NotEvilAtAll 9927 Share Posted March 24, 2023 [!] Halfling propaganda finds its way into your aviary mailbox THE CULT FAILS! ~The entrance tunnel that the kidnappers hid in now lies vacant of evildoers~ Today, let it be known that the Iblees-worshipping cult of kidnappers and scoundrels have been thwarted! They tried to attack us, but, seeing our superior numbers and the great skill of our friendly big-folk adventurers, they tucked their tails between their legs and RAN all the way to the safety of the monk lands where we could no longer find them. Those who prey on the weak are themselves even weaker! Bywater stands strong! ~Mimosa Applefoot-Nimblefoot, Mayor of Bywater. Spoiler oh boy I sure do love abusing safezones to escape consequences! 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box of Rain 131 Share Posted March 24, 2023 "HA!" Doder muses to himself. "Knox bless bywa'ah! Those dark robed scumbags wiff dere spookeh lurkin' are no ma'ch fer a good shovel." 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toodles6 86 Share Posted March 24, 2023 "Good 'un Mum! Ye por'rayed em perfec'leh!" 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 632 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Magnolia bravely warded off any more kidnappers with a broom. She then had a panick attack and started stress-knitting. But overall she thinks it went pretty well. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qctho 172 Share Posted March 24, 2023 [!] Grandfather Death annoyedly rubbed their forehead at the continued antics of the would-be kidnappers. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9927 Author Share Posted March 24, 2023 Spoiler EDIT: LMAOOOO THEY'RE BACK Why would you admit to that? Later said it was a joke but sheesh man Look at 'em standing there in the safezone, watching us. "No umm, actually I'm not camping/waiting you out I'm just temporarily running away from you b/c you have friends with you" Mimosa Applefoot chuckles "T'ese bandi's are somefin' else, oi swear t'ae Knox" 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizry 354 Share Posted March 24, 2023 "Why are people kidnapping Halflings?" 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 632 Share Posted March 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Wizry said: "Why are people kidnapping Halflings?" Magnolia Fiddleberry, who was kidnapped, is not entirely sure either. There was a ransom, but they didn't manage to collect it. Perhaps they were bad at directions? At least she could glue the hand they severed and sent with the random note back on. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDutchFellow 1054 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Imagine camping in the CT safezone awaiting for the opertune moment to kidnap perhaps the weakest and most defenseless race ever thought up Spook RP takin -1's daily cus of these goons. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somersetting 304 Share Posted March 24, 2023 "Big 'alfling dub" Rosebud remarks, witnessing the biggun fleeing in terror, a stream of urine trailing behind him. "Now go play a on fac'ions server, ye filthy animal." 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kais 12 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Ludwig Barclay laughs happy for the halflings. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomRhunes 146 Share Posted March 24, 2023 On 3/23/2023 at 10:04 PM, ThatDutchFellow said: Spook RP takin -1's daily cus of these goons. Spoiler They’re not with us- I still don’t even know what they’re cultists of, if they are cultists 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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