RaccoonPete

@rukio listen here missy! Here in Florida we have a little something called STAND YOUR GROUND laws. If you EVER show up at my home or place of business I will have no choice but to shoot you. And you better believe I have a lot of guns! I’m a very wealthy man who fucks hot babes (only drunk of course) on the daily and have access to large quantities of cocaine! You think YOU could pugsy me IRL after I’ve done 4 lines of blow? Well you’ve got another thing coming to you! I’ll have the energy of a young child combined with the speed of a cheetah! Just try me!

***. You win hahahahahahahahahahaha

the question is: are you dipping the pizza in spinach alfredo, or are you using said sauce instead of marinara on pizza