King of Cartography

Juan José Lorenzo Villalpando de Ponce de Herbert-Lyons grumbles upon reading the name of the fort. He thought it was called 'Fort Defiance' he rises up from the dirt patch he was sleeping in and spends a valuable rename token to address this error on the Fort Defiance Owyn's Fort map.

My guy is still number juan

I checked that diary so many times I was afraid you’d report me for stalking!

I guess i’m kind of a hero

Step 1: navigate to AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\logs Step 2: find the log you want to scribe Step 3: unzip it step 4: upload the .log file to https://minecraftrpscribe.pythonanywhere.com/ step 5: Smile because you don’t need to scroll through a billion lines of garbage data There's a 50mb limit on files All files are instantly deleted after being processed if you don't trust me to delete your logs and you know python just run this instead with open('LOGNAME.log','r') as logfile: buffer = [line.split("[CHAT]")[1].strip() for line in logfile if '[CHAT]' in line] with open('output.txt','w') as outputfile: for line in buffer: outputfile.write(line + "\n") this post has been brought to you by the Cartography gang

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“I AM JEAN JACQUES LeDrow and fear not madame Tanith, I have come to save you from these bandits HONHONHON!” “PVP default kk 321go” [!] 5 seconds later.....

Is that the windows 10 edition of minecraft? LOTC is on the original Java version so you can’t play LOTC with the windows 10 edition.

Well make sure those tears don't land on any of my maps or that discount is gone

good answers you may have a 50 minas discount on your next purchase

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You’re right about how RP combat is a complete mess and clickydeath pvp is just so stupid, I like your idea for combat resolution but..... Knowing the LOTC community if we added an RP combat system where you have racial bonuses and point buy for stats, a lot of people would make max strength Orcs with 0 int and RP them as green humans who are perfectly normal. Sure we can tell them to not do that, but then they’ll move on to a more acceptable (but still overpowered) build, until that gets nerfed and so on and so on.

Thanks, I got so immersed I started making a map of my living room.

I felt inspired by this guide and gave it a go This is an in-character diary. Please do not metagame the contents of this post. Juan’s diary is subjective and contains only his IC perceptions of events. That means he can be wrong. he can be misinformed. he might forget details. he might have bad opinions. Etc. Etc. Probably don’t use this slightly-senile old human Cartographer as an objective news source lmao. Entry 1

How many is “Lots” of muffins anyway, i’m sick of these confusing messages from the staff, LOTC needs some clarity!

True, but to make something good with Photobashing you gotta put in a lot of time and effort, and this tutorial is for the poor and downtrodden folk who aren’t willing to do that. The goal here is to have something that looks decent enough for a roleplay post and have it be done with in 30 minutes. Also paint.net is amazing and i’ll keep saying that until I go to the grave, at work I sometimes have to use GIMP for simple image editing and it’s an absolute nightmare I hate it so much. I pray for the day there’s a paint.net version for Ubuntu Yessss yesss!!!

It works on maps too ok, please give me my +1 Haha thanks! Thank you! Oh yeah, definitely the best one i’ve seen Thanks! I came across it a few years ago and tried to do stuff with it, but with this website anyone can get in on the action without having to do all sorts of technical stuff

Hello my poor and talentless friends, today I take my vengeance on the actual artists by showing YOU how to make some art You need two things to get started: Paint.net, this is a great image editor, it does more than MSpaint, but it’s not as complicated as Photoshop or GIMP, and it's completely free! you can download it at https://www.getpaint.net/ Appropriate expectations, If you do this right you'll end up with something pretty cool Let's make art for our character, his name is Angus McRedeyes, he is known for 3 things He has a big beard He has red eyes He never wears a shirt Any art that doesn't meet this criteria is a complete failure Okay, let's get started, for step one we are going to google to steal someone else's work, let's google Medieval Warrior man and look at some prospects Wow! This guy looks good, let's use him! But he doesn't have a big beard and he doesn't have red eyes, we'll have to fix this in Paint.net Open up Paint.net, load in the image and use the magic wand to remove the background, you'll end up with this Perfect! now it's time to add the beard, let's find an awesome one! oh yeah, that’s just right, download the image and open it up in paint.net! Then go back to the main image and add a new layer, you can do that by pressing the + button in the bottom left corner Now it's time to go back to the beard image, select it with CTRL+A, then copy it with CTRL+V, then paste it on the main image, but be sure to be on the right layer! After that you can resize and move the beard so that it fits on the face. Perfect! this is starting to look just like our character, but his eye color is ALL WRONG, let's fix that next Create a new layer and use the Lasso select tool to draw circles around the eyes https://gyazo.com/0a6c51951681c4ccd877f10a004b6e6d Then take the paint cannister and fill those boys up with some nice red color https://gyazo.com/ce7b369d50b6be24ce86485cf7a3de7d Now for some advanced image editing Go to effects → Blurs → Gaussian Blur and click on that, then select a radius between 10-20, click ok to continue Then double click on the layer and switch the mode to OVERLAY After that is done, use the eraser to remove the areas that don't need to be red I ended up with this Perfect! he has no shirt, a big beard, and red eyes! this is just like our character, now all we need is a background! But first let’s merge all the layers together so we can copy and paste Angus later Select every layer you added and press this button to merge it onto the next layer Now let's add a background, our character lives alone in a dark castle because his friends stopped playing LOTC months ago and now he's run out of minas to pay taxes and this is the only thing he has got going for him in his life so he's desperate to find a new way of paying taxes Let's go back to google! Oh man! this image is JUST PERFECT, download it, and open it up in paint.net Create a new layer on the background image, select Angus and paste him on it, you’ll probably get a warning because the background image is smaller, so select Expand Canvas Then you have to resize Angus and move him around to a place you like, I put him like this If you have an expanded Canvas You just need to crop the image, this is very easy, click on the RECTANGLE SELECT tool and draw a big around your work of art, use the Crop to select tool, i’ll show you where it is in the next image After that Merge the layers again and save the file, let’s look at my result Now at this point you’ll probably laugh and say that I made a joke tutorial as a complete and utter meme, because this is absolutely terrible But my friends, with the power of Deep Learning we’re going to turn this into something decent Go to this website https://tenso.rs/demos/fast-neural-style/ select your image and click upload Here’s my output This is not nearly the best image I’ve gotten when using this technique, but it’s okay Here’s some more examples of stuff I’ve made Thanks for reading and good luck with your newfound art skills i hope you liked my guide thank you and good night

His small talk influences foreign policy His hands feel like rich brown suede His reputation precedes him the way lighting precedes thunder The guards often question him, just to hear him speak He is the talk of parties he has never attended He can disarm you with his charm, or with his hands He is a lover and not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter so don’t get any ideas He is the most interesting man in the world -The most interesting man in the world Current map for sale: Contact Juan de Ponce de Lyons (CartographyKing) for pricing details or custom jobs All maps sold as is, Lyons Cartography is not responsible for any accidents resulting because of a sudden and unfightable urge to explore the beautiful wilderness of Arcas, certain terms and conditions may apply

not sure if this has your town but you can try this download https://storage.googleapis.com/lotc/fourfive.rar

Henry Lyons completely forgets about responsibilities he may have and sends in his application!

"I fail to see anyone here who's willing to pay more than myself" states the potential customer!