A CUCKOLD'S IRE

[creamynoteblock 2411]

CLYFF THE RENATIAN DRAGON KNIGHT CROSSED HIS ARMS WITH STUPENDOUS FORCE, GIVING OUT A TRIUMPHANT 'HMPH' IN LIGHT OF THE NEWS. "THE CUCKOLD CAN'T EVEN SATISFY HIS WIFE! HOW DO HIS FOLLOWERS EXPECT HIM TO SATISFY HIS PEOPLE?" THE VALIANT DRAGON KNIGHT WOULD JEST, BEFORE RETURNING TO HIS READINGS ON BEING VALIANT AND DRAGON-KNIGHTLY.

[GMRO 5245]

Dmitry read over the papers with interest. “No matter the thoughts upon messing about in the bedroom. The claim of Petra lays with her, not some Balian prince. She rules there. Not some Balian prince. Now we shall see him look to republican values when they were so washed away otherwise. He swore an oath, he must keep it and run back to Balian.” 

[seannie 6832]

Within the halls of Castle Ardor, an elderly man, Charles Alstion, monologued endlessly to a likewise aged woman, no doubt his wife Eleanor of Provins, over luncheon, "Finally, she has found her father's spirit - although a travesty that holy matrimony was broken between the two, one could say it almost be an excusable offense in lieu of this young lass'... growing a spine, as they say - granted she undergo penance to our Mother Church, of course... for she had preached servitude to the Church and its Scriptures, yet broke the holy vow between Man and Woman in the process. Though she did always look dreadful with her husband, as if tied to his leash, quite strange that. I do suppose she is now experienced to the ways of corrupted men, pray she does not once more succumb to their wiles. Though I don't quite get the infatuation with glorifying cuckoldry! Goodness. I suppose the cosmopolitan Petrans are of a much looser kind in such regards. However, quite the accomplishment by Prince Marius, bedding a wedded Archduchess - hah, that'll go down in history; ah, sorry dear, didn't mean it like that ... though... I personally would very much like to see this 'Constanz' be departed with his head, being the cause of evil committed against our realm in spite of the good Paul Temesch, God bless his soul, who otherwise had accomplished united peace with myself. And what a mind he had! Full of idealism that Temesch, though squashed so thoroughly by this foreigner, sundering Petra intwain, God knows why young Renilde allowed it so for this long. You see, not even his own family..." with that, the King rambled on as the elderly might usually do, oblivious to his own drawling as the minutes passed.

[Olox_ 3341]

Jan woke up in the middle of the night when Kazimierz Pulaski ran into his chamber shouting "My Lord, your sister Bianka. She was brutally murdered by the Petrans!" He then sat upright and sighed in apparent sadness "Moja siostra..." After that the young Lechian got up and said to Kazimierz "Send a message to all of my relatives, they shall understand. In each letter write: THROUGH ALL, WE PREVAIL"

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[rep2k 2477]

Louis August's jaw drops, both in confusion and concern, the young lord mainly concerned for his relatives within the Commonwealth, "You chose to settle in Petra, that was not my concern and I was happy for you all.. but I predicted a period of great unstability. May Dieu be with you all, pick your sides dilligently.."

[Laeonathan 3928]

"Well... doesn't this mean we are at war with the pretender-Archduke?" a young elf-lord wondered within the walls of Celia'nor, as he awoke from his sleep "Best of luck; at least I will go make fun of the cuckold!" Lord Raziel Amethil then concluded.

[argonian 12836]

"Ultimatum sent to the Church immediately followed by a civil war. Now just wait 'til you hear what the Prince of Sedan's wife's been up to."

 

 

[bickando 3389]

"deserved" says paul salvian of the petra from the seven skies

[ColonelKuehl1 483]

"Cuckold? Woah mi gruk a new word zuch an exciting tiome, happy klompin!" Spoke a universally loved Poncho Goblin. 

[valecu 2017]

4 hours ago, seannie said:

Within the halls of Castle Ardor, an elderly man, Charles Alstion, monologued endlessly to a likewise aged woman, no doubt his wife Eleanor of Provins, over luncheon, "Finally, she has found her father's spirit - although a travesty that holy matrimony was broken between the two, one could say it almost be an excusable offense in lieu of this young lass'... growing a spine, as they say - granted she undergo penance to our Mother Church, of course... for she had preached servitude to the Church and its Scriptures, yet broke the holy vow between Man and Woman in the process. Though she did always look dreadful with her husband, as if tied to his leash, quite strange that. I do suppose she is now experienced to the ways of corrupted men now, pray she does not once more succumb to their wiles. Though I don't quite get the infatuation with glorifying cuckoldry! Goodness. I suppose the cosmopolitan Petrans are of a much looser kind in such regards. However, quite the accomplishment by Prince Marius, bedding a wedded Archduchess - hah, that'll go down in history; ah, sorry dear, didn't mean it like that ... though... I personally would very much like to see this 'Constanz' be departed with his head, being the cause of evil committed against our realm in spite of the good Paul Temesch, God bless his soul, who otherwise had accomplished united peace with myself. And what a mind he had! Full of idealism that Temesch, though squashed so thoroughly by this foreigner, sundering Petra intwain, God knows why young Renilde allowed it so for this long. You see, not even his own family..." with that, the King rambled on as the elderly might usually do, oblivious to his own drawling as the minutes passed.

Eleanor grasped her cup of Pruvian Port, progressing it closer to her lips, before uttering. “GOD has blessed my confidant, Renilde of Petra. We began many discussions on reconciliation of our realms, but they were all halted by her tyrannical husband. I shall pray that she emerges victorious in this coup. Oh, how blessed am I to have you, Charles.” The other elderly extended her hands towards that of her partner, her wrinkled skin holding that of his.

[farmerclown 3911]

Chalotte Roberta signed the cross of Lorraine as she heard of the news. "He should not have gone about it this way, family matters should be kept with the family." She muttered towards her husband as she was escorted away from her sanctuary she had found in Haense upon being chased out of her home by men on horses with swords on a nightly stroll. "I was chased out of  the Petra, Frederick, how could Constanz let them do this, do this to me?" Once she was safe back inside Johannesport, she began to write...
 

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[Fishy 1578]

 

Morgan of Angren has become an aspiring woodcut comic, giggling incessantly about "The Cuckolds' War."

[Harald 2465]

"It seems Renilde has learned how to write during her many stays with these strange men.. I wonder if they teached her how to hold true to any of the vlaues she speaks as well.. This far she has shown no values worth more then a common worshipper of Iblees himself.. " the man looked around for a bit at the rest of the true Petran's who stand agaist her "I wonder... do you believe she received gifts from these fellows?" 

[ratlordmagic 758]

7 hours ago, Olox_ said:

Jan woke up in the middle of the night when Kazimierz Pulaski ran into his chamber shouting "My Lord, your sister Bianka. She was brutally murdered by the Petrans!" He then sat upright and sighed in apparent sadness "Moja siostra..." After that the young Lechian got up and said to Kazimierz "Send a message to all of my relatives, they shall understand - THROUGH ALL, WE PREVAIL..."

@ratlordmagic

“This was a grave blunder by the Archduke.” Kazimierz nodded. “The House of Jazloviecki stands strong and will have its revenge.”

[Kaladin Stormblessed 614]

Baldrum Colborn is fascinated by Marius' game "His Highness got the best game, top notch rizz that shall be known all over the continent"