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The purchase of one miniature piano.


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To the piano-makers of Almaris,

 

I am looking to request the creation of a small piano, no greater nor smaller than precisely one cubic metre.

That is, for those that do not know, one metre in width, by one metre in length, by one metre in height.

 

I recently lost mine in the battle for Amathea, where I translocated it above the bugs climbing the walls, and sent it hurtling atop their heads.
It fell to the floor with a pling, a plang, a crash, a clong, a throng and a bang.

 

The piano's actual musical capabilities do not have to be perfect, or particularly well-tuned, but it should make funny noises if used in offensive capacity.

My budget for this piano is limited, so please offer only your cheapest solutions.

 

Thank you!

Signed,

Artenin the Wizard.

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This is a hilarious and clever post. I lol for real. XD

Anton reads this missive with a question in his mind, “how hard can it be to build a piano.”  Ever the entrepreneur he starts drawing plans and gathering planks. He hopes this doesn’t end up as one of his many partially finished projects collecting dust in the attic. 

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