_RoyalCrafter_ 3187 Popular Post Share Posted January 26, 2023 I, Garedyn The Green, High Prophet of The Brathmordakin, High Chief of Hefrumm, Grand Steward of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, at this moment testify that: Exactly one stone month ago, The Arch-Duchess of Petra Renilde something-or-other, flirted with Sigrun Ireheart, at a meeting between our two kingdoms, with many other members of the Grand Council being witnesses there. As I am unfamiliar with the ways of “humans” I simply thought this was a strange noble custom, one I’m sure the honourable Sigrun Ireheart was merely playing along with out of politeness. But now I realise what it really was, salacious flirtation! Overall, this is pretty funny. Never change humans! Sincerely, Garedyn The Green. *A silly face is drawn here* 62 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xMuted 2459 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Sigrun Ireheart grins widely. 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beholder 200 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Briga will continue to call this conflict The Cuckold War. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Snipes 3542 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Bakir Ireheart depicts an artistic image of recent historical events.. Spoiler 25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 5243 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Cardinal Viktor's lower jaw drops to the table as he reads the missive in the middle of another meeting, eyes widening. He then momentarily bursts into laughter, having nearly completely lost it at this point "What in the name of GOD, bahahaha" 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 11525 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Father Tonito's face wrenched up in disgust at the mere accusation of his first cousin (once removed) being an even bigger floosey than originally anticipated and makes plans to bring his (repeating) crossbow to Urguan to set the story straight. 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidoro 464 Share Posted January 26, 2023 "Oh mein godan" commented Ruslan 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2050 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Thalgrim Goldhand chuckles. "Sigrun attractin' attentions from noble ladies, what an amusin' concept." The dwarf mused to himself. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legoboy7984 2441 Share Posted January 26, 2023 The Grand King does, infact, remember this 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark 2830 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Barrett reads the missive, "We must go back." 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Grey_W0lf_ 598 Share Posted January 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, Battle Unit said: Father Tonito's face wrenched up in disgust at the mere accusation of his first cousin (once removed) being an even bigger floosey than originally anticipated and makes plans to bring his (repeating) crossbow to Urguan to set the story straight. One of Ursus Grandaxe's personalities chuckles a chuckle of the mad as he thinks of all the things that could happen 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
annabanana1014 1631 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Evangeline Daphne shook her head as she laughed, "It is not just us who see the wrong!" 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demented_Delila 1118 Share Posted January 26, 2023 "I guess if you're goofy enough, the humans'll let you hit anything," comments an elf as she goes back to the place where things actually make sense. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddywilson2 2116 Share Posted January 26, 2023 "NOT AGAIN!" sobs the Archduke as another allegation comes to light. 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asutto 1947 Share Posted January 26, 2023 "Novellens and their Ireheart Mistresses. . . Oh the humanity!" Exclaimed the infamous road warrior, Ser Trent Triceps as he drafts his own love letter for the Archduchess. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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