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    2. Lunar

      Lunar

      good 1 Jason

    3. Birdnerdy

      Birdnerdy

      You are worst raev. You are the Raev idiot you are the Raev smell. return to ruined Adria. to our Kovachev cousins you may come our country. You may live in the hovels….ahahahaha , Carrion we will never forgeve you. Barbanov rascal fug but fug fughole Raev stink Carrion Black ****. Raev genocide best day of my life. Take a bath of dead Raev..ahahahahah BARBANOV WE WILL GET YOU!! Carrion we kill the king , Carrion return to your precious Vekaro….hahahahaha idiot Raev and Barbanov smell so bad..wow I can smell it. REMOVE RAEV FROM THE PREMISES.…  You will get caught. marijuana + allah's faithful +dwarves =kill Carrionyou will fight no more.You are worst raev. You are the Raev idiot you are the Raev smell. return to ruined Adria. to our Kovachev cousins you may come our country. You may live in the hovels….ahahahaha , Carrion we will never forgeve you. Barbanov rascal fug but fug fughole Raev stink Carrion Black ****. Raev genocide best day of my life. Take a bath of dead Raev..ahahahahah BARBANOV WE WILL GET YOU!! Carrion we kill the king , Carrion return to your precious Vekaro….hahahahaha idiot Raev and Barbanov smell so bad..wow I can smell it. REMOVE RAEV FROM THE PREMISES. You will get caught. marijuana + allah's faithful +dwarves =kill Carrion…you will fight no more.

    4. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      I love this meme.

  1. friendly reminder that the wiki and family echo are the weapons of the ontologically evil and from an outdated era to push alternative agendas antithetical to collaborative story telling (and should therefore be ignored entirely).

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    2. Nectorist

      Nectorist

      @Reckless Banzai Screamerminecraft books are where tomes of ibleesian rituals are contained

    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer
    4. argonian

      argonian

      @monkeypoacher eh that's an ancient thing. like the 5th empire being formed by random house horen descendants just so happening to appear out of aeldin. or even mog in 2012 calling himself "godfrey HOREN" after the literal father of all mankind, which was really ******* on-the-nose. you've never seen a "legolas malin" or a "thorin urguan", and for very good reason.

       

      the main reason why "being someone's cousin" is more common now is largely because mediums like discord and the increased OOC-connectivity (aka the "everyone knowing everyone and their business"ity) combined with ever-worsening player retention has led to an arms race where you gotta offer noobs shit to get them to stick around. the idea of ppl DM'ing new forum sign-ups and camping the CT for recruits was unthinkable for like the first 6 years of the server's lifespan.

       

      offering your most competent noobs a noble 2nd char so he doesn't switch to another house/duchy/country that does is just an extension of that. in the past that didn't happen nearly as much because ppl weren't as desperate for recruits, and even when they were, you didn't get tards from across the map DM'ing and trying to steal ur guys w false promises of power as bastard #3, because they had no way of doing that.

       

      also on a mostly unrelated note, more restrictive rules and systems have meant that rags-to-riches stories of random peasants founding a new noble family are extremely rare now, whereas they were common as dirt in the past. so there often isn't even a choice between founding your own house or joining someone else's. you just gotta join theirs.

  2. if gypsies came from india what does that have to do with turk?

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    2. D4NNA

      D4NNA

      My best friend is a gypsy, therefore I can be racist to that particular minority!!!!!!1!!1!11!!!einself

    3. thesaintjaleel

      thesaintjaleel

      To be quite honest, racial slurs are still racial slurs even if the person you’re insulting isn’t apart of said racial group. I don’t think Gypsy is a racial slur, however – though correct me if I’m wrong.

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      lol wow just saw all the salt here, gypsy is a pejorative exonym chillaxxx XD

  3. Can you smell what the Donald is cooking?

  4. I regret my sex change I need help to become A MAN again.

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    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      I'm talkin' about on the current map. The orcs moved cities.

    3. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      i'll accept you don't worry lets make many children

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer
  5. If Trump deports @Imam Faiz Kharadeen at least I'll be satisfied with my vote. He hates America.

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    2. Dreek

      Dreek

      what is aleppo

    3. Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      at least i wont be in a seceded state filled with hippies!

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      I will fight the rebel scum for the empire

  6. When you roleplay a kid, you get a lot of free **** ;)

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    2. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      :) DW I'll slip u some

    3. Ark

      Ark

      you also get tricked, thought it was a gremlin smh

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      stfu ark you're a childhood ruiner.

  7. man **** the opps

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    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      you bches think im st00pid but i aint st00pid

    3. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      No no no! Just...

       

      Not stupid, but...uneducated, yes, that’s it! IT’s just the difference between the wisdom and intelligence stats. Wisdom is street smarts. Intelligence is book smarts.

      Eheheh.

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      we need to squabble up

  8. unironically support @Telanir’s recent decision i missed out on while working in the fudgepack factory, when my kids come to play lotc i dont want them to be indoctrinated by a bunch of libtards and racist crackers on what to think when we here for some solid rp. god bless 

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    2. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      @HansJensen Pretending you’re being serious right now the 1st Amendment only applies to government stuff. You can’t be arrested or fined for saying your opinion, though you can be arrested for say – threats, hate speech, etc. 

       

      LotC isn’t a government agency and thus can do whatever they want in this regard. 

    3. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

      hans jensen stop eating paint

  9. farfolk stocks rising, pk your heartlanders and highlanders ASAP

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    2. Dyl

      Dyl

      Don’t hate da rhenyars… we just tryna vibe shady…

    3. Zacho

      Zacho

      $FFK is up, while $ORN is still a dumpster fire, $HNS remains the only stable stock in this world... 

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      $HNS is artificially inflated and about to pop when Cloud Breaker party wipes

  10. wish there was less OOC BS in muh human rp :frown: :kicks rocks:

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    2. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      did i hit a nerve 

    3. argonian

      argonian

      think human rpers perpetually hitting your nerves if why you made your comment in the first place

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      @un-w wub da zkah! toxic! ;(

  11. with a kingdom of heartlanders and a kingdom of highlanders, now's a good time for kingdom of the farfolk :serene: 

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    2. SimplySeo

      SimplySeo

      Ibrahim is the Sultan that was promised.

    3. seannie

      seannie

      the owyncarnate will form the kingdom of the farfolk

    4. ibraheemc2000

      ibraheemc2000

      Some one sent this to me, and I have to say, it touched my heart, Love you guys <3

  12. Embrace stork rp we've evolved beyond the need of /persona prefix [6 months]

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    2. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Punisher The Punisher GIF - Punisher The Punisher Wait GIFs

       

      *London Air Raid Sirens are blaring

    3. Jentos

      Jentos

      STORK RP STORK RP

    4. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      [Fat] Merchant: "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

  13. Who will be the 4th prophet to take up Godfrey's vocation? (1 answer is automatically wrong)

  14. i hate the reserved poster i hate the reserved poster i hate the reserved poster.

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    2. WOWJ

      WOWJ

      nub wae, Jaxothy, one of LoTC's finest comedians coming out of the brush with yet another original, never before seen knee-slapper that could've never been expected

    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer
    4. Dyl

      Dyl

      Reserved 

  15. Want to make wood elf but need skin. If you want to make me a free skin please hmu and ill be ur friend/kinfolk irp wont play kid though

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    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      pink guy SHADY -.-#6958

    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      none of yall will add my new discord guess imma play an orc >:c

  16. Has anyone read Slaughterhouse-Five by chance? I'm reading it for my literature class and would like to hear opinions so I know what I'm getting into.

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    2. Gangrel1230

      Gangrel1230

      10/10 book would never read again

    3. Space

      Space

      Probably my favourite Vonnegut Novel. It can be sorta confusing at times, but the humour is great, the story is good, all the philosophical statements are fantastic.

      If you like it, read Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. Also some good absurdist ****.

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      I enjoyed Catch-22 back in high school. Hopefully it's a neat read.

  17. no cap this what lord of the craft look like, submit now the game is over

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    2. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      I don’t get the joke pls halp

    3. Knox

      Knox

      @Padre_Tales lol did i actually log in 2 days ago that is news to me!!!!!!!

       

      i love u shady

    4. Ryloth

      Ryloth

      @Knox ur hacked bro rip knox 2013-2019

  18. How long does it typically take to get VIP after doing all that paypal stuff?

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    2. Supah

      Supah

      Took me around 2 days to get forum. 3 to get ingame.

    3. bickando
    4. paulie

      paulie

      as soon as you ask

  19. womanhood begins at the quincenera!

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    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      I just realized that you spelled quinceañera wrong

      Edited by NotEvilAtAll
    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      sorry i didnt spell the colonizer’s language right 🙃u probably closer to them

    4. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      I could try to google translate to quechuan so I’m not speaking colonizer language but that’d be too much effort

  20. RIP when ******* Leowarrior tricks you into turning on auto age.

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    2. Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      nope, once its on its on. really stupid tbh

    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      If I remember correctly, it's to avoid bonus exp abuse (unless they removed that).

    4. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      Just add your char's real age in your bio (plus i didnt trick you you lima bean)

  21. MENAPHOS CONFIRMED

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    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Probably some korean kid who sold it for a couple bucks a few years ago.

    3. mmat

      mmat

      Prefer Sophanem

    4. Lunar

      Lunar

      I think it was Soren

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