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THE HAESENI HOROSCOPE

ISSUE I

 

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COURT ASTROLOGER

On this 15th day of Wzuvar ag Byvca of 465 E.S. 

 


  

VA BIRODEO HERZENAV AG EDLERVIK,

 

Throughout the history of the Kingdom of Haense, the Sigmundic Calendar and the astrological signs associated with it have served as a cultural practice that allows the stars to guide believers through their daily trials and tribulations, as well as predict both good fortune and shortcomings of the relatively near future.

While many may accuse horoscopes as leading people astray, or preaching outright blasphemy, it is important to keep in mind that the following horoscopes are merely metaphors, and are open to diverse interpretations.

 

 


 

THE MOON:

 

     As the most mellow and neutral of the signs, The Moon is often known for being content with what they have, and seldom indulging in greedy tendencies. In order to maintain this fulfilment, the moon should not only hold onto the positive aspects of their lives, but also cleanse themselves of negative energies and grudges that may be holding them back.

The moon may find themselves with little romantic luck this year, but this is not necessarily a bad thing. Other forms of love may blossom during this time, and more importantly, the moon may be able to invest more love in themselves.

 

THE QUEEN:

 

     Hence its regal name, the sign of The Queen is well known for its perseverance and leadership skills. During this year, it would do well for the queen to take advantage of this, and search for opportunities to lead. 

To the younger generations born under this sign, this year may mark the start of a rebellious phase. Parents, however, should worry not, as even the strongest leaders need a shoulder to fall upon and an example to live up to.

If you are in a relationship with someone born under this sign, your partner may greatly appreciate reassurance of your love to them. After all, a great leader is nothing without their following, and your partner will need to be certain of your loyalty to the relationship if they are to call you their closest advisor.

 

THE CROW:

 

     While many born under the sign of The Crow have proven to bear immense intelligence and uniquely wise ideas, it is important to remember that everything must be learned. That is why, for this year, it is important for the crows to gain new information from their superiors, whether in age or standing.

This year, the crow may find themselves frustrated romantically. Whether they are already in a relationship, or pursuing a person of interest, the crow must take into account that their wisdom does not excuse arrogance. The pride this sign carries in their intelligence may be seen as rude or condescending, which can be unappealing to those the crow attempts to woo.

 

THE WYRM:

 

      As one of the most impromptu of the signs, The Wyrm’s bold impulsivity may be one of their fallbacks this year. It would do the wyrm well to keep their fiery and bold tempers in check, lest their impulsivity take advantage and get them into trouble.

Romantically, wyrms can expect a lot of passion from their person of interest. However, whether this intensity will prove to be positive towards the relationship is uncertain. The wyrm should take time to put their beloved first, which may be difficult at first for such an outlandish personality, but in the end, this selflessness may be helpful.

 

THE GIANT:

 

     In contrast to the impulsive wyrm, The Giant should attempt to branch out this year. While their honour-bound duties are indeed to be admired, they can at times be rigid, which may prove to be a setback.

Should the giant indeed practise spontaneity, their financial investments may see a change as well. To go out on a limb is often how businesses make it big, and the giant could see improvements should they act a little more bold.

 

THE WOPPERKLAW:

 

     Similar to their raven ally, The Wopperklaw is notably one of the more inquisitive of the signs, and is known for being rather aloof, even when it comes to their core morals. This year, the wopperklaw would do well to stay true to their gut; instincts rarely fail one in times of need.

Romantically, the wopperklaw is bound for prosperity this coming year. However, this should only happen if the wopperklaw is loyal and true to the person they hold dear, and does not let their curiosity lead them into temptation. For wopperklaws who are without a partner, this may be prosperity in itself. They should practise contentment, and not go out looking for lust or drama. To summarise: Stay where you are; if it is meant to be, it will come to you.

 

 

THE DRAKE:

 

     And finally, as one of the most bold signs, The Drake holds much fire in their personality, and oftentimes, this fire is accompanied by resentment. This year, the drake should focus not on those who have done them wrong, but rather take care of themselves first. Spending time outside and doing the things you love are both great ways to practise self care.

Oftentimes, the drake may be seen as unfriendly or cold. However, this is untrue, as the drake holds the people they hold dear very close. The drake, along with self care, should also take time to thank the people in their life for all they do for the drake. And, if you know a drake, you should thank them in turn for the flavour they bring to what could otherwise be a very bleak life.

 

 


 

IV JOVEO MAAN

 

Her Royal Majesty, Esfir of Jerovitz, Queen-Consort of Hanseti and Ruska.

 

Her Excellency, Viorica Irena Kortrevich, Grand Lady of the Morrivi Court, Countess-Consort of Jerovttz, Viscountess-Consort of Krusev, Baroness-Consort of Koravia

 

Firress Ilaria Amador, Court Astrologer of Hanseti-Ruska

 

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Hi friends! So sorry for the late edit, but I realized I did not include credit for the original Haeseni astrology post. Please check it out here, Yoppl deserves credit for their hard work. Sorry again! <3 

 

 

Edited by Cheese1sgrater
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"It's Haeseni, not Haenseni. What sort of people are they hiring these days?" Muttered Manon Yvaine as she paged through the horoscope.

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Olessya Amador picked up a copy of her sestra's horoscope predictions that she had laid on her desk earlier that evening. Flipping through the pages, she'd land on her sign. "Be more bold.." she'd squint behind her frames, "Niet... financial investments! OH mea godan, niet mea newly replaced windows!"

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44 minutes ago, esotericas said:

"It's Haeseni, not Haenseni. What sort of people are they hiring these days?" Muttered Manon Yvaine as she paged through the horoscope.

"The kind of PAGANS who bother with horoscopes, Your Ladyship," comments a servant, pouring a coup of tea beside her. "Wait, who the **** is this?" she might think, but the servant would disappear like a spectre were she to look, only leaving behind a business card titled "Canonist Services Ltd." with an undertext explaining how good Canonist men with family values in your area could help YOU, yes YOU, with your pagan problem.

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yoppl copy paste? atleast give credit to the original idea or don't do it

 

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          "Damn, what am I?" Ser Abraham quipped, relaxing in his tea chair. Maybe, he was the moon sign! He is rather neutral, and is having a hard time when it came to having a relationship.

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2 hours ago, Dogged said:
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yoppl copy paste? atleast give credit to the original idea or don't do it

 

I'm so sorry I forgot to include credit. I edited the post and included a link to the original post because Yoppl deserves credit for their work. Thank you for pointing out my mistake, I'll be sure to give due credit in the future.

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