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[NEWS] 【✧ KAKTUZ WEEKLI ISSUE III ✧】


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 Bundles of newspapers would be spread throughout Almaris for all to see. While written upon dense sheets of high quality parchment, the pages of blocky script would also be covered in scribbled cute doodles! Including a wonderful BRAND! The scent of jungle berries wafts from vividly colored inks... but for some reason the printing looks rushed, formatting slightly off.

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Aloha Brush

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                   Vol. Dub (III)                                                           Azh’Kint”Azhty’Gahk (CXIII) (113) of the Second Age                                                          

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FOREWORD

Many of you wonderful readers have been wondering why this wasn't released yet, or will have questions about the lack of some usual topics we include. Simply put, Kor'garr is still recovering from severe injusries at the vicious maw and toxins of an exotic broodmother lurker of some horrific origin. More details will be released soon, so We here at the Kaktuz Weekli apologize for the substandard issue. On the other hand, this is getting written anyways because something is better than nothing... And also due to many here giving Kor'garr some very much needed advice the Kaktuz Weekli is looking for writers, reporters and other employees to help make the article part of this organization less of a one orc show. Amendments to this issue may come in the future, maybe not.

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Aloha Brush


 


As all across Almaris might know, the undead scourge once known as Cloudbreaker has been defeated by a grand coalition of forces from across Almaris! Irrespective of origins, brave warriors, magic users, medics, and ballista crews worked together to defend the city of Balian from a long siege as a group of expert adventurers fought to destroy the accursed vessel animating the dead dragon… And all forces were successful. While lives were lost in the glorious battle against the Buurz, the sacrifices of the honorable souls are not in vain. A special edition of the Kaktuz Weekli will be released in the near future containing greater details, a recounting of the many events that occurred, and interviews with multiple sources that took part in the battle.

If you have reached out about interviews, do not worry, Kor'garr will meet with lat soon.


 

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Aloha Brush

 

THE RISE OF A NEW IRON HORDE!

 

In an unprecedented reveal, a Kukaal (Clan Leader) of Clan Akaal has announced a challenge for the position of Rex against the currently reigning Rex Willy of San’Velku. A public missive posted upon the walls of San’Velku, explains Ar-Borok Akaal’s motivation to shift Krugmar towards a more aggressive stance “against the deceiver, against her necromancers, mystiks, vampyrs and other darkspawns'' as the lands of Almaris prepare for War once more. This is after various claims of Rex Willy, despite being a good diplomat, remaining inactive concerning other hostile nations and the progress of the Iron Horde in general. Meanwhile Ar-Borok is an individual notorious for controversy, including an incident creating tensions between Krugmar and Aaun during the Siege of Shattered Skies. Kaktuz Weekli staff, present in person when the challenge was stated, quote from Ar-Borok “As the Wagh on darkness goes on, it is time for us to return to an age of war. Willy is not a warrior, he is a diplomat, a [Redacted] good one. I had talks with the Wargoths of Clan Ugluk and of Clan Lur, with the Dominus and Rex. Here and now, I claim the title of Rex of the Iron Horde.” We all eagerly awaited Rex Willy’s response and it turns out the former Rex does approve of the mantle passing down. Unfortunately an official Honor Klomp, a practice not seen in generations, will not be assembled for the Spirits to show their favor upon either potential leader… but other leadership announcements have created much change in the Iron Horde. Droku of Clan Lur has taken the title of Huntsgoth to announce a Hundred Year Votar, Kybal of the Akaals is stepping up as leader of their clan, and Skullcrusher of Clan Raguk will now command the Iron Horde’s military as Targoth of the Krug-Hai. 
 

 

 

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Aloha Brush

 

Foreign Affairs: WARNING! A TRAITOR AT LARGE!

 

Despite our recent victory against the Buurz, Kor’garr believes this information is quite important. Recently the leadership of the Iron Horde and spiritual nations at large have released announcements declaring the one formerly known as Kul’Raguk to be a Whitewash and affiliated with the Darkspawn! Specifically, This horrid traitor has aligned itself with beings of necromantic and demonic natures, dishonored the spirits, interrupted the sacred process of a venture into the Spiritual Realms, and openly become a worshiper of cursed Ibless. In turn, Clan Raguk has stripped the Whitewash of all titles and affiliations. In effect, this means Kul “The Red Worm” should be apprehended or killed on sight by the armed forces of any spiritualist or Darkspawn opposing nation. 

The traitor is a crimson red skinned being around six feet tall, commonly wearing robes and a mask to disguise the lack of proper orcish tusks. Caution is recommended as there have been sightings of Kul using dark magics of unknown nature to evade capture. In addition, an Azh’Kint (100) Minas bounty has been placed upon the head of this horrid criminal, to be presented to the gates of Krugmar either dead or alive. Please contact the Kaktuz Weekly or San’Velku personnel immediately upon capture or murder of this blight upon our lands, so the reward may be handed out accordingly. Individuals to be sought out include the Motsham Al-Uk Yar of the Grand Moot, Ker Shaman Jusiam Guzmia of Nor’asath, Kaktuz Weekli owner Kor’garr the Clanless, Challenging Rex Ar-Borok’Akaal, or Dominus Madoc’Lur of the Iron Horde.

 

 

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Aloha Brush


 

Here is where Kor’garr or other members of the Kaktuz Weekli will respond to messages submitted by our readers! Feel free to Blah with Kor’garr or send a bird to San’Velku’s aviary with your questions or stories, and we will put them into the Paper! 

 

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Contender Free Version Regular


 

More will be added in later issues! Again, Rulg to the Writer’s Guild of Almaris for their support in this publication. Issues will (now) always be released during the later half of the Grand Harvest. Also please note we are still hiring members for a variety of occupations.

 

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Kor’garr - Writer, Zkriptgoth.

 

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Skumu - Artist, Formatter

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Kul’Raguk “The Worm” grabs the newspapers “Holy zhit! My new favourite papers!” He folds the papers and puts them in his old backpack

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2 minutes ago, Ropceek said:

Kul’Raguk “The Worm” grabs the newspapers “Holy zhit! My new favourite papers!” He folds the papers and puts them in his old backpack

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Yeah, I thought Kul would enjoy that. Glad to be shedding light on your great RP Ropk!

 

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Dal'Lisse reads through the latest edition of her favorite newspaper, already anticipating this rumored special edition.

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Also, OOC Feedback questions:

What's your favorite part of the K.Weekli?
If you could change any one thing about it what would you?
Do you know anyone who would be interested in participating in making the K.Weekli, IRPly or OOCly? If so who?

 

 

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An elf squints at the paper over her morning tea, before showing it to the woman sitting next to her.

 

"Clearly, the powers-that-be in the Rexdom suppressed the story," she says, sending an aggrieved glance out the window. "They didn't want to publicize such an embarrassing misstep."

 

"I thought Kor'garr a man of greater journalistic integrity..."

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18 minutes ago, Toodles78 said:

An elf squints at the paper over her morning tea, before showing it to the woman sitting next to her.

 

"Clearly, the powers-that-be in the Rexdom suppressed the story," she says, sending an aggrieved glance out the window. "They didn't want to publicize such an embarrassing misstep."

 

"I thought Kor'garr a man of greater journalistic integrity..."

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OOCly if this is about the Vampire trial article its coming out this thursday. XD
Speaking of, thanks for the reminder!

 

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SKULLCRUSHA’RAGUK sat back, his ankle still feeling slight pain from his injury. The TARGOFF let out a sigh in great relief as he watched the campfire before him roar, consuming its fuel. He spotted the newspaper, folded by a goblin neatly… his tusked maw smiled with joy, perhaps even the slightest of giggles escaped it? The uruk opened it up, and his eyes began to scan the newspaper, drinking his grog and enjoying the ORKISH LIFE. "HARHARHAR!"

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1 hour ago, Toodles78 said:

An elf squints at the paper over her morning tea, before showing it to the woman sitting next to her.

 

"Clearly, the powers-that-be in the Rexdom suppressed the story," she says, sending an aggrieved glance out the window. "They didn't want to publicize such an embarrassing misstep."

 

"I thought Kor'garr a man of greater journalistic integrity..."

The very woman mentioned is munching on some buttered toast and honey for breakfast. Reading the paper causes her to chuckle and smile along with the elf's words.

 

"Not even front-page material... Nor fit for print at all!" She responds with a huff from her nose, still smiling, "Buggery... And here I thought that I was finally going to get some well-deserved street cred..." There's a sigh as she hands it back, before going back to eating.

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