Islamadon 4428 Popular Post Share Posted February 12, 2023 DO YOU HATE MAGES? ❃ DO YOU HUNT NIGHT CREATURES? ❃ DO YOU WANT A COOL GLOWING WEAPON? ❃ DO YOU WANT TOOLS OF MASS DESTRUCTION? Danzen of Clan Dodaitose has the offer of a lifetime! After refining Thanhium for the Lector Cabal for a century, there is a troubling and critical surplus! DANZEN HAS TOO MUCH THANHIC-STEEL! Thanhium is on the outs, and Danzen of Dodaitose wants Boomsteel! Danzen LOVES Boomsteel (Carbarum too)! Want the Thanhium? Make a trade! Keep your Star-Steel and your other worthless metals to yourself, who needs them? Alchemy - are you kidding, Danzen's a master alchemist! Enchantments - FOO, only a sucker uses voidal and unholy spells! Don't you dare try shaking Danzen down, he won't yield ands hides his Thanhium beneath random trees!CURRENT THANHIUM IN STOCK: 1 Thanhic Longsword 1 Thanhic Poleaxe 1 Thanhic Spear 1 Thanhic Maces NOT INTERESTED IN THANHIUM? DANZEN ALSO HAS THESE OTHER WORTHLESS WEAPONS! 1 Heaven-Steel Poleaxe 1 Ironwood Longsword 1 Star-Steel Ingot 1 Star-Steel Longsword THE END TIMES ARE A COMING, SO STOCK UP NOW! SEND A LETTER TODAY! FINE PRINT: Danzen of Samurai Smithing Co. maintains the right to refuse service to Evildoers, Elves and other characters of questionable morality. Trades are to be negotiated and prices may vary on a person to person basis. 32 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wowj 2754 Share Posted February 12, 2023 "I'm totally buying!!!!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin_champloo 5951 Share Posted February 12, 2023 "Huh, I hate mages." "Huh, I hunt Night Creatures!" "HUH?! I WANT A COOL GLOWING WEAPON!!""HAAAH?! I WANT A TOOL OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!" 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StingyParrot 132 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Myrios notices the letter, falling off his horse as he does so. Getting up and descrying the poster, he says, "Now this should be useful. . . ." Myrios proceeds to make his way to an aviary. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISCOLIQUID 1960 Share Posted February 12, 2023 "What is Heaven-Steel?" asks Trader. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin_champloo 5951 Share Posted February 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, DISCOLIQUID said: "What is Heaven-Steel?" asks Trader. [!] A letter arrives for the person. It states such; 'Heaven's Steel is the creation of Avrelivs de Wees; made to replicate the effects of Thanhium's Anti-Arcana properties at the cost of weakened durability. We, of WEES-CORP, are writing to inform you and other prospective buyers that the recipe of MAGE'S BANE is not for sale as such is property of Wees. Happy Buying!' 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurferDurfer1 2584 Share Posted February 12, 2023 "is this made with conflict-free thanhium? i am an ethical consumer after all" asks a prospective buyer 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatFunkyBunch 2037 Share Posted February 12, 2023 A letter responds for the Thannic mace. It's nothing but a crude drawing of a bug like creature holding a Thannic mace and having a bigs thumbs up and a smiley face under it. Looks like a kid drew it. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Leyd 676 Share Posted February 12, 2023 A scroll is delivered in claimant of the longsword. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StingyParrot 132 Share Posted February 12, 2023 (edited) [!] A letter in claimant to the Starsteel longsword, with neat handwriting stating, " I would like to purchase the Starsteel Longsword, and shall contact you as soon as possible. Do please reserve it for me for when I can get to you." Signed, Myrios Sarran Edited February 13, 2023 by StingyParrot 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puglord 190 Share Posted February 13, 2023 [!] a note reads 'do you do deals in knowledge? if so im willing to barter for something -a' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewTech 2815 Share Posted February 13, 2023 [!] A letter is left at Danzen's shop, expressing interest in either or both the Thanhic mace and the Ironwood Longsword pending the negotiation of a deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblius 5794 Share Posted February 13, 2023 A golem is dispatched with a message to Danzen. "My master has no need of Thanhium, but will pay top minae for the so called Worthless Equipment of Starmetal and Ironwood. If minae is of no value, he has relics worthy of a museum to trade with, surely one shall interest you." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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