xMuted 2447 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Year 112 of the Second Age ᚷᚤᛗ ᛒᚱᛟ'ᛋ ᛞᛟᚾᛏ ᛚᛟᛋᛖ THE DAWN OF DUNGRIMM’S GYM. ᚷᛖᛏ ᛋᚹᛟᛚᛖ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛒᚢᚠᚠ In the past decades I, Sigrun Ireheart have witnessed a drastic change in Urguan, the muscled men of the past have dwindled in number in favour of Voidal Mages and politicians who care not for their body.These people are all extremely competent in their respective fields and this is not a missive of disrespect, yet it is a missive that I have the solution for these people to improve themselves.I, Sigrun Ireheart announce the Dawn of Dungrimm’s Gym. [!]An artistic depiction of the inside of Dungrimm’s gym.Inside the gym rests alot of equipment to help better one’s body, from strength training with the benchpress, barbells and deadlift to strengthening your core with the pull-up bar. Dungrimm’s gym truly offers everything needed to better yourself physically and mentally. I have even installed a water cooler for the weak, and an ale dispenser for the dwarves.The best part of Dungrimm’s gym is that it is entirely free for everyone visiting Urguan to use.LIFT ON! Signed,Grand Master of War, Clan Father of the Irehearts, Champion of the Wilds, Grand Champion of Urguan, Master of Dungrimm’s Gym, Urguan’s chess Grand Master. 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompilidae 237 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Spoiler Ya inter'upted mah sets fer this?? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valannor 6342 Share Posted January 18, 2023 The Order of the Golden Lion prepares to send vast quantities of fitness food and alchemical protein supplements to the Gym of Dungrimm to aid the dwarves in become the swole, chiseled gods they know they can be. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_RoyalCrafter_ 3048 Share Posted January 18, 2023 "Narvok oz Dungrimm!" Garedyn cheered. "Yipee!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoopy_Duck 1173 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Kaito would read the missive sent to him by his friend, "Alright, this might be one the coolest training areas I have ever seen. I'll make sure to check it out." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles The Bald 1775 Share Posted January 18, 2023 (edited) "Ah dunnae' know iffeh' ah' race t'ats naturalleh' strong by et'self and trains evereh day in teh moine needs ah gym ya fooken' clown, teh fokken ees' closed eveah' since Norli left" says the Dwarf before ripping the papper to shreds and punching a hole inside of his wooden wall. Edited January 18, 2023 by Charles The Bald Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2041 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Thalgrim Goldhand, owning a ten percent stake in the gym schemes to institute paid membership. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyl 1562 Share Posted January 18, 2023 "Can humans get a membership too?" Ser Vlad ponders as he walked by the gym. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteppeNomad 1530 Share Posted January 19, 2023 "Haha! Finally! Sulian! I will have to meet this Gymmaster! For now another Gym can stand besides The Iron Temple as premier places where LADS get HENCHED!" The beautiful high elf bodybuilder packs an extra jar of oil for when he visits the dwarves 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Grey_W0lf_ 557 Share Posted January 19, 2023 Ursus Grandaxe chuckles in Voidal Scion as he tossed the anvil he was lifting over with a hefty grunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkPapaBear 1974 Share Posted January 19, 2023 An old orc smiles the tusked smile with joy, seeing that his dwed friends finally decided to have their own gym. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidDong 18 Share Posted January 19, 2023 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StingyParrot 111 Share Posted February 17, 2023 [!] A masked figure inspects the missive, a low hum of amusement heard. "Hehehe. . . . I'll have a looksee, then. . . ." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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