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“Irehearts never learn. I do hope some dwed recall the lesson of the Krag and do not follow them to decimation though. Either way, the father’s will stands.” Theroden nods solemnly upon reading his king’s response.

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52 minutes ago, Cheese1sgrater said:

From Lurin, Juniper reads through several missives like a disgruntled old man with the morning paper. "Oh ****... Scrisa, we may see our first war on this continent soon!" She called to her wife ( @Apotolofo ), before looking to her dearest daughter ( @satinkira ). "Verena, avoid the Irehearts and Norlanders. Neither of them ever have anything positive to contribute to this world."

 

Scrisa Anarion, Princess of Lurin, reads the missive over her wife's shoulder. "Huh- funny, I was there for that. Its all over a rather stupid thing. . . but thats dwarves and humans for you." she says with a shrug. 

1 hour ago, Nooblius said:

Norli Starbreaker wipes the sweat from his brow. This was getting intense. He rolls another set of dice.

"We must demand the Queen of Lurin's left thumb!"

 

If Scrisa Anarion had heard this, she'd wonder who the queen was. . . they were a principality. . . 

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"Toime to knock t'e shite aout t'e nort'en pussehs." commented Grumwar as he snacked on his protein cookie

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1 hour ago, Nooblius said:

Norli Starbreaker wipes the sweat from his brow. This was getting intense. He rolls another set of dice.

"We must demand the Queen of Lurin's left thumb!"

Uradan Starbreaker watched as his father rolled the die, anxiously brushing his beard as the game ramped in its stakes. Once the die landed, and Norli had made his declaration, Uradan, too, joined.

 

"'Er toes, too! Weh need t' take 'er toes!"

 

The beardling cried, the once bustling and nervously chittering room of dwarves falling silent over the strange and out-of-place joke. Uradan laughed to himself awkwardly, glancing around as he caught strange looks from the other dwed present.

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51 minutes ago, UnusualBrit said:

"Here we go, here we go, here we go." Dagmer Cleftjaw sang. 

 

Sven 'the Bard' Eiriksson concentrates real hard, beaming a song from his brain in the Father's Halls into Balon's head "This one is gonna be good." @sneakybandit

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Nykolai Rosik twirls his moustache. "Da, we make slap man out of dwarfski, now they just half."

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A Gladeguard would start sending scouts across the realm. Cartloads of elven minerals being taken to the Wyldflame Forge as Nevaehlen's Forgemaster worked on his best b*tch slapping gloves to date.

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Torrhen Eiriksson cheers for the response, proudly

"IRON FROM ICE! Keep it nice and simple, uncle!

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Baldr raises his axe, "They do not think with reason, so we shall not reason with them."

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22 hours ago, Jihnyny said:

"Kill the bastards." Recommended Thráin once more, grumbling as his beard was at hazard, forging great weapons for Urguan.

Ursus Grandaxe joins in the forging, using all he can to protect his kin.

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Thromdrick Irongut has another headache... why do they have to be so frequent these days...

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25 minutes ago, BuffBadger said:

Thromdrick Irongut has another headache... why do they have to be so frequent these days...


Magni waddles by his cousin's side as they walk through the northern roads on their journey back from the Kingdom of Norland. "Ye do know t'ey be roig't, roig't? Ef et weren't fer Bakir's hissyfit ye'd be back home workin on important s'oite, but 'ere ye are fixing t'eir mess. AGAIN. Honestleh, surproised t'e Ire'earts didn't punis' Bakir fer nae bein able to punch an elf..." He'd say as he ate some of his free norlandic soup.

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