Posting on behalf of Esterlen because he's drunk as **** and possibly dead, but he's penned this response for you anyway. Emperor John puts a quill to paper, penning a concise response. "Oh Thorsson, Dwarven devil and damned Devil's kith and kin, secretary to Charles Bono himself. What the Devil kind of knight are you, that you can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a *****, make subject of Canonist sons. We've no fear of your army, and by land and sea we will battle with thee - go and **** your mother. You Lucienist wheelwright, you Urguanite scullion, brewer of Avar, goat-fucker of Frostholm, swineherd of King Rhewen, pig of Outremer, Dwarven thief, catamite of Adunia, hangman of Kal'Akash, and fool of all the world and the underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Devil, and the bend in our ****. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, go and **** your mother. So the Imperial declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for us Canonists. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date, and don't own a calendar, the moon's in the sky, the year with our Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there - for this, you may kiss our arse." ((OOC REPLY: This warclaim is rejected for a number of reasons. 1. You need to give us at least five days warning before a WC. There is a 5 day grace period. You have failed to do this, you pig. 2. You cannot warclaim at the same time as an existing warclaim. The existing one, which has been in existence since Sunday, takes precedence. As the Fat Controller in Thomas the Tank Engine once said, "You are wrong." 3. Oren has the initiative in this war. You do not. So you cannot make this warclaim without my consent. Regards, Rhys. I am sorry if this is ineloquent, because I am dead. Thank you xox