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Yulong of the Eastern Steel Hills School did five thousand pushups, five thousand crunches, and ten thousand laps around the temple grounds. "I really hope they give me my Dragon Quest soon," he said. Five-thousand-one, five-thousand-two, five-thousand-three...

You ran your poll fine. You’re just feeling for player-emotions, not well-rationalized and drawn out responses. HOWEVER only the greener cabal matters, so you should implement my well-rationalized and drawn out suggestion. I need a group-TP. I can’t keep whipping werewolf when I have to teleport swarms of paladins and azdrazi into Azdromoth’s gooning room. It’s not sustainable, he is going to break soon. Give me a group TP command to save a life. It’s the right thing to do.

"It's wonderful you've finally got a job again, Ser Stefan," Lothar said to his master with cheer and aplomb. "Now you can get your money up AND your funny up!"

The Conquest of Hexicanium: Volunteers Wanted! Join the war on Gashadokuro! Year of the Pigman (1177 Kamijikan) TO THE PEOPLE OF BRAEVOS: On the western wastelands outside Koyo-Kuni, the Archlich Gashadokuro hosts his infernal army. The Samurai of Koyo-Kuni wage war against these enemies in a battle for our very survival. For decades we have kept them at bay with infrequent attacks reaching beyond our borders. However, our enemies have grown bolder in recent years, attacking deeper into the continent while many are distracted. With our forces spread thin we have seen fit to create a unit of volunteer soldiers from foreign nations willing to man the westernmost frontline against Gashadokuro: The Koyo-Kuni Volunteer Brigade. Members of the Volunteer Brigade will serve on the newest fortifications built by expert Oyashi engineers. Under the guidance of the Koyo-Kuni Samurai, foreign volunteers may assist in the campaign to rid Braevos of Gashadokuro. Volunteers need not fear being conscripted or deployed anywhere other than in the campaign against the Archlich. TO JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST GASHADOKURO: The Volunteer Brigade will serve as a unit under the command of Koyo-Kuni Samurai. Volunteers will be trained and stationed in the wastes in preparation for expeditions towards the Archlich's fortress and his cursed dominion. Volunteers are expected to provide the following for themselves: 1. Personal arms and armor, 2. Bravery and courage in their hearts, 3. Hate for the Archlich Gashadokuro and his wicked minions. To join the Volunteer Brigade, write to Captain Honma Monjaro of the Ashgiaru . Volunteers will be granted one free meal at the Grub Bucket per month. Volunteers are entitled to: loot, glory, eternal honor in Machiman's court, and thanks from the Oyashi of Koyo-Kuni.

"Hey evil-doer, you look pretty strong. Let's fight instead of all this senseless violence," the Great Dragon said from the mountaintops.

This is OK. Heavier armor is a free "buff", and Earth Ensorcellment just compounds that. If you're wearing cumbersome armor that gives you "super protection" from most melee attacks it is only fair that you get owned by someone willing to spend upwards of three emotes to shoot a single arrow.

"I really hope Gashadokuro doesn't attack us while none of us are at home and our gates are up," Monjaro, Samurai of the Shugonate of Koyo-Kuni said to his newphew, Eiji.

“I’ll find you,” metagamed the Great Dragon.

@Gaja”EIJI WAKE UP, EIJI, EIJI,” Monjaro shook his nephew awake. “It seemed like you were having a bad dream. Dunmer? Khajit? Redguards? Come on, we’ve gotta watch the Pharaoh defend his honor.”

"I do quite love Camp St. Emma!" Lothar the Young Turtle declared. He happily spent his night conversing with his new friends and his mentor, Stefan Euler, Baron of Eulersberg, Turtle Knight, Sage, Tavernkeep and Merchant, among other things.

I’ve buffed my BSK goon nest with a Templar banner and a Paladin enchant! Gashadokuro can never get past my choke point covered by a pair of archers with two-emote bows! Wait, he’s right behind me, isn’t he?

"Shogunate scrooges are here to steal my swords?! Come and take it!" Monjaro, samurai of Sakuragakure said proudly. "Oh, the Aevosi Treaty of Friendship. Never mind, I love my buddies."

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