_RoyalCrafter_ 3201 Share Posted February 1, 2023 On the 10th of Snowmaiden, SE 114, the body of Paragon Bjor, which rests petrified in Hefrumm has been discovered vandalised. Bjor was covered in tanglefoot with the words: “LEAVE DURIN BE” So I am penning this letter to address the Mindless Sycophant of the Rhun who has done this. You are a fool. A worthless worm whose mind has undoubtedly been taken by Khorvad, chewed up and spit out. If you truly believe in the Brathmordakin, reveal yourself immediately and be spared. Or live a life in secret and shame, and then at your miserable demise have your your soul to be cast without a second thought into Vuur’Duur for desecrating a Paragon. You will have nowhere to hide in your death. Your Rhun Prophet would no doubt not tolerate such idiocy either. Come out. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDutchFellow 1054 Share Posted February 1, 2023 (edited) "DEI DEFOILED MOI GYM" Dravil 'The Bold' Ireheart roared out in anger. Edited February 1, 2023 by ThatDutchFellow 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Grey_W0lf_ 600 Share Posted February 1, 2023 Ursus Grandaxe simply lit a candle, a peaceful warning of whats to come 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySeo 5184 Share Posted February 1, 2023 In the Hall of Gotrek- An aging, sick Dwarf stirs with a fury that had long ago simmered only to embers... "Ah'll have them impaled on spikes- There is one Azgaryumos who still draws breath." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093 Share Posted February 1, 2023 "What in the...." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legoboy7984 2441 Share Posted February 1, 2023 "Darkspawn." The Grand King would state hearing the vandalized Paragon's statue Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles The Bald 1787 Share Posted February 1, 2023 "I could have done that yesterday during my drunkness" says the son of Rorry Hammerfist while sipping some tea to recover from the long night he had. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletRose 22 Share Posted February 1, 2023 "Ah can nae believe et! Foolish dwed without an ounce o' respect!! They deserve teh be bloodied an' cold before turnin' teh stone 'emselves! An Oi'd do a good job o' breakin' tehm teh pieces an all!" Fraye roars with rage, her ranting continuing as the bees in her abode sit by and seemingly listen. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harbinger 336 Share Posted February 1, 2023 "DEFILIN' THE DEAD?" A voice roars from the forests, as a cry calls out. "AH'LL SKIN THE FECKIN' WAZZOCK!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2050 Share Posted February 1, 2023 "Whatever Garedyn 'as done, yer donnae desecrate statues o' Paragons ordained by dae Rhun Prophet tae send a message." Thalgrim Goldhand shook his head, on the look-out for the vile vandal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdowdy 236 Share Posted February 1, 2023 "Ya know... I just taught the Tanglefoot recipe to a few students of mine. How odd this happens now. Oh, coincidences and all that mess." Meylis throws the missive in the waste bin and continues his work on a small piece of automaton which continues spouting obscenities. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mateolog 1551 Share Posted February 1, 2023 17 minutes ago, UnusualBrit said: "Whatever Garedyn 'as done, yer donnae desecrate statues o' Paragons ordained by dae Rhun Prophet tae send a message." Thalgrim Goldhand shook his head, on the look-out for the vile vandal. "Paragon Bjor wes accended by High Preceptor Fili Grandaxe through recomendation of Preceptor Baldin Frostbeard due to 'is great deeds fer dwedkind. Bat aye ets es 'orrendus. Defiling tha dead es 'ereseh as es, doing et to tha bodeh ef a Paragon es even worse...'ope those responsible pay fer their 'eressy." Responds Chief Asketil Blackroot from behind the Goldhand 28 minutes ago, ScarletRose said: "Ah can nae believe et! Foolish dwed without an ounce o' respect!! They deserve teh be bloodied an' cold before turnin' teh stone 'emselves! An Oi'd do a good job o' breakin' tehm teh pieces an all!" Fraye roars with rage, her ranting continuing as the bees in her abode sit by and seemingly listen. Baldin Frostbeard conforts his wife "Those responsible will beg fer merceh when a' live them crawling without arms er legs like tha vermin they ar" the old Bearserker would grab his war axe preparing himself to chop some limbs 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puglord 190 Share Posted February 1, 2023 “…. Ah alreadeh miss norleh, Vandalism… fokkin ‘ell” Grumbled out a dark dwarf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2050 Share Posted February 1, 2023 19 minutes ago, mateolog said: "Paragon Bjor wes accended by High Preceptor Fili Grandaxe through recomendation of Preceptor Baldin Frostbeard due to 'is great deeds fer dwedkind. Bat aye ets es 'orrendus. Defiling tha dead es 'ereseh as es, doing et to tha bodeh ef a Paragon es even worse...'ope those responsible pay fer their 'eressy." Responds Chief Asketil Blackroot from behind the Goldhand Baldin Frostbeard conforts his wife "Those responsible will beg fer merceh when a' live them crawling without arms er legs like tha vermin they ar" the old Bearserker would grab his war axe preparing himself to chop some limbs "STOP FOLLOWIN' MEH!" Thalgrim yells back. Before he wonders if Baldin and Asketil are communicating through telepathy! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 5245 Share Posted February 1, 2023 35 minutes ago, mateolog said: "Paragon Bjor wes accended by High Preceptor Fili Grandaxe through recomendation of Preceptor Baldin Frostbeard due to 'is great deeds fer dwedkind. Bat aye ets es 'orrendus. Defiling tha dead es 'ereseh as es, doing et to tha bodeh ef a Paragon es even worse...'ope those responsible pay fer their 'eressy." Responds Chief Asketil Blackroot from behind the Goldhand Baldin Frostbeard conforts his wife "Those responsible will beg fer merceh when a' live them crawling without arms er legs like tha vermin they ar" the old Bearserker would grab his war axe preparing himself to chop some limbs Spoiler U rlly need to break ur baaad telepathy RP habit 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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