Xarkly 12581 Share Posted February 17, 2023 VE HAUCH GAIZSTA DEZKA THE GREAT GARLIC DECREE TUEZK AG ARANYZ Issued by the TREASURER On this 9th day of Jula and Piov of 465 E.S. UPON MY NAME AS VANHART THE CARROT Pursuant to my duties as leal servant to his Majesty King Georg of Haense, I, as Lord Treasurer, am compelled to act beyond the role as mere safekeeper of the Royal Coffers, for our Kongzem faces a most abhorrent threat. Spawned from the maw of the Archdaemon himself; born from the hellfires of the Nether; and nurtured in the shadow of man, are the Vampires that have beset our realm in recent years. Wearing the guises of kith and kin, it cannot be denied that Vampires have stolen themselves way amongst the Canonist Realms, for we cannot forget the unearthing of the loathsome former Court Alchemist, whose name shall not sully this parchment and whose soul was purged by the vigilance of the Knight’s Table, nor the bravery of my Reinmaren kinsmen of Minitz who confronted and slew two Bloodsuckers in the streets of Valfleur. In order to protect the common Haeseni against these reprehensible Darkspawn, I shall wield the power of the Royal Coffers to accumulate and distribute the greatest weapon against these Vampires - which I have discovered, through meticulous and careful research into the oldest and wisest of babushkas’ tales, is, of course, garlic. I DO THEREFORE DECLARE: I. THAT THE ROYAL TREASURY SHALL, with a view to promulgate the Vampires’ bane, purchase all garlic within the Karosgrad at an increased price of 15 Mina per pound; II. THAT THE ROYAL TREASURY SHALL offer a grant of 200 Mina to every Haeseni landowner that farms garlic upon their land; III. THAT THE ROYAL TREASURY SHALL hang cloves of garlic from each public building within the confines of Karosgrad so as to deter Vampiric intrusion; and, IV. THAT THE ROYAL TREASURY SHALL purchase any remains of Vampires or information of Vampiric activities for an agreed price of no less than 100 Mina. Whomsoever shall join the fight against the Vampires in this manner may plead their eligibility for these rewards to the Office of the Treasury and be awarded in kind for their service. By the will of King Georg, the Vampires shall find no easy succour among Haensefolk. Doom upon all Darkspawn. IM NAMEN DES KONIGS, Ser Vanhart 'the Flying Carrot' Barclay Lord Treasurer of the Kongzem of Hanseti-Ruska 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child Neglecter 2134 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Spoiler no way did his goofy ass make a decree about garlic!!!!!! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SethWolf 1378 Share Posted February 17, 2023 KRUSAE ZWY KONGZEM! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadabug2000 3494 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Princess Sofia de Pelear flourishes the missive before the workers of the Hyspian palace. "Tu see this? Bring all of our garlic from the kitchens and any in storage to Haense at once." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itz_Cookie 1712 Share Posted February 17, 2023 A woman far off from Haense pinched the bridge of her nose. "Garlic!?" She uttered before tossing the decree in a fire. "Ha! Jokes on them, I love garlic bread." A laugh echoed within her home before she set off to pick some garlic to prepare such a snack! 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Elken 488 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Sir Milonir of Chadhall, the Greaseheart, Hero of the Petra, Devourer of Kitchens, Slayer of Beer Cans, and Generally Large, Heavy Man, looks to his tremendous storage of garlic bread in Zvaervauld. Ravenously. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveller 2129 Share Posted February 17, 2023 A paled Prince creases in the distance, his form simply folding in on himself at the mere THOUGHT of such a vegetable. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeteorDragon 2809 Share Posted February 17, 2023 An odd man soon red the decree and dropped to his knees within his own home. His hands pushed through his hair as he muttered in utter disbelief. "How.. how did they find out?!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StingyParrot 121 Share Posted February 17, 2023 (edited) Myrios Sarran, in his forge at the time, sifts through his various curiosities and treasures to uncover a vial of vampire blood. He uncaps the vial and pours a small amount of salt in. The red liquid boiled furiously as it makes contact with the white grain, and Myrios grins slightly, then closes the bottle and turns back to his metalwork. Edited February 17, 2023 by StingyParrot 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshBright 2104 Share Posted February 17, 2023 "Holy **** the man lost his mind" commented a prince after reading the letter with a hard sigh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlemishSupremacy 4930 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Cassius, though questioning the effectiveness of the methods, is pleased the vampire threat is being taken seriously. He gives a big thumbs up, which looks a bit silly, as he's looking at a poster. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 2498 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Spoiler The true financial roleplay we need. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaladin Stormblessed 614 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Baldrum Colborn would open the doors to Vorenburg's kitchens within Venzia in a dramatic fashion "Attention everyone, all garlic will nejt be used for cooking from now on. Start filling our wagons with the garlic." He announced in the same dramatic fashion. "We're heading to Karosgrad!" He announced, looking over the wagon full of garlics 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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