives declaring him a servant of Iblees. "Hmm."

The Armwrestler passively reminds this dark elf that those missives are about Kul'Raguk, not The Armwrestler.

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2 minutes ago, creamynoteblock said:

The Armwrestler passively reminds this dark elf that those missives are about Kul'Raguk, not The Armwrestler.


Dal'lisse is very racist.

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A golden eyed elf would come across the notice, pausing whatever he was doing. He would find his bandana and blade and make haste towards the tower to meet with his companions.

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Kosher Daesmon would mod. “Sensible folks!”

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"Stay based Ferryboys." A distant elf mused from afar.

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