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DISCORD: Phersades IGN: Phersades SKIN TITLE: L'Orgueil BID: 350

(in response to satinkira's message, forums are fucked, fml) Estel has no clue of this interaction, as her study (with her desk) is inside her home with no windows. Few people would be able to hear her complaint, nobody would be able to hear from outside.Maybe Leweth is imagining things.

A local peasant named Leweth wanders by, stopping and squinting at the seemingly schizophrenic Estel before turning away and muttering a warning to his family about insane people who talk to themselves - he refers to it as 'the seventh stage of madness'. He then looks back to Estel with a beffudled expression (reference below).

Doesn't this just mean the auction effectively ends 15 minutes early and you can just get your snipes in then? Anti-snipe would be closing the auction only after X minutes since last bid, or at the closing time at the earliest.

t'ats a grudgin! Insulted oor tavern, cannae let t'at sloide!"Thumbrindal stated in anger.

[!] A letter finds its way to the Halfling Health Inspectors. "We are so sorry that you did not have the Class A experience that the Grub-Bucket ordinarily offers. While Head Chef Bata has been on sabbatical in the Yokai realm, he has agreed to return briefly to remedy this horrific stain on our honor. We request that you, most honorable Wagyu-Inspectors, return for a special meal! The Grub-Bucket would love to have you for dinner!" -Bata of Ugokoyama, Head Chef of Grub-Bucket

LETS GOOO

Celebi Galarian Ponyta Keldeo Alolan Vulpix Shaymin - Sky Form Riolu

Estel Anarórë, the dedicated aunt-figure of Norland, sat lone at her desk. She swiped a hand across the tabletop's wooden surface in an attempt to clear some space between the piles of papers and books, before setting down a copy of the 'hygiene report' in front of her. " 'Norlandic tavern, uncooperative, held at knifepoint?' " She groaned, thinking back to the day the 'health inspectors' had arrived. It was in this moment she wished to slam her head against a wall, as she began to complain to herself. "The two had wandered into the tavern and demanded access to our kitchen - we didn't let them in. They showed no certification of their knowledge, nor did they have any proof of being hygienic themselves. After much argument, when they realised we weren't goin' to let them into our kitchen, they began to throw around stereotypes and insults towards our citizens, and refused to leave when asked. Any violent actions were a result of their crude behaviour." Estel released a sigh, feeling a stress-induced headache coming within the near future. For a moment, she considered taking a break by going to her farm.. Unfortunately for her, her farm is less than a minute's walk from the halfling village, as Cyris had given the land to her years prior. "These 'health inspectors' entered knowin' nothing of Norland or her people, and continued to fuss and throw insults when they did not get their way. The interaction escalated because they escalated it." ... "Also, that child was being watched over. He is within my family." And there came the headache.

Rossiel Marsyr, who works for the Paddy's Pyre part time, squints at the document, scratching her head in thought. "I'm pretty sure that this counts as breaking and entering if you got into our kitchen- where our meat and fish is stored, and is being actively used? It's not unattended, you broke into our kitchen. And if there's food on the ground, it means someone dropped it recently." The Marsyr, who is a full-time Radiant Guard Ranger, goes to find a superior officer to report the breaking and entering to!

TO THE ASPIRING-MAGE ASTRID THRICEBLOOD: I am always taking students. Come to the walls of Hexicanum, and submit yourself before Gashadokuro. I will show you the height of magic of the Void. -THE VOIDAL LICH AZ'REKASH

"Is it... that tragic, that in a place claiming renown for the voidal arts, children of their leadership cannot find a teacher?" Raziel chuckled "Such a tragedy... maybe I should invite them to visit Celia'nor, so they may find a proper tutor? Hmmm... Thriceblood?" The high elf grimaced, clearly disgusted by the implications of the name.

WEE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND SAFETY ANNUAL INSPECTION REPORT Two health inspectors travelled across biggun realms to ensure compliance with the strict wee health codes. Health codes exist to prevent the spread of disease and miasma. Published here are the findings of our wee inspectors. Please consider these findings when drinking at your next local tavern. RANKING SYSTEM W- Wee Approved A- Absolutely Spotless B- Biggun Worthy C- Crusty D- Don't Go Here F- FILTHY HEALTH CODES AND REGULATIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS 1. CRITTERS- ESTABLISHMENTS SHOULD BE FREE OF ALL LIVESTOCK AND INFESTATION. IF ANIMALS (barring bigguns) ARE TO BE FOUND IN AN ESTABLISHMENT, MEASURES SHOULD BE TAKEN TO RID THEM TO COMPLY WITH HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATION. 2. GENERAL CLEANLINESS A. DRINKS AND FOOD SHOULD BE PROPERLY STORED. FOOD SHOULD NOT BE LEFT OUT UNCOVERED OR IT MAY GO STALE AND YUCKY. FOOD LEFT OUT IN TAVERNS ATTRACTS CRITTERS AND CONTRIBUTES TO A LASTING MIASMA THAT WILL CAUSE DISEASE. B. COBWEBS AND DUST SHOULD BE ELIMINATED TO AVOID THE CLOGGED AIRWAYS AND POTENTIAL ILLNESS OF PATRONS. C. MEATS SHOULD BE STORED IN A FREEZER TO ELIMINATE POTENTIAL MIASMA. MEAT IS PARTICULARLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MIASMA, WHICH MAY SPREAD FASTER IN WARM AIR. D. COUNTERS, TABLES, AND ALL OTHER SURFACES SHOULD BE WIPED CLEAN. DIRTY TABLES ARE YUCKY. 3. FIRE SAFETY A. FIREPLACES SHOULD HAVE AN AIR VENT TO ELIMINATE SMOKE WITHIN AN ESTABLISHMENT. B. TO PREVENT FIRESPREAD, FIREPLACES SHOULD BE WELL SURROUNDED WITH FIRE-PROOF MATERIALS (NOT WOOD.) 4. PLANTS A. PLANTS SHOULD BE CONTAINED IN POTS TO PREVENT BUG INFESTATION. B. PLANTS THAT PRODUCE EXCESSIVE POLLEN SHOULD BE REMOVED. Health inspectors reserve the right to add additional point eliminations based on extenuating circumstances. Any establishment that has been ranked has been entitled to a posted sign, if so desired. HEALTH INSPECTION REPORTS The Fairweather Pub OLD Haense Tavern- SHUT DOWN DUE TO POOR HEALTH RATING The Tipsy Tarchar (NEW "IMPROVED" AFTER SHUTDOWN) Da Hungry Howler The Bouncing Bokolo The Watanabe Teahouse Paddy's Pyre The Drunker Delver Malna's Mayhem The Grub Bucket Amathine Tavern WARNING THE FOLLOWING CONTENT DEPICTS NUMEROUS WEE RIGHTS VIOLATIONS. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Norland Tavern Haulun'or Tavern Due to the necessity of health and safety throughout the realms, the Wee Department of Health and Safety is willing to re-review any tavern that expresses willing improvement. For a second chance, please contact Phineas Overhill-Weedsnatcher ((Hnan_T)) or Jo Peregrin ((josie_exotic)). Documentation of Jerry has been passed to the Wee Bureau of Investigations and will be handled promptly. If you or a friend have any information about the wee fellow, please alert your nearest Halfling Authorities.

Iduna thriceblood was handed a copy of her daughters missive. She read over it quietly with a small chuckle “astrid.. eym the second eldest daughter. Eym sestra viarrah is the eldest” she called out towards her daughter astrid from the walls of her bedroom. Before returning back to her nap.

Deoxys, mewtwo, alakazam, espurr, togetic, gardevoir They're neat :)

Im taking your souls.

(Pinned to the notice-board at the city entrance is a handwritten flyer, written in a neat, careful hand.) TO ALL IT MAY CONCERN: Greetings. My name is Astrid Thriceblood, eldest daughter of Iduna Thriceblood (by half an hour- screw you Viarrah!), granddaughter of Laurissa Thriceblood, and I turned sixteen years of age this past saint's day. For my entire childhood, I've been dying to study magic and its related disciplines. Finally, I'm old enough to do so, but I've come across a disgusting roadblock in my journey - none of the relevant people I'm close to are free to take me on. Yes, I could wait until they are free, but that would take years, and if I have to wait much longer to start my studies, I might just wither away and die. So I've decided to be proactive, and am posting this flyer. I AM SEEKING A TEACHER IN THE FOLLOWING: (in order of personal interest) Conjuration Transfiguration One of the elemental evocations, I don't particularly care which one Please bird me A.S.A.P if you or someone you know might be able to take me on as an apprentice. Thank you. Regards, Astrid Thriceblood, medic-in-training and aspiring (SOON TO BE NOVICE) mage

i've been waiting for this moment they're based on vibes / mandibuzz for his totem, 'the buzzard druid'

Submission time! IGN Saun_399 DISCORD Saunless CATEGORY Visual Arts TITLE Daybreak, Ailmere. Cultivation of National Pride. https://imgur.com/gallery/TbPfe1Q

DISCORD: koodinii IGN: Koodinii SKIN TITLE: L'Orgueil BID: 125 minas

This type of thread has been done in the past and I always enjoyed it. What 6 man team of Pokémon would your LotC character have and why?

Need more warbond, need more light stone, need more LECTOOOOOOOR