Lord of the Craft

Thank you Lord of the Craft, very cool.

@Kaiser if you scroll down to the bottom of this profile, you’ll see you commented on my first status, way back in 2012. How’ve the last 7 years treated you Kaiser?

Horrible, my stupid ass is still here.

I’m fine, actually. Play this game more as a hobby rather then a 2^nd job. Makes it more fun.

I wub you, Lord of the Craft. Have I ever told you that?

You need not tell me. I already know~

It's self aware! Kill it before it releases the deadly neurotox-AAAAAARRGH.

Go away telanir...stop bragging.

Go home telanir, you're drunk.

Beat him up Telanir!

no dammit, I spend my days fixing him, not the other way

*Looks at member title and frowns.

I do not remember this.

*Pokes the silly server with a stick.*

*Hugglez the server the best a Stag can huggle*

<3

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You can do it server! you mus live!

I need someone to bring me some more "computer soup"

*makes a warm bowl of soup* For you server, get well soon, I promise the DDOS attacks wont happen forever

Yay~

-.-

I don't believe you.

I wub you too server <3

Heart warming

Learn to capitalize "i".

It was a moment of weakness. It will not happen again.. *Stands tall and proud, looking out upon the horizon*

I use clouds for blankets, but a snuggy may be just what i need. I could also do for some "Computer soup"

Dang I'm all out of computer Advil! To the store away!

I'll get that soup.

*drives away*

-Pats Lord of the Craft on the head- I hope those stupid DDoSers don't do that to you again. Keep some of that advil for another DDoS attack.

The server is a user now?

Think of it as tasting your own medecine. Sooner or later, I, the server, had to try for myself. Think of me as an omniscient being

First server becomes self conscious

Skynet is coming.